Rockoween.
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Nov 1st
r3d:
rocky horror picture show | i havent seen this …...
Nov 1st
allisonweiss:
Lauren rocking Pumpkin Jam!!!
Look at that...
Oct 31st
Bill the Butcher looks suspiciously like Jim Martin.
Oct 31st
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I rocked this look last eve. I will do it again tonight. Excellence.
Oct 31st
youroldarchenemycatwoman:
thisbeautifulmess:
Look! Ryrys...
Oct 31st
Sometimes Lauren sends me pictures while I’m at work. ...
Oct 31st
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shorterexcerpts:
The Darkness - Friday Night (via TheBestPunkRock)
Autoreblog. This Band is the...
Oct 31st
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influent:
Mos Def - Universal Magnetic . Another Mos classic…
lmntal haha nice
“You...
Oct 30th
themightyfoz:
Fuck you November. Fuck you right in your...
Oct 30th
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themattsmith:
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Brown...
Oct 30th
bonerparty:
if you’re wondering what to put on when you...
Oct 30th
Sometimes Foz really tortures Eddie. Halloween gives him a...
Oct 30th
The internet? Yeah, I win at it.
Oct 30th
themightyfoz:jedigrrrl:are2:Supergirl
Helen Slater was...
Oct 30th
“Oh what classic fun!” (a story about...
Oct 30th
“You’re like Frank Caliendo times three!”
— My friends James and Matt...
— My friends James and Matt...
Oct 30th
Hey Wine…
I’mma drink you tonight.
x0,
J$
Oct 30th
In Solidarity,
Red Sox Nation member J$
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Oct 29th
lamebot:
kvknowsherfun:
NOM NOM NOM
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YEAH SO...
Oct 29th
Fat people holding food up to their face...
Go ahead and take a picture of the food if you want… And hell, go ahead and do your...
Oct 29th
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nedhepburn:
Belle & Sebastian “If You’re Feeling Sinister”
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Oct 29th
nedhepburn:
ah, Facebook? we need to talk.
Oh, I just...
Oct 29th
“Fuck You Terry Richardson!”
A cell-phone...
Oct 29th
theduty:raptoravatar:
Clicksies for a painful account of...
Oct 29th
Top 5 Favorite Last Lines
lieslieslies: “Yes,” I said. “Isn’t it pretty to think so?” Oh do it, do it you motherfuckers do...
Oct 29th
A Jim Dandy from FRIENDLY’S is like - the size of one...
Oct 29th
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DID YOU KNOW THAT MUNGO JERRY HAD A VIDEO? SUCK IT.
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Oct 29th
Bill The Butcher
Oct 29th
lickystickypickyme:
Hipster, as used in the 1940s,...
Oct 29th
I’m allergic to cats but I mean… IT’S A...
Oct 28th
There are parts of working on HEROES that make me laugh out...
Oct 28th
How would you describe yourself?
Me? Well here’s what some would say about me… “He walks the long dark road on...
Oct 28th
“Tacos Are Mexican Sandwiches!!”
— Random dude on XBOX last...
— Random dude on XBOX last...
Oct 28th
GPOYW - Peacoat in the late October because the cool LA...
Oct 28th
This is good.
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Oct 28th
Jon Arbuckle is a handful of pills away from a real life...
Oct 28th
Tony Romo is one of my favorite athletes. He might be my...
Oct 28th
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Bender: There. Now...
Oct 28th
oh just pour booze into a glass and call...
Oct 28th
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Big Star - Life is White
I think I just understood this song for the first time. I mean -...
Oct 28th
WOW! Autistic man draws NY skyline from...
Oct 28th
Kenny Vs. Spenny
youroldarchenemycatwoman: Kenny Hotz is awesome. he just told me, within the space of five...
Oct 28th
“We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies...”
— Richard Dawkins (via...
— Richard Dawkins (via...
Oct 28th
Fish Nipple Penis
Oct 27th
Work - surreal or SO REAL?
Harmon: you know if quinto is local? if he's gone miaFoz: he is back
Harmon: guess who's back
Harmon: back again
Harmon: quinto's back
Harmon: tell a friend
Foz: wow
Foz: well done
Harmon: thanks.
Oct 27th
OUTSIDE PROVIDENCE (i forgot how much i...
Dean Mort: Mr. Dunphy, do you have a friend called "Drugs"?Timothy Dunphy: Drugs Delaney?
Mr. Funderberk: How many individuals named drugs could you possibly associate with?
Timothy Dunphy: Just one.
Dean Mort: Yesterday we received a letter addressed simply to Cornwall Academy, Cornwall, Connecticut. So naturally we, we opened it and read it. You might want to sit down. It begins, "Greetings Dunph. What's happening? I got your letter today. Cornhole Academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. I can't believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke. You should tell that piece of shit Thunderturd to shove it. You didn't want to go there in the first place. Eat shit, man.
Drugs Delaney (The camera cuts to Drugs writing the letter) : Today you should've seen me and Mousy today at school today. I got cocked on a pint of Blackberry brandy, ate some THC on the bus. We were fucked. This teacher Mr. Rivera goes, "What's wrong with you Delaney?" I go, "I'm totally fucked, maaaaan!" Everybody laughed like a bastard. Oh man, you should see this song I'm listenin' to. It's called "Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend." I think it's by a group called...
Dean Mort: This is a couple of hours later. Must have nodded out, man.
Drugs Delaney: I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again.
Dean Mort: Want me to send you some squeef? Or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught. Cocked in Rhode Island, Drugs. P.S. - Oh yes, there's a postscript you might be interested in - Mousy says he stinkfingered Bunny Cote.
