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pssst… hey new years eve… i’m coming for...
Jan 1st

My Car and Another Car Just Bumped Into...

And the gal and I exchanged information and I just reported it to Progressive… Wow - I really...
Jan 1st
this is so rad because i’m actually watching this,...
Jan 1st
THINGS THAT MAKE THE SOUND “PEW PEW PEW...
Jan 1st
Woah… missdreass: gkojaxlabo: Under The Cherry Moon...
Jan 1st
Woah… that’s a fucking awesome “FAQ  /...
Jan 1st
GPOYW - In my hooded before fancying up for a shindig of...
Jan 1st
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catchakat: M. Ward - Fuel For Fire
Jan 1st
Listen Listen
theduty:snuh: Faces: Ooh La La
Jan 1st
Women, 88, yanks nude intruder's testicles.
Dec 31st
I HAVE FOUND MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION! ...
Dec 31st
spin-lighted: this and two cups of coffee… it’s a new day.
Dec 31st
frangry: Hey, what’s up Joaquin Phoenix? I like your hair...
Dec 31st
“Reputations changeable Situations tolerable Baby, you’re...”
— Travelling Wilburys - Handle...
Dec 31st
I love spoiler alerts! :) antikris:michaelorell: via...
Dec 31st
ronenreblogs:robot-heart:outlaws:recycledphrases I love...
Dec 31st
Warch Watch
The Shape of Punk To Come is such a good fucking record.  Thx Refused. figout: We want the airwaves...
Dec 31st
Listen Listen
Within Your Reach - The Replacements [live]
Dec 31st
Listen Listen
They are making a late run for my favorite band of the year… saintnate:copycats: “The...
Dec 31st
HOLY FUCKING HELL!  THAT’S SO GREAT - THANKS LICKY! ...
Dec 31st

Lee Marvin claimed to be a direct...

Meaning… Plus equals
Dec 31st
thewayoftheworld: The bravest man Lee Marvin ever knew. ...
Dec 31st
Lee Marvin is APPALLED at the way you’ve been acting.
Dec 31st
“Security is two inches behind your belt, where you either...”
— Lee Marvin ...
Dec 31st
thewayoftheworld: Looks like Lee Marvin has jumped ahead...
Dec 31st
Because watching STAGECOACH (1939) is the best thing to do...
Dec 31st

CAN I FOLLOW THIS GUY AGAIN?!?! SRSLY!

thewayoftheworld:barelysarcasm:thewayoftheworld: It appears that the number of my followers who...
Dec 31st
sigh boston… 100/100 times i’d delay my bus...
Dec 31st
because i dig legs, and there are like 24 of ‘em on...
Dec 31st
I feel ya buddy… Dry land is totally not a myth...
Dec 31st
rose tint my world it keeps me safe from my trouble and...
Dec 31st
autoparkerreblog@3:44am afghanistanbananastand: The divine...
Dec 31st
shorterexcerpts:afghanistanbananastand: It never gets old. ...
Dec 31st
Listen Listen
ephemeron: my bloody valentine- sometimes this is one of those tracks where you need to be in a...
Dec 31st
ephemeron: carefully executed perfection.
Dec 31st
stupidinboston:(via saintnate)
Dec 31st
When you take a nap at 9:58pm because you’ve been...
Dec 31st

I'm so far behind on tumblr...

But I’m pretty stoked on this phone plan that was proposed to me yesterday and I was quite...
Dec 31st
uh… obvy?  i’m trying to get catparty. ...
Dec 26th
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theduty:snuh: Ricky Gervais gets burned by Bowie - hilarity ensues!
Dec 26th
might make an unexpected detour to this city…
Dec 26th
yo - peazzz out yerzelf, homiez, i’m outta here 2. ...
Dec 26th
(via kari-shma) gonna reblog this for when someone in my...
Dec 26th
so i went to the salon and said “give me a cut that...
Dec 26th
me and my bro on xmas… bad ass?  yes.
Dec 26th
God damn I wish I had this right now… ...
Dec 25th

Mish Mosh of Religions

antikris: Mom to Stepdad: Why are you having a drink so early in the morning?! Stepdad: It’s...
Dec 25th
Santa’s semi nude picture day! tentacos: Christmas in...
Dec 25th
Gov Patterson's first pardon (hey he's blind...
Dec 25th
JS: excuse me, are you in the market to flirt? MS: mhmmm. ...
Dec 25th
Listen Listen
so true - it’s so on. lieslieslies:tesslynch: Grandaddy — Now It’s On …now it’s...
Dec 25th
Hey Parker, It's Christmas
Dec 25th
Warch Watch
If the sky that we look upon Should tumble and fall Or the mountains should crumble to the sea I...
Dec 25th
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darlin’, stand by me.
Dec 25th

ok folks. bedtime. i need to leave...

