Barely Sarcasm

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my roommates and i get halloweennnneeeed ammendment - rick...
Nov 1st
whatcriscilikes: i-can-not: Last night. Me. You look so...
Nov 1st

Doc Tully regales me with tales of...

Doc Tully: she (Reese Witherspoon)'s so easy
Doc Tully: he (Mark Wahlberg)'s about to lay his penis eggs in her
J$: semen?
J$: hahaha
Nov 1st
Look… this won’t happen on its own.  I need to...
Nov 1st
Listen Listen
Heart stops beating, all the words worth repeating She is dancing but not singing, is it maybe that...
Nov 1st
chrisreinhard: via img2.moonbuggy.org She looks like the...
Nov 1st
In 2007 I went to a halloween party of the guy who co-wrote...
Nov 1st
FOR THIS HALLOWEEN I’M A SUBSITUTE TEACHER WHO DRINKS...
Nov 1st
charmingmandy: OH MY GOD! I know I say “cutest thing ever”...
Nov 1st
Listen Listen
sarahsaturday: mascarah: Ryan Adams - Halloweenhead (Easy Tiger album) I’m gonna post...
Oct 31st
Okay, so I guess what you’re saying is, I should go to...
Oct 31st

I just sat on my bed in the most...

Oh, fuck yes.  This is extreme.  Extreme comfort.
Oct 31st
Srsly - Grace Ryan.
Oct 31st
The Stagg Party on IFC
Oct 31st
charmingmandy: Brazilian Free-Tailed Bat Hi, bat, you are...
Oct 31st
cardinalcave: The Big Amp = Huge sound! At the AOL...
Oct 31st
Listen Listen
Alkaline Trio - You’ve Got So Far To Go don’t care that this song is 8 years old…...
Oct 31st
Archeologist finds 3,000-year old Hebrew...
Oct 31st
Listen Listen
chrisreinhard: ithinkiblog: Dwight Yoakam - Act Naturally. Absolutely. Yes. Dude’s...
Oct 31st

Hey California, on Nov. 4th, Let's Keep...

+ Seriously - Everyone should be allowed to force someone into a lifelong contract of sexual...
Oct 31st

NEW COLORS!!!

Cute, right?
Oct 31st
whatcriscilikes: branduponthebrain: awwww That is flippin...
Oct 30th
chinabasin: Halloween came early this year at China Basin… ...
Oct 30th
Warch Watch
Maiden!
Oct 30th
I srsly can’t wait until my burgeoning music career is...
Oct 30th

If I spend my time checking out this...

kevinbegley: ““Gaslight Anthem is what happened when JIMMY ate the WORLD, digested it, got into a...
Oct 30th
taramichelle: A postcard to send if you are depressed. ...
Oct 30th
“Since when did ciabatta bread become a thing? It’s...”
Oct 30th
taramichelle: (via walpaper) fuckin’ Qu’est-ce...
Oct 30th
I didn’t know it was GPOYW… When I found out, I...
Oct 30th
you would not believe how much pizza i can fit into my mouth...
Oct 29th
kevinbegley: The Ceremony Awesome. This...
Oct 29th

Sawdust (a new song I wrote this...

They never let me out until it gets dark put me on the bus and send me to the mall I hum a little...
Oct 29th
If the green lantern had a cell phone… and I’m...
Oct 29th
It’s a liberal elitist goat! Isn’t he cute?
Oct 29th
Tully’s got a onesy.
Oct 29th
Who me? I did nothing. It’s funny how funny things...
Oct 29th
OMFG - I’m eating my hand!!!
Oct 29th
charmingmandy: I need one of these to hang on my bedroom...
Oct 29th

Lost In Austin (song lyrics)

If I was a day over young I’d be better than I am I ‘d know how to bottle fun If I could...
Oct 29th

Owls are secretly evil... They disarm us...

charmingmandy: :LSKJDFLJEIJTFLIERJ:i3838477&&&&&&&&&…....
Oct 29th
Listen Listen
I can upload up to 10mb a day - why do I record 30 second jingles? Shhhiiiiiiittttt.
Oct 28th
take a picture, it will last longer.
Oct 28th

Can I Doez an EZ Halloween 'Stume?

I mean, it’s kinda what I aim for most days anyways…
Oct 28th

Sometimes I don't reply immediately...

because i don’t want to appear desperate and needy… but y’know - I am.
Oct 28th
charmingmandy: God, with all that curry, I’d sure be happy. ...
Oct 28th

SPIDERS MAKE DIFFERENT WEBS WHEN THEY...

