Barely Sarcasm

2009

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January
(via calcium) Woah.  Bonus.
Feb 1st
carinaavila:spacecataz: Now THAT’S the type of pussy...
Feb 1st

happy hour until 8pm? it's saturday?

I guess I can go do that.  Also I’m going to watch grown men fight.
Feb 1st
michellemabelle:(via entrails) I love the Mighty Boosh!...
Feb 1st
cartoonpenis: I made a ragetoon. Oh god… why’s...
Feb 1st
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thewayoftheworld:francine:thewayoftheworld:naturespeaks:francine: She’s a Jar - Wilco I...
Feb 1st
sayr: My little buddy TOTAL BUGZ BUNN-E ACKSHUN ON ZEE...
Feb 1st

Timecabs

grapedrinkseventy: cartoonpenis: I have a great new business idea. I’m going to announce it here,...
Feb 1st

Well Now...

grapedrinkseventy: …I return from a round of disc golf…and I’ve got a new follower!…Thanks,...
Feb 1st
(via cartoonpenis) EPIC INTERNET WIN* *we made a few...
Feb 1st
yellowhat:fuckyeahteamventure:applebottom:danhacker: Monar...
Feb 1st

"Okay, so let me get this straight...

The last 24 minutes of the movie is Arnold Schwarzenegger covered in mud and fighting an invisible...
Feb 1st

Remember when people used to type...

somethingsnarky:britches: …’Hehe’ instead of ‘Haha’. ‘Hehe’ is like the Myspace of typed...
Feb 1st
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walpaper: Old Gregg via k —- This is approx. ten minutes long. I haven’t watched the whole...
Feb 1st
“Barbecue Spaghetti (BBQ SPAGZ)”
Jan 31st
oldfilmsflicker:(via littlelamb) Plz I can has sum fuk? ...
Jan 31st
(via calcium) You can’t tell me you’re not...
Jan 31st

2nd best Queen song ever? Under...

saintnate:indieandyy:monsterxero: First best? Don’t Stop Me Know Truth. Second’ded. I’m...
Jan 31st
(via havent-got-a-prayer)
Jan 31st
Smile Friday - the “holy shit - green hulk is behind...
Jan 31st
Cartoon Penis - I think you know what you have to do…...
Jan 31st
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drned: Bill Conti “Gonna Fly Now” coz my rocky is better than your rocky, is why.
Jan 30th
“I think Invisible Touch is the group’s undisputed...”
— Patrick Bateman
Jan 30th

Friday's gonna be a shitshow...

Srsly - stupid work about stupid stuff. blackberry messaging? sure.  that’s about it…
Jan 30th
fuckyeahtheboss:via www.springsteenlyrics.com LOOK AT HIS...
Jan 30th
Okay so srsly — if anyone is upset that my favorite...
Jan 30th
New Memes!  THE GLOBES! :)
Jan 30th
cartoonpenis: Meet Curious Fingers Carly! She’s soooo...
Jan 30th

Re: The post Adam's making right now...

Adam: How's that - that's pretty good, huh?
Jim: Well, yeah - but that hole's so gaping, those fingers wouldn't do anything.
Adam: Hah, yeah.
Jan 30th
(via lickystickypicky:) Well you can’t rape that!
Jan 30th
grby:(via fuckyeahneilpatrickharris) Yeah, BARELY sarcasm...
Jan 30th
(via thewayoftheworld)
Jan 30th
cartoonpenis: (via:...
Jan 30th
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little-wing: ACDC- Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) Anyone remember that scene in the excellent 1998...
Jan 30th
little-wing: V. Dude’s got my stache and chin!
Jan 30th
(via little-wing) I didn’t know they were remaking...
Jan 30th
cartoonpenis: Take it! To the limit… one more time.
Jan 30th
I got my left knee cut open by a hockey skate when I was...
Jan 30th
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The best part is, this motherfuckin’ blanket shit is selling in almost record numbers across...
Jan 30th
Sorry I'm going to be writing these all...
Jan 29th
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shorterexcerpts:tastypiesinc: Thin Lizzy - Cowboy Song (Live) THIN LIZZY THURSDAY! FUCK YEAH...
Jan 29th
jonnyrockwillkillyouintheface: oh bobby. im listening to...
Jan 29th
jonnyrockwillkillyouintheface:ffffound: ivybd3.gif 406×467...
Jan 29th
ricochet:bullshit: I fucking used to… I was going to...
Jan 29th
Details on why Robocop may be more efficient...
Jan 29th