(via potterspoet) SANTA’S COMING?  GET A TOWEL!
Dec 25th
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best xmas thing ever. youjustwait: YESSSSS
Dec 25th
distract me while i’m wrapping presents, why...
Dec 25th
Listen Listen
theduty: newspeedwayboogie: Bruce Springsteen - Santa Claus is Coming to Town (live 12/16/78) ...
Dec 25th
woof… in a good way. missdreass:sine-qua-non: Here’s...
Dec 25th
reblog for my dad coz he loves it and it’s xmas...
Dec 25th
semi nude picture thursday - this is an fyi for ten tacos...
Dec 25th
c.u.t.e x.m.a.s. attnwh0re83: GPOYW nerdy Christmas...
Dec 25th
hi, sky. havent-got-a-prayer:pauliophonic: The clouds...
Dec 25th
Merry x-mas dudes.  I am on east coast time and having a...
Dec 25th
Yo, steve - i reblogged zettler on your tumblr… it was...
Dec 24th
i can’t stop thinking about this thing that reel big...
Dec 24th
havent-got-a-prayer:letuslive:joemuto:
Dec 24th
rhumsodomylash:youroldarchenemycatwoman:carolinebarr:sbarkawi...
Dec 24th
(via roseharding) happy that things happen. wish they...
Dec 24th

What happened to you, Peter Petrelli?

busstopromance: You used to be cool. HAHA!  FUCK YEAH!
Dec 24th
holy shit my brother is way taller than me… fuck.
Dec 24th
sew cewl havent-got-a-prayer:deadshot:brightredlemons:(via...
Dec 22nd
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i’m going to slap you so super hard.
Dec 22nd
oh shit…  it’s on. charmingmandy: Don’t ever...
Dec 20th
fave people. your xmas sucks, mine is awesome. boosh.
Dec 20th

Dear Lauren, yes it's your living room.

I’m going to use Austin as my umbrella.  He’s jamming out to the bee gees right now....
Dec 19th
Yo tumblr babes, I heard you like dudez w/ beards and also...
Dec 19th
Listen Listen
So, in honor of smile friday - here’s a song where I use the word “smile.”  Also...
Dec 19th
Okay I wasn’t going to reblog this, but …...
Dec 19th
HAHAHAHA (via itsbedtime)
Dec 19th
okay - so, this could be based on MY looks or something...
Dec 19th
step 2.
Dec 19th
step 1.
Dec 19th
deal. charmingmandy:(via standardgrey)
Dec 19th
Thank you for noticing that I’m wearing a monocle.  I...
Dec 19th
THEY BOTH DID THE… WITH THE CLOSED EYES!?!  SO FUCKING...
Dec 19th
bwahahahahaha.
Dec 19th
He-Man gets an automatic reblog. ...
Dec 19th
when asked what my plans were for today… life is...
Dec 19th
I like how it’s “greater than or equal to”...
Dec 19th
Soundboard David Lee Roth
Dec 19th
where does making out get you?  in a kick ass clearing by a...
Dec 19th
otherthings: (via sayr)
Dec 19th
Listen Listen
chrisreinhard: The Anniversary - Sweet Marie
Dec 19th
SEVEN POUNDS REVIEWED BY NY TIMES (it's...
Dec 19th
I want to hang out with this girl.  Also I love desperate...
Dec 19th
I’m in NYC - stuy town… god damn i love this...
Dec 19th
Randy Poffo !  He’s amazing. ...
Dec 19th
Yo - http://allthegoodstuff.tumblr.com  her name on tumblr...
Dec 19th
Warch Watch
WOLF LIKE ME !!!  as performed by Local H at a show I was at in November. Kiss me, go ahead -...
Dec 18th
Listen Listen
You’d Prefer An Astronaut & I Hate It Too are seriously underrated records.  Like, times...
Dec 18th
Warch Watch
oh, we doin’ 60’s fursday?  how about Gary Puckett & The Union Gap doing...
Dec 18th
leitch: I know Lisanti pioneered the art of reblogging...
Dec 18th
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charmingmandy: Scott Walker - Mathilde For 60s Thursday (let’s see how long this lasts before I...
Dec 18th
never traveled far without a little big star
Dec 18th
my boss gave me an ipod touch for xmas day !?  neat. ...
Dec 18th
“I know it’s unlikely she’ll ever be mineSo I mostly just...”
— -The Hold Steady TJR:
Dec 18th
Warch Watch
yurztruly: badgerwolf: as ryan adams covers go this is pretty good! * wow, no kidding!  nice...
Dec 18th
still GPOYW - suit at work on the leather sofa edition.
Dec 18th
Reblogging for special sauce between the buns.  DOUBLE...
Dec 18th
figout: You heard the man. Let’s Boogie
Dec 18th
I’m beginning to think that I should just...
Dec 18th

