February 2009
happy hour until 8pm? it's saturday?
I guess I can go do that. Also I’m going to watch grown men fight.
thewayoftheworld:francine:thewayoftheworld:naturesp...
Timecabs
grapedrinkseventy:
cartoonpenis:
I have a great new business idea. I’m going to announce it here, on the internet, to the whole world, so don’t steal it! The idea would be cabs that can get you to a destination before you called them. Like, say you overslept and missed a meeting. Timecab could get you there two hours ago. Sure it would be expensive, but it would be mainly used for...
Well Now...
grapedrinkseventy:
…I return from a round of disc golf…and I’ve got a new follower!…Thanks, barelysarcasm.
what the fuck is disc golf?
"Okay, so let me get this straight...
The last 24 minutes of the movie is Arnold Schwarzenegger covered in mud and fighting an invisible monster who can also somehow laugh?”
“that’s the jist of it.”
“GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN LIGHT!”
(this is how I imagine the pitch meeting for PREDATOR went between 20th Century Fox and the Thomas brothers all those years ago…)
Remember when people used to type...
somethingsnarky:britches:
…’Hehe’ instead of ‘Haha’. ‘Hehe’ is like the Myspace of typed conversation. RIP.
That’s coz “hehe” sounds pervy.
OH SHIT - is that true? I’m fucking square. Oh well, are you going to stop me from saying “hehe” or from molesting? Because you can’t stop both.
January 2009
“Barbecue Spaghetti (BBQ SPAGZ)”
2nd best Queen song ever? Under Pressure
saintnate:indieandyy:monsterxero:
First best? Don’t Stop Me Know
Truth.
Second’ded.
I’m not going to sit around and let FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS, BICYCLE, BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY, CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE, SOMEBODY TO LOVE, KILLER QUEEN, I WANT TO BREAK FREE and many others… they don’t have a monarch, they have a oligarchy.
drned:
Bill Conti “Gonna Fly Now”
coz my rocky is...
“I think Invisible Touch is the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s...”
– Patrick Bateman
Friday's gonna be a shitshow...
Srsly - stupid work about stupid stuff.
blackberry messaging? sure. that’s about it…
Re: The post Adam's making right now (cartoonpenis...
Adam: How's that - that's pretty good, huh?
Jim: Well, yeah - but that hole's so gaping, those fingers wouldn't do anything.
Adam: Hah, yeah.
little-wing:
ACDC- Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)
...
WatchThe best part is, this motherfuckin’ blanket shit is selling in almost record numbers across America… IN REAL LIFE.
Sorry I'm going to be writing these all day...... →
If I finish I’ll come play.
shorterexcerpts:tastypiesinc:
Thin Lizzy -...
Details on why Robocop may be more efficient than... →
Ball Sweat
Adam: Tully, why don't you just take a clean swipe from under my balls with your hand and smell it. I'll let you do it for seven dollars.
Tully: Five dollars.
I picked up a hooker in Detroit one time by...
(via thewayoftheworld)
literally just almost cried laughing. best post all night.