this spider was on the caffeine this spider was on the LSD this spidey was on the mescaline ...
Oct 28th
SRSLY - the war needs to cool out and be chill.
Oct 28th
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough-Topped Cupcakes
Oct 28th
iamkate: … I really want a president who does the...
Oct 28th
Ryan Adams: Highlights From His Record Collection Eight...
Oct 28th
“Oh, you’re on tumblr!? I’m going to follow you.”
— turns out sometimes I say that...
Oct 28th
Warch Watch
I don’t know how else to say what a sad story Doug Hopkins’ death is… But like,...
Oct 27th
Good news, caterpillars now look like candy!
Oct 27th
bonerparty: that is EXACTLY what you would do on a yacht,...
Oct 27th
Warch Watch
Dear Get Up Kids - When I was in highschool I wanted to be in your band. or do an album like the...
Oct 27th
cardinalcave: Here’s a picture of me and my cat for no good...
Oct 27th
sarahsaturday: Last night at the show. I was too drunk to...
Oct 27th
Does anyone want to come over and do the charlston with me?
Oct 27th
Warch Watch
it’s literally REALLY good.
Oct 27th
in Brad we trust.
Oct 26th
i hate that i can’t be the joker for halloween,...
Oct 26th
… and when it comes to fag sports, this guy is the...
Oct 26th
“Oh, cricket? It’s a fag game. What are you, nuts?”
— Jerry Lewis, when asked what...
Oct 26th
Yeah, did YOU fucking overcome polio?  I’m pretty bad...
Oct 26th
Apparently I’m running for Senate… Cool. ...
Oct 26th
Hey, dude. “Yeah?” Smoking’s bad. ...
Oct 26th
“we did it. we finally did it.”
Oct 26th
charmingmandy: Just in case anyone didn’t know I was...
Oct 26th
Steve Burns (Steve from BLUE'S CLUES) has a...
Oct 25th
I STABBED MYSELF IN THE NECK WITH A 2 PRONG FORK FROM THAT...
Oct 25th
Listen Listen
kevinbegley: She & Him- Sweet Darlin’ Zooey Deschanel is 100% adorable. Zooey if you are...
Oct 25th
OMFG - LOOK AT THE GIANT PICTURE DJ THAT’S ON THE WALL...
Oct 25th

Unhealthy Hate-Lust for Sarah Palin Pays...

Oct 25th
sarahsaturday: whokilled: “I wasn’t born to lose you.” ...
Oct 24th
I was just telling someone who I internet friended about how...
Oct 24th
Oh, Dublin? I’m going to you in a month.  (we’re...
Oct 24th
The bird’s smaller than it looks in this picture - but...
Oct 24th
My e-friend Cuba is super talented and makes me a little...
Oct 24th
Is This It — Don’t even tell me that this album...
Oct 24th
I added a new function so people can leave comments now if...
Oct 24th

My Friend Nick F. has strong feelings...

normthehero (3:44:53 PM): rocksteady normthehero (3:44:55 PM): conf it out gimme10bucks (3:44:56...
Oct 24th
Remember when I was in the movie PSYCHO SLEEPOVER ? ...
Oct 24th
“I can’t take much more of this. Two weeks to go, and I’m at...”
— Larry David on the election....
Oct 23rd
This is a post card I want to make… I just want to do...
Oct 23rd
“Note to Self: Remember - no matter how bad life gets,...”
— Mitch (norm macdonald) the...
Oct 22nd

Good to know that my schedule next...

(via sarahsaturday) At least it is only guaranteed to suck for a semester… Imagine having a...
Oct 22nd

Dear Dallas Cowboys...

I still love you, even when you lose to the Rams… Let’s get down and dirty and get...
Oct 21st
Pretty fucking awesome.  Dude’s got my vote.
Oct 21st
ACTION CAMP - MYTH (a b-side that friekin'...
Oct 21st

Bunny St. Claire

Returning from his journey to the west coast, Bunny St. Claire hovers next to his neckless friend...
Oct 20th

Maynard James Keenan and Eagles of Death...

kevinbegley: INDIE 103.1 LISTEN LIVE HERE I can’t stress enough how bad ass Maynard...
Oct 20th

Replacement Reissues and a Cool Little...

Click that shit to go DL some tracks and read a cool little article from the aquarium drunkard.
Oct 20th
Currently watching this movie.
Oct 20th
Probably the funniest commercial I’ve seen in a while....
Oct 20th
My eyes can now be rewetted without any inconvenience!
Oct 18th
i’m in austin… where the fuck are you?
Oct 17th
charmingmandy: Beaucoup des bonnes heures. bonerparty: ...
Oct 17th
I got my money on JD Drew, in the 9th… it’s a...
Oct 17th
I think we can all agree that the red sox should win.
Oct 17th
After the Phillies clinched the NLCS, Adam Malamut, a...
Oct 17th
“Sarah Palin is filled with the holy spirit…” And...”
— Let’s all worship DJ...
Oct 16th

NOTE TO SELF: GO TO SLEEP, GODDAMNIT

(via charmingmandy) Note to self: note to selfs not as effective as advertised. Maybe try beer.
Oct 16th
sarahsaturday: Grace and Audrey. Absolutely radiant. ...
Oct 16th

Can I Haz Debate?