I Am A Cat Person:

jennifur85: when boyfriend’s dog eats a used condom he found at the top of the trash can Lesson...
Dec 17th
And what did your president do? frangry:Obama, the college...
Dec 17th
kari-shma: (via: The Cherry Blossom Girl)
Dec 17th
GPOYW - “where’s my e-street band?”...
Dec 17th
k cool - b there in like… 2 mins.  i’m all about...
Dec 17th
“When I am working on a book or story I write every morning...”
— Hemingway. I gotta get...
Dec 17th
watching “Time Warp” on -discovery HD-
Dec 17th
Listen Listen
One of the best songs ever. havent-got-a-prayer:elviento: The Beatles- Yesterday
Dec 17th
Warch Watch
Look, I really want to see the movie anyhow… But it doesn’t change the fact that I have...
Dec 17th
Warch Watch
“oh, you figured out how to flat pick? check out this song that’s better than your...
Dec 17th
Prime Number [Pooping] Bear
Dec 17th
“Psst. Hey. I want to hang out with you. We can be cynical...”
— just an idea.
Dec 17th
GUMBERCULES!  I LOVE THAT GUY!
Dec 17th
“check you later” ...
Dec 17th

FUTURAMA FTW

Amy: They're jazzercising his muscles!
Hermes: He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined.
Zoidberg: Gumbercules? I love that guy.
Dec 17th
Uh…. sign me up.  Don’t care. Sign me up. ...
Dec 17th
Face FTW frangry: Mas Moss
Dec 17th
Was anyone ever a fan of Lucero? Because I...
Dec 17th

my girl likes to

iammattjordan: party all the time party all the time party all the tii-iime.
Dec 17th
My coworker’s dog has designs on being an Elf…...
Dec 17th
YEAH RIGHT! (which part am I challenging here? :shrug: ...
Dec 17th
Christmas is hilarious.
Dec 17th
Let’s walk home, they say!  And they do.  And...
Dec 17th
(via thepilgrim-chapter32)
Dec 17th
Oh hey - I’m flying to NY on Thursday afternoon, and...
Dec 17th
This reminds me of those nuts fish that you could (maybe...
Dec 17th
Daily Routines
Dec 17th
These dudes would totally try to beat me up because of...
Dec 17th
looks like you got the raw end of the deal… ...
Dec 17th
Holy shit this is awesome… otherthings:(via tephie)
Dec 17th
betterthancupcakes: Cookie and Cissy celebrate the...
Dec 17th
Want to hang out in Santa Monica? kari-shma: (via:...
Dec 17th
Listen Listen
a-rhys: Noel Gallagher acoustic treat of the day. Live Forever - 1996 MTV Unplugged
Dec 16th
Listen Listen
AUTOMATIC ANDREW W.K. REBLOG!!!! iammattjordan:insidethebox:synecdoche: Andrew W.K. - I Love...
Dec 16th
For Elena Mangione - I think she’d like this. ...
Dec 16th
I really liked this - then I let it sink in for a moment,...
Dec 16th
“I’ve got - 2 tokens to paradise (carousel)...
Dec 16th
i’m wrappin’ yo’ gifts!
Dec 16th
yo guess what i’m doing!
Dec 16th
Guh/// Horse.pony/// minx missdreass:suicideblonde: white...
Dec 16th

HEROES: The Recruit - A webseries for...

