Barely Sarcasm
Miss you when you're gone,
J$
“bring your bitching somewhere else, you stupid customer.”
*this was seen on my trip on rt. 66*
Pratt Institute
Not only did I get in for the Spring 2010 semester, they liked my application/portfolio so much that they are giving me a few thousand dollars a year to go toward my tuition.
They are actually investing money in ME. I’m definitely stoked just to be accepted. The
scholership*scholarship just makes me feel more like I made the right choice.I can’t wait to be a pretentious art school kid.
LUCKILY YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE A LIT. MAJOR, MISS JESSICA! ;) but srsly, I grammar checked your shit.
*suprsrsly, congrats*
A prank call that went awry
- Me: Hey, douchebag! I want you to suck my --
- Them: Excuse me?
- Me: Oh, sorry, I wasn't sure if you were there or not.
- Them: No, I'm here. I'm just very upset about what you were saying to me.
- Me: Well, you were supposed to say hello at first and then I could have just said like "cocksucker!" and hung up.
- Them: You know that I have your phone number now, right?
- Me: What?
- Them: You called my cell from your cell. Caller ID.
- Me: PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
- (click)
FUCK - I really want to go to this tonight but I have plans…
WHY CAN I NOT CATCH A BREAK SPACEHOG? I MISS YOU!
Thank you for the suggestions, as of now here’s what I’ve acquired today…
Any other suggestions welcome.
BUSINESS!
P.S. - What albums should I download today? I want a list of good albums that I don’t have. Any suggestions welcome - especially rock and roll. If you want to know about what I like, just guess. Please offer suggestions so I may get some good new Jambs. Yes?
This is what women should dress like on the reg. I think Babs Gordon is perf.
melancholyjen:nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:libraryland:pikkutiikeri:
My girlfriend is a babe. She did an excellent shoot for www.lavintage.com which was shot by paul everson.
Yep. Take notice. I win.
