My Car and Another Car Just Bumped Into Eachother
And the gal and I exchanged information and I just reported it to Progressive… Wow - I really liked a lot of things about 2008, but I really hate that thing that just happened. That was just awful. * EDIT - it was super stupid because I was just reparking my car into its parking spot/garage… i didn’t even need to do it today… god damnit.
theduty:snuh: Faces: Ooh La La
Women, 88, yanks nude intruder's testicles. →
frangry: She was picking up some logs for her wood stove. The intruder’s name was Michael Dick. I love life.
Reputations changeable Situations tolerable Baby, you’re adorable Handle me...– Travelling Wilburys - Handle Me With Care (via ricochet)
Within Your Reach - The Replacements [live]
They are making a late run for my favorite band of...
Lee Marvin claimed to be a direct descendant of...
Meaning… Plus equals
Security is two inches behind your belt, where you either keep your guts or you...– Lee Marvin (Via:wayoftheworld)
CAN I FOLLOW THIS GUY AGAIN?!?! SRSLY!
thewayoftheworld:barelysarcasm:thewayoftheworld: It appears that the number of my followers who are unfollowing me is in direct proportion to the number of Micky Rourke items I post. Tomorrow I will be dedicating my blog to Ernest Borgnine. I hope that you have nothing against Ernest Borgnine. But it appears that you may be harboring some deep seated hatred of the man. Oh, I was fucking...
ephemeron: my bloody valentine- sometimes this...
I'm so far behind on tumblr...
But I’m pretty stoked on this phone plan that was proposed to me yesterday and I was quite pleased to start implementing it today.
Mish Mosh of Religions
antikris: Mom to Stepdad: Why are you having a drink so early in the morning?! Stepdad: It’s Christmas! Mom: You’re Jewish?! Stepdad: What do you want me to have, a circumcision?!!
Gov Patterson's first pardon (hey he's blind and... →
tentacos: My roomate has an article about this on our fridge. I thought it was just something from The Onion; it’s not.