Barely Sarcasm

How do you do? I think our relationship has started on the right foot. Do you like me back?

Miss you when you're gone,
J$
July 10
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lamebot:

The Wallflowers | Sleepwalker

This is my most played song on my last.fm.  There’s a reason.  IT’S AWESOME!

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lamebot: I may have purchased a Barack Obama finger puppet. Also, I’ve been making it meow at people since I got it. I said it before and I’ll say it again, darlin… That’s Racist.

lamebot:

I may have purchased a Barack Obama finger puppet.

Also, I’ve been making it meow at people since I got it.

I said it before and I’ll say it again, darlin… That’s Racist.

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rhymeswithnash: danhacker: Breaking: Ryan Reynolds is the “Green Lantern” “Ryan Reynolds has landed the coveted role of “Green Lantern,” getting the starring role in Warner Bros.’ live-action film based on the DC Comics hero. Martin Campbell will direct. The studio is still working on the picture’s budget, but production is expected to begin in January.” (via:variety) Ok, Ryan Reynolds is not Nathan Fillian, someone who most Green Lantern fans wanted to play Hal Jordan, but I still think this is good casting. Reynolds is charismatic and can do comedy. I look forward to a big-budget summer film with Ryan Reynolds sporting the emerald ring and  green domino mask. GOD DAMN YOU RYAN REYNOLDS!!! Why do you take everything I want!?  WHY!?* *He doesn’t really take everything I want, but I mean - tell you what, dude… You can keep Scarjo, and I’ll be Hal Jordan, okay?  Okay.

rhymeswithnash:

danhacker:

Breaking: Ryan Reynolds is the “Green Lantern”

“Ryan Reynolds has landed the coveted role of “Green Lantern,” getting the starring role in Warner Bros.’ live-action film based on the DC Comics hero.

Martin Campbell will direct. The studio is still working on the picture’s budget, but production is expected to begin in January.” (via:variety)

Ok, Ryan Reynolds is not Nathan Fillian, someone who most Green Lantern fans wanted to play Hal Jordan, but I still think this is good casting. Reynolds is charismatic and can do comedy. I look forward to a big-budget summer film with Ryan Reynolds sporting the emerald ring and  green domino mask.

GOD DAMN YOU RYAN REYNOLDS!!! Why do you take everything I want!?  WHY!?*

*He doesn’t really take everything I want, but I mean - tell you what, dude… You can keep Scarjo, and I’ll be Hal Jordan, okay?  Okay.

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http://fuckyeahshannyn.tumblr.com/submit (via fuckyeahshannyn)
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You guys, I’m dead serious.
You guys, I’m dead serious.
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Reasons That I (Jim Martin) Should Be Cast as Hal Jordan in Martin Campbell’s GREEN LANTERN Movie for WB 1.) I’m utterly honest and have overcome great fear. 2.) Abin Sur would take note of my purity of heart and my ability to connect with him about stuff we both like and struggle with (like Lanterns and willpower) 3.) Both Hal Jordan and myself have had love affairs with our attractive bosses (in the past I dated my boss who was an agent when I was her assistant). 4.) I know what it’s like to destroy Mongul in the wake of Superman’s death only to realize that my hometown has been destroyed and all its inhabitants murdered and then be forbidden to rebuild Coastal City with my ring - only to be brought to Oa on trial and then banished. 5.) I have many personas (Parallax, Hal, Green lantern = Jim, J$, Cowboy dude, shirt&tie guy, baseball hat) 6.) I could help with the soundtrack. 7.) How kick ass would I look in that sweet Guardian Attire?8.) I sign autographs at comic con (see the picture above from last year)9.) I have a list of possible Sinestros that will vouch for me. Feel free to pitch me to the Studio - I am willing to back out of playing Tony Danza to do this.  Anybody else think I’m ready?  If so, what else should I tell the studio?

Reasons That I (Jim Martin) Should Be Cast as Hal Jordan in Martin Campbell’s GREEN LANTERN Movie for WB

1.) I’m utterly honest and have overcome great fear.
2.) Abin Sur would take note of my purity of heart and my ability to connect with him about stuff we both like and struggle with (like Lanterns and willpower)
3.) Both Hal Jordan and myself have had love affairs with our attractive bosses (in the past I dated my boss who was an agent when I was her assistant).
4.) I know what it’s like to destroy Mongul in the wake of Superman’s death only to realize that my hometown has been destroyed and all its inhabitants murdered and then be forbidden to rebuild Coastal City with my ring - only to be brought to Oa on trial and then banished.
5.) I have many personas (Parallax, Hal, Green lantern = Jim, J$, Cowboy dude, shirt&tie guy, baseball hat)
6.) I could help with the soundtrack.
7.) How kick ass would I look in that sweet Guardian Attire?
8.) I sign autographs at comic con (see the picture above from last year)
9.) I have a list of possible Sinestros that will vouch for me.

Feel free to pitch me to the Studio - I am willing to back out of playing Tony Danza to do this.  Anybody else think I’m ready?  If so, what else should I tell the studio?

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lamebot: The Faint | Worked Up So Sexual

Barelysarcasm: That’s what I’m talking about, yo.

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My friend Caleb is ridiculous, but he makes me laugh when he posts things on Facebook. Sheesh.

My friend Caleb is ridiculous, but he makes me laugh when he posts things on Facebook.

Sheesh.

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thisbeautifulmess: This one’s my fave of the bunch. KIWI!?

thisbeautifulmess:

This one’s my fave of the bunch.

KIWI!?

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TAKE THAT - Back For Good

I don’t know about you, but I lost my virginity to this song*.

*no I didn’t

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snowflakefarmer:

Dr. Demento - Fuck You I’m Drunk ! (Irish Drinking Song)

Here ya go Jim, a song for your theme of the day ;-) Positive NOBODY Has ever heard this one before. Except you…

:tips cap:  Much obliged.

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Say it ain’t so, Artie Lange… Wait - it was 2:33pm when he got into an accident… On a weekday… And he’s already drunk? FUCK! He’s so cool.

Say it ain’t so, Artie Lange…

Wait - it was 2:33pm when he got into an accident… On a weekday… And he’s already drunk?

FUCK! He’s so cool.

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I am going to kill myself

antikris:

Email from dating site from someone named Chuchaso:

“heyyyyyy werent you that gurl in Transformers?”

Barelysarcasm:  THUMBS UP! (get it?)

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lamebot:

The Hold Steady | Atlantic City (Springsteen cover)

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That’s what I’m saying, yo!

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tesslynch:

Bob Seger — Night Moves

Oh, it’s friday… I’m going to do some Bob Seger style shit tonight.

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