November 2008
Doc Tully regales me with tales of watching FEAR...
Doc Tully: she (Reese Witherspoon)'s so easy
Doc Tully: he (Mark Wahlberg)'s about to lay his penis eggs in her
J$: semen?
J$: hahaha
October 2008
I just sat on my bed in the most comfortable...
Oh, fuck yes. This is extreme. Extreme comfort.
The Stagg Party on IFC →
bonerparty:
IFC sent us an email the other day asking us to blog about this. its not bad. its a web series about a babe photographer in NYC who shoots other babes. kinda cool if you like, um, boobs and independent movies (i believe that covers 99% of our readership except for the one black albino midget lesbian named Cheryl who reads our stuff).
so yeah. check it out. they didn’t send us any...
Archeologist finds 3,000-year old Hebrew text,... →
Shard — or ostracon — found during excavations of a 10th century BC fortress by a researcher with a rash
Text discusses among other things, an alternate recipe for kugel.
Elah Fortress in Khirbet Qeiyafa is about 20 miles southwest of Jerusalem
Researchers say the text was clearly written by a trained scribe, who looked a lot like Woody Allen.
Carbon dating and pottery...
Hey California, on Nov. 4th, Let's Keep Marriage...
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Seriously - Everyone should be allowed to force someone into a lifelong contract of sexual deprivation and chores. Vote NO on prop 8.
NEW COLORS!!!
Cute, right?
If I spend my time checking out this band and this...
kevinbegley:
““Gaslight Anthem is what happened when JIMMY ate the WORLD, digested it, got into a fuel-injected time machine to 1985, kicked out their singer and offered PAUL WESTERBERG the gig””
— Jason Ulanet, Midday jock at 96.5 The Buzz in Kansas City.
Since when did ciabatta bread become a thing? It’s totally like avocado...
Sawdust (a new song I wrote this morning)
They never let me out until it gets dark put me on the bus and send me to the mall I hum a little song to myself while boys & girls hold hands I start to wonder if I’ll ever have that again The cobblestone answers “no” in the alley where I stand
I saw dust on the picture frame your face a silent nod then I tilt it down, I dim and I fade
Every time I have a spark of...
Lost In Austin (song lyrics)
If I was a day over young I’d be better than I am I ‘d know how to bottle fun If I could eclipse the setting sun I’d know how to savor taste I could single out the one <but each day the clock continues to run> Miles or minutes they all seem the same Both keep on Running Running from the pain Miles or minutes they all seem the same If I could go dancing in your eyes I...
Owls are secretly evil... They disarm us with...
charmingmandy:
:LSKJDFLJEIJTFLIERJ:i3838477&&&&&&&&&…. ummmm, cute?
sabine:
(via rach)
Can I Doez an EZ Halloween 'Stume?
I mean, it’s kinda what I aim for most days anyways…
Sometimes I don't reply immediately...
because i don’t want to appear desperate and needy…
but y’know - I am.
SPIDERS MAKE DIFFERENT WEBS WHEN THEY ARE ON DRGZ
this spider was on the caffeine
this spider was on the LSD
this spidey was on the mescaline
AND THERE’S MORE TO SEE…
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough-Topped Cupcakes →
allthegoodstuff:
nom num noahm nom nuam
that’s the sound of me scarfing one of these down. how grossly sweet and RIDICULOUS. awesome.
… yep. i used to be a fat kid… why? coz of stuff like this.