Hello All, I’m writing to you in the hopes that my casual email reminder will send you to...
Dec 16th
Warch Watch
drned: South Park “Pilot / The Spirit Of Christmas” this was the first appearance of South Park...
Dec 15th
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This song has gotten more 20-somethings laid by more 30-somethings than “Maggie May” by...
Dec 15th
He’s losing his mind. It’s so hard to watch...
Dec 15th
Now, if Hitler ACTUALLY had that sweet chin nugget of...
Dec 15th
Keyword, “should.” ...
Dec 15th
Listen Listen
havent-got-a-prayer:8tania: I Want You- Kings of Leon Working on reblogging this entire album,...
Dec 15th
YO, YOU GOT IT - IF YOU WANT IT -  YOU GOT IT. (via...
Dec 15th
I hate everything about Adam.
Dec 15th
Doesn’t get any triangle-pacmanier! ...
Dec 15th
Hi NYC!  I’ll see you on Friday morning!  I miss you...
Dec 15th
Alchemy Transmutation Cycle!  What of it? Gonna gold your...
Dec 15th
Luck. Dragon. Sucka.
Dec 15th
(via havent-got-a-prayer)
Dec 15th
Check, mate? missdreass:(via kari-shma)
Dec 15th
Oh, papa. ronenreblogs:(via plannine)
Dec 15th
Adam Malamut in an attempt to once and for all rape...
Dec 15th
“I tried to do a picture of myself raping myself… but...”
— Adam, re: a photoshop image he...
Dec 15th
Warch Watch
general public - tenderness! BOOSH
Dec 15th
I hate it when good jokes are ruined by people who...
Dec 15th
I’m drinking a beer in front of a fireplace.  (bonus) ...
Dec 15th
If you haven’t heard this song, you’re missing...
Dec 15th
Oh, wink?  Wink. whatcriscilikes:frangry: Daily dose of...
Dec 15th

GAME

ephemeron: davidryanadams: seriously. a re-blog game. Name of Favorite Hair Metal Band. I...
Dec 15th
It’s going to be a LONG night… :) ...
Dec 15th
Ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille. ...
Dec 15th
(via kari-shma)
Dec 15th

what if it was called mumblr

drned: mmmmm mm hmm mmm hmmm hmhhm. mhmhmhmmmm hmhmhm. hmm.
Dec 14th
ronenreblogs: digitalyn: Thanks to Noble_Lion for the...
Dec 14th
Asshole winter hat day!  I’m going to go snowboard and...
Dec 14th
All the trucks are lined up like the people on the bus with...
Dec 14th
whatdoisaywhatdoisaywhatdoisay… “Man, this...
Dec 14th

The Sad Truth

Nothing is more heartbreaking or infuriating than having someone you dig, or like, or even want to...
Dec 14th
I made this in July - it’s so true. It’s from my...
Dec 14th
Everything about this makes me pleased. ...
Dec 14th
Three Ferrets One Cup lhh:jhulyjohns:(via Dosh Dosh)
Dec 14th
What if her umbrella caught the wind and she landed in Santa...
Dec 14th
nice one, mate! oldhotel:coffeebeforebed: Liam! This was...
Dec 14th

Dear Begley,...

kevinbegley: “We’re gonna fuel the fire, gonna stoke it up. We’re gonna sip this wine, and pass the...
Dec 14th
guh… missdreass:(via americanshaft)
Dec 14th
napurday
Dec 14th
I’m gonna go get me some pussy. JK ...
Dec 14th
Warch Watch
You like Grandma’s boy?  I like Grandma’s Boy.  We could hang out and watch some...
Dec 13th
I’m going to call you while I’m cavorting around...
Dec 13th
Want to hang out and be tigers? ...
Dec 13th
lhh:(via chvnx)
Dec 13th
Having an argument with my roommate… Question: Does...
Dec 13th
Listen Listen
love it. kevinbegley:
Dec 13th
(via ericanicole) needta revise - but must…...
Dec 13th

New Screenplay - first/writers/assembly...