Ball Sweat

Adam: Tully, why don't you just take a clean swipe from under my balls with your hand and smell it. I'll let you do it for seven dollars.
Tully: Five dollars.
Jan 29th
fuckyeahtheboss:the boss - nebraska (via oldfilmsflicker) ...
Jan 29th
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busstopromance: HYPNOTOAD>Your Mom, Grandma, Life.
Jan 29th
cartoonpenis: (via planettampon) EPIC, EPIC MOM FAIL. ...
Jan 29th

I picked up a hooker in Detroit one time...

(via thewayoftheworld) literally just almost cried laughing.  best post all night.
Jan 29th

prayer, ryan adams, and sleep...then...

(via spin-lighted) Don’t waste your time on praying.
Jan 29th
cartoonpenis: We are watching Terminator 1. Yeah we...
Jan 29th
“Hi, I’m here for the Hawking family...
Jan 29th
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molls: A Little Respect - Erasure Remember the love that’s associated with this sweet jamb?
Jan 29th
cartoonpenis: Gotcha! Blow Job Minnow sucks off another...
Jan 29th
fuckyeahtheboss:via swaggernotstyle.files.wordpress.com ...
Jan 29th
Dashboard coincidence? NOPE!  BATMAN RIM(job) SHOT FTW~!
Jan 29th

Goal For The Night

missmlady: Feel piratekitten’s, shinyredballoon’s, and 6od’s boobs. Multiple times! and where the...
Jan 29th
charmingmandy: GPOYW - Upside-Down Edition Also, check...
Jan 29th
cartoonpenis: Hello.  My name is “Lance Roboner.” ...
Jan 29th
theduty:…still the president. I’m BARELY...
Jan 29th
(via calcium) Oh… so THAT’S how it works…...
Jan 29th
theduty:no comment. Um… Hi… It’s so...
Jan 29th
charmingmandy:(via bebelestrange) Don’t fuckin’...
Jan 29th
oldfilmsflicker:maiathebee: Dear hipster assholes - THIS is...
Jan 29th
dangerexpress:hotg0ssip: (via humanpig) What a total...
Jan 29th
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Okay - so, let’s talk about crazy and positive and good vibes and rock and roll and hip...
Jan 29th
oldfilmsflicker:noliesjustlove: I have a poster of this on...
Jan 29th
oldfilmsflicker:bebelestrange: datn:(via youlookmarvelous) ...
Jan 29th
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ephemeron:the walkmen- louisiana Love this band/album.  well done Miss Sarah. Well done indeed.
Jan 29th
oldfilmsflicker: the good Fuck that, the great!  Who is...
Jan 29th
frangry: Mas Moss MY GOD - that’s the classic...
Jan 29th
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thisismusic:Oasis - Cast No Shadow Chris and I dig the same tunes. AND THIS is a fucking great...
Jan 29th
dangerexpress: While we are all praising Adam Malamut...
Jan 29th
dylanchatterjee:cartoonpenis: Even our national bird thinks...
Jan 29th
kari-shma:Cloud Maker by vgerasimov If I painted, I would...
Jan 29th

Rick Caplan is an old fuck

I mean “existentially old” like - he’s wise beyond his fucking years. just seeing...
Jan 29th
mikeypizzle: GPOYW: MultiMe Edition If only you could steal...
Jan 29th
cartoonpenis: I’ve wanted to draw this for a while.  So,...
Jan 29th
cartoonpenis: I give up.  TDC is ridiculous.  You hear that...
Jan 29th
realrealsoft: orange you glad her butt is in this picture? ...
Jan 29th
frangry:Daily dose of Moss Frangry, makin’ my days...
Jan 29th
cartoonpenis: GPOYW - Me with some of the CP gang (Chick...
Jan 29th
dangerexpress: Check this Out! Behind the scenes blog for...
Jan 29th

Shit that I write first thing in the...