Oct 15th
Maryland residences that are convicted sex offenders have to...
Oct 15th
“Look. If you have a hole in the top of you that something...”
— I am retarded… (Doc...
Oct 15th
When Aaron Barrett writes songs, REEL BIG FISH puts out new...
Oct 15th
“People will be all like, what the fuck is Bill Hooper?”
— Matt Cherry, regarding his new...
Oct 14th
Yes, I do like these people - even though they are jerks...
Oct 14th
charmingmandy: I’d always said, “koo koo ka choo,”...
Oct 14th
Warch Watch
Not only is he awesome and right, but his laugh makes me laugh.
Oct 14th
So… what was I saying?  I have no idea… I need...
Oct 14th
bonerparty: lip injections will kill a boner party faster...
Oct 14th
NICK TULLY HAS A FOTO BLOG
Oct 14th
Oct 14th
I can’t stress enough the fact that I know I’m...
Oct 14th
bonerparty: when i lived in the midwest you had this whole...
Oct 14th
Hey!
Oct 14th
Warch Watch
The spirit of Jazz should help the red sox… c’mon Boston!
Oct 14th

I don't belong here I don't belong here...

(via sarahsaturday) So it’s not just a me thing, it’s a universal thing…...
Oct 13th
mun-daze
Oct 13th
Howie Hall and Jimmy Oates… Life was good… Fate...
Oct 13th
Hey, let me tell you something - President of the United...
Oct 12th
Warch Watch
ANDREW WK !?!  I’M NOT GOING TO BED !?! I’M NEVER GONNA SLEEP AGAIN!
Oct 12th

Webisodes

make stars… still shooting, and they are awesome. more details as they come.
Oct 12th
“High school gym renovations on schedule?! What a load.”
— Bender
Oct 11th
C’mon SOX!
Oct 11th
Warch Watch
Such a good cover.  Funny (ish) video.  Kisses.
Oct 11th

why are sweet potato fries so fucking...

what’s their secret?
Oct 10th
Giving a speech at the wedding… A “toast”...
Oct 10th
Who the fuck is this guy who autographed a shirtless picture...
Oct 10th
Fuck you, what did you do today?
Oct 10th
Been listening to this album for the past couple days -...
Oct 10th
HOLY CAPO ATTACK!!! No matter how terrified you are of capos...
Oct 10th
Listen Listen
charmingmandy: Whiskeytown - Inn Town I wish someone would break my heart again so I could just...
Oct 10th
The streets are full of creeps and the bars are full of...
Oct 10th
charmingmandy: Unless my 100th followers are the...
Oct 9th
Yo - you got your hurley gear?  Let’s go to the skate...
Oct 9th
I had a lot of fun at Jamie & Lauren’s wedding. ...
Oct 8th
dylanchatterjee: cheese and crust this is going to be...
Oct 8th
Remember when I went to that housewarming party in the...
Oct 8th

Watching 2 TV shows at once...

Importing tons of records into i-tunes, I have final draft open and I’m considering this...
Oct 8th
“Fixing Social Security isn’t that hard… We know...”
— John McCain
Oct 8th
“Every night I come unglued”
Oct 7th
What more can I say?
Oct 7th
“GUESS WHAT NICK TULLY DID?!?”
Oct 7th
He farted.
Oct 7th
Warch Watch
Just saw Martin Gramatica’s face on the television after he missed a kick that would have...
Oct 7th
GOOD LUCK RED SOX, WE’RE READY FOR CHAMPAGNE AND I...
Oct 7th
dradams: you can run but you can’t hide from big papi. day...
Oct 7th
Warch Watch
I’m Never Gonna Wipe My Butt!
Oct 6th
“I would hate myself if that were my team.”
— Adam watching the Angels...
Oct 6th
iamkate: YESSS. I found this sitting in the coat closet...
Oct 6th
going to a housewarming party on mulholland dr. ...
Oct 5th
Good point, neon rose.
Oct 4th
red sox 2, angels 0… that’s how the series is...
Oct 4th
“Wait - were the terrorists Mavericks?”
— I was just wondering because...
Oct 3rd
“So, McCain’s a Maverick, Tom Cruise was a Maverick in...”
— DJ Doyle makes good points.
Oct 3rd
courtesy of Zach Craley.  Awesome.
Oct 3rd
Warch Watch
HUM - Stars When I first heard this song, my head was split between green day and weezer and...
Oct 3rd

Trig Palin

dylanchatterjee: terinnmyriamrozo: It really disturbs me how the Palin family holds their 4 month...
Oct 3rd
“It’s a fire engine!”
— It was a red Cadillac Seville.
Oct 3rd
Oh man… this crazy night just keeps a going - AM I...
Oct 3rd

Debate verdict as of now...

iamkate: if you haven’t noticed, sarah palin is a bit too giddy. it’s rather unprofessional and...
Oct 3rd
Fantastic Contraption
Oct 2nd
Oh, you like my new sunglasses?  You don’t?  What are...
Oct 2nd
MY NEW SUNGLASSES CAME IN THE MAIL! How’s THAT for a...
Oct 2nd
Warch Watch
watch it and do it.
Oct 1st
The Misfits were bad-ass… That shirt combo though...
Oct 1st
Thank god someone finally gave them a voice.  They’ve...
Oct 1st