Now I just need to reread it so I can see if it makes sense and check for any majorly giantly gaping...
Dec 13th
Smile Friday - Scarf in the office edition… Also where...
Dec 13th
This shouldn’t give me a boner, right?  woops. ...
Dec 13th
(via ephemeron)
Dec 13th
Okay - so, if I can be a LITTLE better than Shane Black,...
Dec 12th
one more from last night / early friday edition because this...
Dec 12th
Smile Friday like you’re writing a rip-roaring new...
Dec 12th
want to write a song about this. missdreass:(via...
Dec 12th
God pulls out. ...
Dec 12th

Am i an Asshole - Episode 3

Ryan Purtill FTW! ryanpurtill: Frank: So Notre Dame will now miss 3 of their free pratices from...
Dec 12th
smiles friday - chucklehead edition.
Dec 12th
“God - why can’t they just be really good friends? ...”
— My Roommate watching Brokeback...
Dec 12th
Listen Listen
Most Romantic song ever. in the world… this and “wonderful tonight” - and I think...
Dec 12th
foolishgirrl2: Downtown Seattle.. hi. <3 it. yo.
Dec 12th
ultrascorponic:letuslive:kaytee: RIP Bettie Page April...
Dec 12th
Warch Watch
I like this jamb. acheron:foolishgirrl2: Pretty (ugly before) Elliot Smith :D  Saved to watch...
Dec 12th
The cold war was hot. syntheticpubes: by Igor Amelkovich
Dec 12th
Good news!  I love myself like 3 times a day… ask my...
Dec 12th
This Tiger is so fucking chilled out.  Other tigers need to...
Dec 12th

Thug Humor.

Molly: OMG somone googled "do black people get down syndrome" and found my blog
Chris: HAHA.
Chris: You know, if you take 'syndrome' off the query it's just common sense.
Chris: "Do black people get down?"
Molly: hahahhahahahah
Molly: So true
Molly: obvi
Dec 12th
otherthings:Amazing. (Thanks, Amanda) Fuck you, funny...
Dec 12th
thewayoftheworld:daydreamsonvinyl:iamallface: tangled:...
Dec 12th

THIS IS WHY I'M NOT GOING TO TUMBL FOR 4...

shorterexcerpts: “Hollywood is Hollywood. There’s nothing you can say about it that isn’t true,...
Dec 11th
olderloverundercover:havent-got-a-prayer:mirza: via...
Dec 11th
“So, Dominos checked their log for the morning of...
Dec 11th

California Chicken Cafe

That’s what the production office is having for Lunch today.  Michelle our PA just told me.
Dec 11th
realrealsoft: i am wondering why these GQ photos of jennifer...
Dec 11th
ihavetopeerealbad:suyhnc:falconry:
Dec 11th
realrealsoft: this is the hill about 40 paces away from my...
Dec 11th
simko: Stunning frame by Nathaniel Howe… blinded by the...
Dec 11th
Warch Watch
Because my Electric Six lusts after your Electric Six.
Dec 11th
foolishgirrl2: Eltz Castle Castles = !m!
Dec 11th
(via fuckyeahsharks) fucking whale terrorists.
Dec 11th
SNPD — just got out of the shower and i’m...
Dec 11th
Warch Watch
So what, you’ve never seen a Hamster on a piano?
Dec 11th
olderloverundercover: obey inspector (via Luna Park) I...
Dec 11th
(via meganmcisaac) Hey, wink.
Dec 11th
“The soup-to-nuts cost (tuition, room and board, extras) of...”
— Wall Street Journal (via...
Dec 11th

LA/OC Tumblrs, HOLLA

saintnate: ATTENTION: All LA/OC Tumblrs. Lindsay and I are planning a meetup very soon. We need to...
Dec 11th

i want another unicorn...

(via thenewfilosofee)
Dec 11th
I’m saving my smiling for friday and shit… (not...
Dec 11th
Warch Watch
Why you gotta hate on tourists in t-shirts, dudes?
Dec 11th
ephemeron: hello. Oh shit - I’ve been here, this is...
Dec 11th
“I don’t like this place any better than I ever did. That is...”
— William Faulkner, 1945 letter...
Dec 11th
charmingmandy: GPOYW charmingmandy: It’s actually really...
Dec 11th

All doors should weigh the same.