“stumble rumble down the steps before long you’re gonna collapse - please don’t...
Jan 28th
antikris: Reblogged earlier this week…but this is really my...
Jan 28th

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! BIBLE / RELIGION...

What if, instead of an apple that was plucked from the sin-tree in the Garden of Eden,...
Jan 28th
Oh, it’s GPOYW?  Thank god - I dressed up like...
Jan 28th
calcium: this is one of my favorite books about pedophilia ...
Jan 28th

It's 7:07...

Fuck it, I’m going to a bar.
Jan 28th
theduty:livesophia: (via herro) “You know the Germans...
Jan 28th
(via calcium) I love it.  This guy could drink like...
Jan 28th
cartoonpenis: Another amazing moment ruined in an extremely...
Jan 28th
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mikeypizzle: Alkaline Trio - Hell Yes I always reblog these guys!  I wonder if I’m wearing...
Jan 28th
oldfilmsflicker:byronic: via New York Magazine I have to...
Jan 28th
If you think god is awesome because he makes...
Jan 28th
charmingmandy: Solita Solano and Djuna Barnes in Paris This...
Jan 27th
(via garfieldminusgarfield) Drink another one,...
Jan 27th
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lawful:bitchville: Natalie Imbruglia - Torn Dear Natalie Imbruglia… You’re a major...
Jan 27th

if she smokes

cartoonpenis: carlovely: she pokes YEP. Who?
Jan 27th
little-wing: He writes like my doctor, unreadable. but i...
Jan 27th
oldfilmsflicker:(via aimeewins) WERE should have been...
Jan 27th
HAHAHAHAHAHA… Oh, what am I doing?
Jan 27th
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thericker:carlovely: the single best dr. steve brule moment EVER. Sweet berry wine! Wine was...
Jan 27th
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thericker:I made this in college. It made me laugh to beat the band…parts, anyway. This is perfect...
Jan 27th
inothernews:(via ojesus) This is what I always wanted to...
Jan 27th
(via wasteofpaint) Fuck man, I just like the colours.  FUCK...
Jan 27th
calcium: I liked the enter sandman joke, but god damnit - I...
Jan 27th
PROOFREADING FTW! ...
Jan 27th
theduty: sooooooo roneryyyyyyy… This makes me feel...
Jan 27th

I Don't Like the Word 'Bro'.

suckafuck: molls:madeupmemories: Let’s stop with that ish. Yeah, well… I don’t like the Earth...
Jan 27th
drned: GOTTA LOVE THE INTERNET™. Don’t hide...
Jan 27th
youroldarchenemycatwoman:thewayoftheworld: (via...
Jan 27th
solittletimetoblog:tktc:himandher:kaeym:hearttosoul:heartspar...
Jan 27th
(via alaskadrowns) Reblog for cartoonpenis
Jan 27th
yellowhat:eatsleepdraw: I got bored with finishing this....
Jan 27th
youroldarchenemycatwoman: damn those majestic but fickle...
Jan 27th
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My boss thinks it is cute that I’m actively pursuing an old fashioned movie star goatee…...
Jan 27th
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frangry: Here ya go, Kenny Rogers - The Gambler Thank god… I was in desperate need. (nothing...
Jan 27th

You have to tell people you appreciate...

moderndancers:(via thresca) I don’t HAVE to do shit!
Jan 27th
Bowling for Tully’s birthday… we were all very...
Jan 27th
jonnyrockwillkillyouintheface:sooshi: Positano, Italy. ...
Jan 27th
shorterexcerpts:onemoretimewithfeeling:smartblonde:groverspar...
Jan 27th
(via garfieldminusgarfield) You and me both, Arbuckle.
Jan 27th
shutupweirdo:phantomoftheradio: I’m not going to say...
Jan 27th
bonerparty:molls: fuck it. I LOOK GREAT. HEY LA WANT...
Jan 27th
marcusallenthecat:esquisse: kyleyoung: Not to be a 25 year...
Jan 27th
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msbojangles: Alphaville- Forever Young This song SHOULDN’T make me want to go back in time,...
Jan 27th
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patatasbravas: DVDA - Now You’re A Man! Orgazmo was one of the main reasons I decided to go into...
Jan 26th
now THIS is what I’m talking about. not change, not...
Jan 26th
lhh:anastasivictoria: Noel Fielding and Russell Brand ©...
Jan 26th
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msbojangles:shorterexcerpts: Billy Joel - “The Longest Time” (via billyjoel) If you...
Jan 26th
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skeetonmischa: Misfits Monday: “Children In Heat” by the Misfits The B-Side of the “Horror...
Jan 26th
continuants:somuchsass:snuh:primalscreamer:microwalrus: the...
Jan 26th

I just wrote a really heart felt "death...

