January 2009
My Car and Another Car Just Bumped Into Eachother
And the gal and I exchanged information and I just reported it to Progressive…
Wow - I really liked a lot of things about 2008, but I really hate that thing that just happened.
That was just awful.
* EDIT - it was super stupid because I was just reparking my car into its parking spot/garage… i didn’t even need to do it today… god damnit.
theduty:snuh:
Faces: Ooh La La
December 2008
Women, 88, yanks nude intruder's testicles. →
frangry:
She was picking up some logs for her wood stove.
The intruder’s name was Michael Dick.
I love life.
“Reputations changeable
Situations tolerable
Baby, you’re adorable
Handle me...”
– Travelling Wilburys - Handle Me With Care (via ricochet)
Within Your Reach - The Replacements [live]
They are making a late run for my favorite band of...
Lee Marvin claimed to be a direct descendant of...
Meaning…
Plus equals
“Security is two inches behind your belt, where you either keep your guts or you...”
– Lee Marvin
(Via:wayoftheworld)
CAN I FOLLOW THIS GUY AGAIN?!?! SRSLY!
thewayoftheworld:barelysarcasm:thewayoftheworld:
It appears that the number of my followers who are unfollowing me is in direct proportion to the number of Micky Rourke items I post. Tomorrow I will be dedicating my blog to Ernest Borgnine.
I hope that you have nothing against Ernest Borgnine. But it appears that you may be harboring some deep seated hatred of the man.
Oh, I was fucking...
ephemeron:
my bloody valentine- sometimes
this...
I'm so far behind on tumblr...
But I’m pretty stoked on this phone plan that was proposed to me yesterday and I was quite pleased to start implementing it today.
Mish Mosh of Religions
antikris:
Mom to Stepdad: Why are you having a drink so early in the morning?! Stepdad: It’s Christmas! Mom: You’re Jewish?! Stepdad: What do you want me to have, a circumcision?!!
Gov Patterson's first pardon (hey he's blind and... →
tentacos:
My roomate has an article about this on our fridge. I thought it was just something from The Onion; it’s not.