busstopromance: Too often I reem on a big door thinking it’s heavy or will move slowly and it hits...
Dec 11th
One Million Digits of PI ? Fuck yeah.
Dec 11th
lawful: Hmm, could probably just condense those two tabs… ...
Dec 11th
antikris: GPOYW. The remember the time I practiced safe sex...
Dec 11th
Listen Listen
afghanistanbananastand:vaughnshirley:deegocracy: Dinosaur Jr. - Freak Scene Reblogging because...
Dec 11th
Warch Watch
Jordan Galland … I like this song and I like the video.  Did you know that I’m 1/7th...
Dec 11th
allthegoodstuff: We like it lo-fi, guys. had to rig up...
Dec 11th
Warch Watch
The BPA: Toe Jam With the aid of naked 70s swingers, the debut single from Fatboy Slim’s BPA...
Dec 11th
Special thanks to frangry for single handedly re-igniting my...
Dec 11th
Listen Listen
missdreass:ihavetopeerealbad:boymeetslove: Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang I don’t smoke, but tell me...
Dec 11th
(via charmingmandy) And what’s playing out of the...
Dec 11th
(via lickystickypicky) Sometimes boys call their boners...
Dec 11th
Listening to Fastball.  Thanks, Wednesday.
Dec 11th
Pretty fucking choice, mate.  Diggin’ it. ...
Dec 11th

College Exams & Finals

Is it odd that people talking about all-nighters and busting ass on midterms and stressing over...
Dec 11th

man oh man, can i say how good it feels...

(via realrealsoft) Do you have a platonic partner in crime?  (do you want one?  does it have to be...
Dec 11th

If you are willing to let me bother you...

And you don’t mind the fact that I talk a lot… We could date exclusively.
Dec 11th

Sometimes I read what I write...

And realize that people can’t hear the ironic or cynical inflection (or in some cases, sincere...
Dec 11th
Hope my parents have the tree decorated when I get...
Dec 11th
“No man can live with only four sweater vests.”
— Joss Whedon on Crafts and...
Dec 11th
missdreass:tatielle: gemma ward I love you, Gemma. ...
Dec 10th
Listen Listen
tephie:kaytee: Elliott Smith- Say Yes reblog for the amount of love i want to be in.
Dec 10th
Because a friend of mine has a friend who took rehearsal...
Dec 10th
Yeah, he’s magic. ephemeron: the loveliest singular...
Dec 10th
Autoreblog for bad ass beards. drned: i want a beard. just...
Dec 10th
First what?  What Class Trip!?  Did she get sand in her...
Dec 10th
GPOYW - post it note edition.
Dec 10th

Mall stores that sound like euphemisms...

ryanpurtill: 1. In and Out Burger 2. Baby Gap 3. Chick Filet 4. Bag & Baggage 5. Lady’s...
Dec 10th
(via lickystickypicky:) Hello, beautiful world.
Dec 10th
(via garfieldminusgarfield) Going out on a good note.
Dec 10th
Warch Watch
ad libbed and drunk about stuff. but whatever… usually my songs are better coz they are...
Dec 10th
want to see a trainwreck waiting to happen?
Dec 10th
Warch Watch
Were you sitting at home and thinking, “My fucking god - I haven’t seen the barfight...
Dec 10th
ephemeron: four more months! go sox. :)
Dec 10th

I never meant to be so bad to you...

shorterexcerpts: One thing I said that I would never do One look from you and I would fall from...
Dec 10th
I’m supposed to be doing this right now… why...
Dec 10th
Oh, you misunderstood - he’s a retard… because...
Dec 10th

im serious if any guy here knows the...

(via thenewfilosofee) You’re nice.  I can learn. :)
Dec 10th
This was how I worked it today. I was all, “Excuse...
Dec 10th
Someone’s cooking a ghost! yellowhat: My spoon. It...
Dec 10th
shorterexcerpts: theduty: I HAVE THE POWWWWWWERRRRR.
Dec 10th
Kiwi love. tesslynch:spitintheocean: eveholt:partyhats:...
Dec 10th
Listen Listen
areyoupayingattention:manastojones: Pete & Pete Theme Song [Hey Sandy by Polaris] ...
Dec 10th
You’ll all notice that Mandy’s band knows the...
Dec 10th
“Hey baby, want to get all freak nasty in a bed of...
Dec 10th

Noel Gallagher's Review of Being in Las...

I fuckin’ love Vegas. I think I may have mentioned this before. Have I? It’s mental. And...
Dec 10th
Coz I think Sarah will like this one as much as I do.
Dec 10th
Madcapping it up.
Dec 10th
Don’t get me started… this could take a while. ...
Dec 10th
shorterexcerpts: malty: Young + love = lard …wha? And...
Dec 10th
Dude… it’s almost warranted.  On both fronts.  I...
Dec 10th
Yo, I wanna scale it. youroldarchenemycatwoman: empire.
Dec 10th
“you can really gauge how much you love someone by your...”
Dec 10th
God christ this is perfect. (via mostlymelissa)
Dec 10th