Imagine this — it’s like a scene in the English Patient, only there are less accents,...
Jan 26th
cartoonpenis: WTF David Caruso.  Do you think we’re...
Jan 26th
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saintnate:sharpless: I kissed my sister on the lips! HOLY SHIT - this is a song I always sing and...
Jan 26th
kari-shma:The Abduction by =samana-bunny Woah -...
Jan 26th
drned:HI MOM.(via) oh sunnovabitch… i suck. hah.
Jan 26th
ephemeron: “dingladingladingdingdingdidididdididididdidididid...
Jan 26th

Are you fucking kidding me?

I can’t remember what I was going to do right now… I have like - 30 things I’m...
Jan 26th
cartoonpenis: Do it Bearback. That’s what I’m...
Jan 26th
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somesensicalnonsense:ephemeron: You know what?  Fuck it.  I’m gonna roll with it.
Jan 26th
“Autism in children is growing, but so is autism in cats....”
— Dr. Mark Schuster D.D.S. (via...
Jan 26th
“Dude, you don’t understand how much dick I’ve...”
— AG Malamut
Jan 26th
somesensicalnonsense:oh sarah i took a photo similar...
Jan 26th
My 16 year old brother is just as mature as I am…...
Jan 26th
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youroldarchenemycatwoman: Is This It (Strokes cover) by Ryan Adams I saw him do an acoustic...
Jan 26th
charmingmandy:I’m an original midnight reader too.(via...
Jan 26th
cartoonpenis: And he never came back. So… are saying...
Jan 26th
theduty:(via muppetpants) Yeah right, no one wears condoms...
Jan 26th
cartoonpenis: In more ways than one (wink). I get.
Jan 26th
killingbambi:(via ohdowney) Proof that my current facial...
Jan 26th
new-ditty:(via graphiceverywhere) THIS FUCKER COULD BE...
Jan 26th
“I really think it would be great if Ryan Adams would just...”
— Adam Malamut (cartoon Penis)
Jan 26th
frangry:Daily dose of Moss 3please.
Jan 26th
theduty:eveholt: girl, if i wasn’t poor, i’d...
Jan 26th
“I feel bad, I don’t want to hurt your feelings…...”
— Adam rationalizing the way he...
Jan 26th
cartoonpenis: Anybody recognize this dude?  I’m hoping this...
Jan 26th
Waiting for the man roommates … It’s Nick...
Jan 26th
cartoonpenis: Looks like BJM is continuing on his quest to...
Jan 25th
cartoonpenis: Saturday Night with: barelysarcasm ...
Jan 25th
cartoonpenis: Glen is stuck again.  This ALWAYS happens. I...
Jan 25th
(via cartoonpenis) That body is familiar to me.  It’s...
Jan 25th
Welcome to my blog pictures like this make people know what...
Jan 25th
charmingmandy:(via whiskeyandgoatsmilk) touche!
Jan 25th
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sflan:thismightsuck:kapi: Til I Hear It From You - Gin Blossoms
Jan 25th

A Big Love Promo Is on HBO

J$: This show is so hard to watch.
Adam: The Wire?
J$: ?
Adam: Big Love?
BWAHAHAHAHA
Jan 25th
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kurisutin:buyhercandy:ohspit:andiateapear: She & Him-Sentimental Heart “fuck, why...
Jan 25th

Hollywood Icons - What Hast Thou Done?

