Barely Sarcasm

dradams: Oh… the price one pays on the road in Canada!...

Sep 1st

Tully had eyes made of monitors!!! Wow, now that was a...

Aug 31st

This is a profile picture.

Aug 31st

I should

change. or maybe stay the same… What’s the best course of action? (i hit send) No...

Aug 31st

TULLY GOT IN ON A PHOTO - I WAS LIKE “what?”

Aug 31st

“That’s CANDID!”
— Nick Tully - after posing for...

Aug 31st

I cut my hair and reversed my pictures!!! For realz!!! LIFE...

Aug 31st

I have this on my door, to remind me to do work....

Aug 31st

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In the dark of summer, and the winter of night, burning inside was a fire that could not be...

Aug 31st

Good news - my friends got my back! With their help, this...

Aug 30th

My friend DJ is pretty great at photoshop and capturing...

Aug 30th

Saw this giant dragonfly tonight. It was ludicrously large...

Aug 30th

Based solely on the picture on the top of this pomade, I...

Aug 30th

“Did you see McCain and Sarah Palin standing next to each...”

Aug 30th

designinganervousbreakdown: This makes me want to move...

Aug 30th

This is what I was going to post before I found out the...

Aug 29th

This movie is fantastic, even though Seagal’s wife...

Aug 29th

Baby Cats (Or kittens as they are...

Are so fucking loveable - it’s my prerogative that I would most likely forget that I was...

Aug 29th

“I should do work - but what’s that? PHONE IN MY...”
— it happens in reverse when...

Aug 29th

Aug 29th

Aug 29th

Provided you don’t show it to anybody, this is the...

Aug 29th

I kind of secretly want to read this because my new BFF is...

Aug 29th

Reminisce, Regret, Repeat

I found a picture postcard of a pistol slinging singer. He had eyes of hope and a smile that would...

Aug 28th

He missed him by THIS much. (NICK TULLY RULZ @ CALL OF DUTY...

Aug 28th

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So… imagine this - you’re sitting there, and you’re thinking about how that last...

Aug 28th

“Johnny Vengeance & The Killjoy Cult has advanced to...”
— The dude @ the Austin Film...

Aug 27th

“If you ask too many questions, the answers might not know...”
— Recent Chinese Proverb

Aug 27th

I Fire Foot, You Ground o' Water

When we get close to eachother something magical happens, but when we actually try to connect, you...

Aug 27th

OMFG - look what I just made!!! LOLRZ, it’s pure design, no...

Aug 27th

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This is my stance against all those that hate on food.  It’s like… Y’know -...

Aug 26th

SRSLY! This is what Adam does with his time… he...

Aug 26th

So... the next post... well, it needs...

So… don’t just read the quote - read the context of the quote and THEN look at the two...

Aug 26th

Adam’s being so emotional and heartfelt. He is never a...

Aug 26th

And here Adam is, saying that I’m always self...

Aug 26th

“I’m going go shave my melon!”
— no one wants to eat a hairy...

Aug 26th

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This is a movie I was in that should be coming out soon…  It’s called PSYCHO SLEEPOVER. ...

Aug 25th

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I done did this song called “happy like me” it’s fun, in that sort of “why...

Aug 25th

“Oh Sprinters 2? I Fucking LOVE that movie. Do you want to...”

Aug 25th

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Two Years after releasing the critically acclaimed and publicly adored “SPRINTERS”, Jim...

Aug 25th

“Seriously, the power of mice compels you.”

Aug 24th

Aug 24th

THE POWER OF MICE COMPEL YOU!!! squeak, squeak.

Aug 24th

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This is frieking adorable!!!  Look how high and tight this shit is.  Even though this dude looks...

Aug 23rd

Want a Shirt that Describes How Tuff You...

I’m talking, like… well, I’ll talk about it more later.  Just go buy one. ...

Aug 23rd

“SPRINTERS is probably one of the most inspiring and...”

Aug 22nd

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The spring of 2002, Jim Martin and Adam Malamut were Freshmen at Emerson college. They lived...

Aug 22nd

“Now, when you say “half and half”… are you...”
— some hilarious repartee...

Aug 21st

Oh great, I’m melting from the candle-wax haircut I...

Aug 21st

“I’m just going to say it, okay? And you’re not...”
— Andy Dick discusses my...

Aug 21st

Which is why I don't think I want to go...

See the quote above for more details…

Aug 21st

Sometimes in between collating scripts and moving flights...

Aug 20th

What an in-debt night!!!

Oh, jeeze louise!  It’s a dark night in the world of bright lights and star-crawlers. Even...

Aug 20th

Free Sunflower Seeds (25% off film...

I’m not fully clear on what the association is with a film festival pass or screening that...

Aug 19th

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“Oh You Didn’t Know Eyes” - I wrote / recorded this in a really quick...

Aug 19th

Oh, you’re thirsty?  Here, have this frosty beverage. ...

Aug 19th

“staches and soul patches….good idea in...”
— Yes, I know… thank you...

Aug 19th

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There are a lot of emotionally riveting scenes in movies.  This one is perfect.  I performed this...

Aug 18th

Ruminations on the Game "Chernobyl:...

Released in 1988, the game referenced above is a complete and utterly horrifying example of how...

Aug 18th

You: “Help, I have a hole in my emotional...

Aug 18th

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Sometimes I scratch out some lyrics and slap ‘em on some acoustic guitar and some fuzz...

Aug 17th

“I can’t wait to put him on a mix cd for a girl…”
— In reference to Steven...

Aug 17th

Inland Empire Neck Darwinism (A series...

The topic arose in conversation, last night: “Have you noticed how a lot of People from the...

Aug 17th

HEROES WEB SERIES (webisodes) - Writing...

So, you’ll never believe what I did today !!! Okay, maybe you will…  But...

Aug 17th

“He who laughs last is the angriest.”

Aug 16th

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Sometimes I get this song stuck in my head when I’m driving home. I’m going to be...

Aug 16th

A New Star Vehicle for a 10 year old Kid

It’s called BEN’S BOOGZ Ben Zibrowski is a kid with a bad habit. He picks his...

Aug 15th

“Just checked out barelysarcasm.com and I LOVE YOU!!!!! You...”
— My Mom sent me an email...

Aug 15th

I Have a New Movie Starring Ben Affleck*

This is what happens when I watch the Mens 4X100 relay while on cough medicine… Note: all...

Aug 15th

I have a new reason to love me and a new reason to fear me. ...

Aug 14th

Sympathy Soul Patch

So I have this idea about a guy who really connects with others on a strictly emotional level. One...

Aug 14th

I love your strong lower legs.

Aug 14th