thericker: When the movie Heat came out, a lot of people were excited to see Robert DeNiro and Al...
Jan 25th
lieslieslies: A note my sister found in her purse. We don’t...
Jan 25th
(via bluddyellmiss) Go record some more songs, dudes. ...
Jan 25th
thepartyscene:lolitas:popozao:hannahisdead:inflightradio:beau...
Jan 25th
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sflan:thegrasshopperunit:doodleology:copycats: “In My Life” by Sean Connery originally by The...
Jan 25th
frangry: Taste the magic. My dad has a tattoo of a unicorn...
Jan 25th
antikris: Running late to the ROFL party because I am...
Jan 25th
dylanchatterjee:cartoonpenis: Can you believe this guy?...
Jan 25th
A MESSAGE FROM BOB DYLAN
Jan 25th
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kl7: Blue Ridge Mountain —Fleet Foxes
Jan 25th
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bluddyellmiss:mindset:indierawk: The Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You. i have a storied track...
Jan 25th
charmingmandy:(via drned) I like these people and I know...
Jan 25th

THERICKER

thericker: I require a meal. hey - me too.  want to come to wholefoods w/ adam and I?
Jan 25th
dylanchatterjee:mikeypizzle:pauliophonic: I took some...
Jan 25th

Is It Weird...

mikeypizzle: That when I play guitar hero in my shorts, and I’m in the power stance and start...
Jan 25th
rhumsodomylash:anastasivictoria: “I’m already grown up, I...
Jan 25th
For the longest time I had this kick ass fucking watch, and...
Jan 25th
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: thanks drned i guess thats me… and …....
Jan 25th

A straight up lie:

drned: Me and jim just ran into Bret from Flight Of The Conchords Barelysarcasm: the truth is, we...
Jan 24th

Top 5 Farts

drned: 5. The “Keifer” / “Oh Man, Oh Man, Just One More Block” fart. This is effectivley a...
Jan 24th
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lazystar: Ryan Adams - WW24 Porcelain doll Your mother runs an antique shop She takes some stuff,...
Jan 24th
Bambi’s presenting coz THUMPER is cumming over. ...
Jan 24th
cartoonpenis: Fuck.  I already regret my new tattoo. DRY...
Jan 24th
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This is a Giants fan after they lost to the Eagles… As a fan of Giants fans feeling pain, I...
Jan 24th

Not gonna be around today...

trying to get my life in some kind of order… guh.
Jan 23rd
ricochet:downloadable labels over at poppytalk If you...
Jan 23rd
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youroldarchenemycatwoman: The National Racing Like a Pro See what I said before about the...
Jan 23rd

Q: What is christianity?

new-ditty:seashelllz:homecoming:luxembourg: rentedsurroundings: filmnoir: A: It is the belief...
Jan 23rd
youroldarchenemycatwoman: the National I listen to their...
Jan 23rd

My Jacket Got Stolen

drned: at the bar. this is the first time i’ve ever had anything stolen at a bar before. its lucky...
Jan 23rd
creepiest smile friday ever… i hope west coast people...
Jan 23rd
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I wrote this song and recorded it coz I was like “why can’t i be neil young?” and...
Jan 23rd
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drned: Ned Hepburn “Swan Song” so yeah its weird but this song is 6 years old now. i have like 2...
Jan 23rd
(via oldfilmsflicker) oh fuck you, you’re not that...
Jan 23rd
YouTube - Bruce Springsteen Born to Run video
Jan 23rd
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oldfilmsflicker:byronic: All-time favourite song EVER: Thunder Road 1976 Bruce Springsteen I want...
Jan 23rd
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oldfilmsflicker:elohbee: Bruce Springsteen - I’m on Fire (via BossTimeDotNet) Killer. Hey,...
Jan 23rd
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oldfilmsflicker: bruce springsteen - the wrestler fuck you not nominated… fuck you 2x.
Jan 23rd

just found out what a creeper was....

somesensicalnonsense: a creeper is a.) what i look like right now. 2.) someone who lurks and creeps...
Jan 23rd
molls: And these Army-issued snow pants that can survive...
Jan 23rd
Warch Watch
this is that nonsense i did the other night - and i was like “y’know? i’ll put it...
Jan 23rd
SNPD - no pants, no sleeves… all gross facial hair.
Jan 23rd
oldfilmsflicker:(via elohbee) If i had thought it through I...
Jan 23rd
cartoonpenis: The reason that Blowjob Monkey gives forceful,...
Jan 23rd
cartoonpenis: The prophecy says that in order for Blowjob...
Jan 23rd
cartoonpenis: I do the same thing. This shit is...
Jan 23rd
cartoonpenis:vforvelociraptor: (via planettampon) ...
Jan 23rd
“Let’s put it this way… David Caruso is for the...”
— Adam Malamut (Cartoonpenis)
Jan 23rd
It’s all over now, baby blue
Jan 23rd
cartoonpenis: TDC thinks everything is about him. Jesus...
Jan 23rd
fuckyeahriptaylor: Man, Myth, or Legend? ROLL THE DICE AND...
Jan 23rd
I was walking on melrose trying out my clothes thinking...
Jan 23rd
mikeypizzle: Another shoot I did in Hollywood. I think...
Jan 23rd
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piratekitten: okkervil river - our life is not a movie, or maybe. (joshawesome) I was just...
Jan 23rd
I didn’t know pants could give you HIV…...
Jan 23rd
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: this kid. this kid. thee best ...
Jan 23rd
oldfilmsflicker:elohbee:noliesjustlove: Bruce...
Jan 23rd
drned: why is rip taylor not on the internet more. I dunno...
Jan 23rd

Tomato Basil Bread

cartoonpenis: The Tomato Basil bread at Panera is tits out* *tits out= awesome SAVE ME A PIECE!
Jan 23rd
Sometimes if you’re all “send noms pls” I...
Jan 23rd
Okay, kissers - I have to go get some work done… Just...
Jan 22nd
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havent-got-a-prayer:manasto: Long, long, long by The Beatles Sometimes singing the beatles...
Jan 22nd
bobbygirl: via Stars with their Cats Connery always gets...
Jan 22nd
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msbojangles:getthefuckoutrightnow:karikarikari: Just like heaven- The Cure
Jan 22nd
shutupweirdo:butterflyeffects: This is so funny and cute,...
Jan 22nd
(via garfieldminusgarfield) Oh John Arbuckle… When...
Jan 22nd
lazystar: Liam @ The HMH Last Night
Jan 22nd
“If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and...”
— Benjamin Franklin (via...
Jan 22nd
thelightofthemoon: Hunter S. Thompson -the only thing...
Jan 22nd
dailyowl:laughing owl (via unicorn81) This is the face I...
Jan 22nd
cartoonpenis: Srsly Tiny Caruso.  I can’t enjoy the...
Jan 22nd
suckafuck:GPOYW - The Veronicas / I’m Big Down Under™...
Jan 22nd
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spin-lighted:joshawesome:soiledteenagedgirlfriend: nuclear - ryan adams sentimental geek shut...
Jan 22nd
noahkai:(via nerviosismo) WHAT ABOUT THE FLESHLIGHT!?
Jan 22nd
cartoonpenis: See, this is exactly why he was eaten.  Dan...
Jan 22nd
cartoonpenis: Blowjob Monkey strikes again. I KNEW IT! This...
Jan 22nd
thericker: You might not know this, but I am a master of...
Jan 22nd
thericker: Charlie watches you when you sleep. I almost...
Jan 22nd
charmingmandy:Hemingway in Paris (via photoparty) ...
Jan 22nd
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drned:Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons “Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You” Um… Yeah - this is...
Jan 22nd
charmingmandy:nowhere-fast: makeout bandits! ...
Jan 22nd
cartoonpenis: Obviously.  Shit’s heavy. Typical big dick...
Jan 22nd
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iammattjordan:joshawesome: Slackers - Ethan’s Song (via ThijsGuitars) At the end, where he says...
Jan 22nd
skeetonmischa: I kind of like nerdy, no make up, no...
Jan 22nd
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drned: Neil Diamond “Cherry Cherry”
Jan 22nd
shinyredballoon:20something:pickpocket:sharpless:ikeepitall ...
Jan 22nd
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mikeypizzle: In Response to DrNed. DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH! Neil Diamond - the greatest singer...
Jan 22nd
(via idiotwind) *** barelysarcasm note::: please click the...
Jan 22nd
drned: HE’S ON FIRE. oh fuck yeah he is.
Jan 22nd
(via idiotwind) I’mma do that 2nite
Jan 22nd

I Pose This Question To My Followers:...

rand0mflora: mikeypizzle: The Winner to My Question “What’s the Difference Between Jam and...
Jan 22nd
cartoonpenis: Have a little class, BJ Monkey. I’m...
Jan 22nd
potterspoet:(via alaskadrowns) THAT’S THE CUTEST...
Jan 22nd
GPOYW (gratuitous picture of yourself wednesday) - approving...
Jan 22nd
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thisismusic: The Twilight Singers - The Killer
Jan 22nd
charmingmandy: Math. (via nothingandnowhere) Yo, when...
Jan 22nd
allthegoodstuff:emmyaward:roberto:naturalog:graphiceverywhere...
Jan 22nd
killingbambi:mmmcupcakes:blownspeakers:everythingdies:chalked...
Jan 22nd

one last thing before I go.

mikeypizzle:somesensicalnonsense: if you could be anywhere right now… where would you be…? ...
Jan 22nd
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towerofsleep: Neil Young - helpless You know what makes me feel helpless? Sleeping through my...
Jan 22nd

DANZIG RULES!!!

(via realrealsoft) duh.
Jan 22nd
bicknellhill:stupidinboston:sleepanddream: FYI, n00bz
Jan 22nd
karlismiles:stupidinboston:javisjohnson: Reblog My...
Jan 22nd
killingbambi:bebelestrange: I used to think you were pretty...
Jan 22nd
sweetsweetcaroline: GPOYW- Boosh edition OH SHIT - I...
Jan 22nd
stupidinboston:Sometimes, you just need to ask yourself,...
Jan 22nd

I Just Met Paul Reubens...

Awkwardly and tried to move a car with the car he was parking… and then the coffee guy told us...
Jan 22nd
(via cartoonpenis) IBe good, brother in arms…...
Jan 21st
thericker: The predator came to party, but he didn’t realize...
Jan 21st
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I was going to post a video and then, I was writing the description, and it was so negative, I...
Jan 21st
cartoonpenis: Just got back from seeing...
Jan 21st
msbojangles: Obama/Biden Platter- $1200.00 More...
Jan 21st
Yo, bandmate - want to go into the studio and start demoing...
Jan 21st
msbojangles: OMG haha~ husky-sized!!! pearlmarmalade...
Jan 21st
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somesensicalnonsense: hey jealousy gin blossoms. Auto reblog - I love Doug Hopkins’...
Jan 21st

Sheesh.

chrisreinhard: I’ll have to keep in mind that when I post to Tumblr and people reblog it, their...
Jan 21st
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: Found these Stuffed guys in the...
Jan 21st
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missdreass:everithing: drugstoredj: hipsterdiet: Alphaville - Forever Young I would die if I had to...
Jan 21st

Jim and Ned discuss how cops are...

barelysarcasm: No, seriously the cops are like cockroaches - They're fucking everywhere. I'm not saying they're disgusting, I'm saying like, they're everywhere and they never fucking die.
drned: Sometimes cops die.
barelysarcasm: okay...
drned: Wait, that sounded pretty fucked up.
barelysarcasm: yeah, be careful - that shit got iced-t in trouble.
* approximate convo
Jan 21st
cartoonpenis: Gay Asian clone sex is the newest winter...
Jan 21st

Blowing on My Boner

cartoonpenis: I was driving to the gym with Nick. I had a casual boner from the combination of...
Jan 21st
walpaper:via soup —- I mean… seriously? How can people be...
Jan 21st
grby:blondielove:szymon:AIDS, The Game Pwn3d, Africa…...
Jan 21st
jonnyrockwillkillyouintheface:paulcapewell: Trent Reznor is...
Jan 21st

Wait... did the president just say this?

havent-got-a-prayer: “First of all, how good lookin’ is my wife?” — Barack Obama (via...
Jan 21st
Warch Watch
I was at this gig.  Awesome. sinkships:naturespeaks:fgps:naturespeaks: Ryan - Goodnight Hollywood...
Jan 21st
(via cartoonpenis) Oh great - more comedy oozing out of...
Jan 21st
Hey, Cartoonpenis… put it on. ...
Jan 21st
This was how I watched that shit go down this morning, FYI -...
Jan 21st
cartoonpenis: yarn-job. So glad you’re out of...
Jan 21st
lazystar: Keith Richards… “laugh I nearly died?” Is it...
Jan 21st