(pause)
Dean Mort: As you might imagine Mr. Dunphy, this is, this is, this fairly incriminating. And, uh, technically you have not breached any of Cornwall Academy's rules, but you can bet your bottom dollar, Mister, we'll be keeping an eye on you.
Oct 27th
themightyfoz:
Billy FUCKING Joel
Proof that Billy Joel...
Oct 27th
This.
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Oct 27th
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walpaper:
For The Longest Time Billy Joel
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I know some people don’t...
Oct 27th
To themightyfoz & Barelysarcasm
themightyfoz: tamaradsc: Great job last night on the episode, targeted media and the graphic...
Oct 27th
msbojangles: James Dean - Remember the Record Shop? via soul...
Oct 27th
lamebot:
Whelp.
via
“since I don know many of...
Oct 27th
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Badfinger | No Matter What
This is probably the best song to listen to right now. It’s a...
Oct 27th
This is taken from an email by our Programming Broadcast...
Oct 27th
Another one of my comics come out...
themightyfoz: Reblog and let everyone know… “Yang & Yang” out after tonight’s episode airs… ...
Oct 27th
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clarityunfiltered:
“I told them we already got one!”
Bahaha…
Fabulous.
Oct 27th
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Falco | Rock Me Amadeus.
Psst. Rock Me, Amadeus. «halloween»
Oct 27th
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ASIA | Heat Of The Moment
Magic Mondays, Motherfuckers.
Oct 27th
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Eddie Money | Take Me Home Tonight
(what did you ever do with your life? nothing like this,...
Oct 27th
This is the funniest thing ever without Garfield. ...
Oct 26th
Courtesy of Lauren’s photographic internet search for...
Oct 26th
I’m watching DEATHWISH II and loving the game....
Oct 24th
fuck. sometimes life is hard.
Oct 24th
Life's too short.
*to not be with you.
Oct 24th
Budd Dwyer doesn’t want you near by when he blows his...
Oct 24th
Adam’s trying to deny that he looks at GAY PORN!
Oct 24th
“Girls are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the...”
— Pete Wentz (via norais) (via...
— Pete Wentz (via norais) (via...
Oct 24th
“Hey… Leave the comedy to the men… The white...”
— Nick Fraser (he’s...
— Nick Fraser (he’s...
Oct 24th
ewokonline:
Gaslight Anthem, motherfuckers.
...
Oct 24th
I’m the closest thing to me at the beach.
P.S. -...
Oct 24th
“The sex is CRAZY in here.” - White Pete
...
Oct 24th
If I was an Asian DJ I would be called...
Oct 24th
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gunstreetgirl:
douglasmartini:
The Ramones- “I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend”
Thank You.
...
Oct 24th
“I won it unexpectedly and he won it unexpectedly, America...”
— Mikhail Gorbachev, Gorbachev...
— Mikhail Gorbachev, Gorbachev...
Oct 24th
It's purple
Hey Pilot… It’s purple.
Oct 24th
is that like google phone numbers? i...
denyalle: barelysarcasm: denyalle: Jim, do you want a Google Wave invitation or do you already...
Oct 24th
some cowboys drink joose & watch boxing.
i’m your...
Oct 24th
lovelesswrists:
i’ve never seen this
fix it. put it on....
Oct 24th
is that like google phone numbers? i...
denyalle: Jim, do you want a Google Wave invitation or do you already got it?
Oct 24th
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ex-genius:
firthofforth:
Dr. Zaius Rap
Can I play the piano anymore?
“of course you...
Oct 24th
“I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing...”
— Alabama, True Romance (via...
— Alabama, True Romance (via...
Oct 24th
synecdoche:
i wish i knew someone who loves true romance...
Oct 24th
The Bar Is A Beautiful Place
I hang my head down on Hollywood ‘Cause either way up or down...
Oct 24th
Rick Danko (of The Band) and Neil Young
Oct 24th
I’m on your dashboard, makin’ you do things you...
Oct 24th
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NEIL DIAMOND & BARBARA STREISAND | You Don’t Bring Me Flowers
Oh you didn’t know...
Oct 24th
That’s Racist.
(via ex-genius)
Oct 23rd
Lauren and I are going over NFL quarterbacks so she can...
Oct 23rd
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cameronmizell:
“Hideaway” by Freddie King
Check out how the entire band is virtually standing...
Oct 23rd
tomoatmeal:
This explosive Disc of DVD Action starts with...
Oct 23rd
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synecdoche:tawny:exspectator:fleetfootedfox:myownmelt:
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - Timorous...
Oct 23rd
I feel like a champion this morning...
in my living room.
Oct 23rd
nathanieljames:
Dear Chase,
I feel like I can call you...
Oct 23rd
mercurypdx:
Uhhh….
WOW. Robin’s got a...
Oct 23rd
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tesslynch:
Can’t top the YouTube description:
It’s your old pal Jonathan and his buddies Leroy,...
Oct 23rd
“the ones that love us best - are the ones we’ll lay to...”
— PaulWesterberg. ...
— PaulWesterberg. ...
Oct 23rd
Gay dudes on Tumblr!
Oct 23rd
Emotions are hard. So is Daryl.
(via cartoonpenis)
Oct 23rd
Is Justine Bateman into girls?
lovelesswrists: barelysarcasm: Because I’m drunk - and I SO FUCKING SERIOUSLY want to take her...
Oct 23rd
lovelesswrists:
cartoonpenis:
I want to get really ripped. I mean like REALLY ripped. The kind...
Oct 23rd
Is Justine Bateman into girls?
Because I’m drunk - and I SO FUCKING SERIOUSLY want to take her on a date. But I’m just...
Oct 23rd
Fantasy Schmantasy. My Team is going to handle it.
Oct 23rd
ex-genius:
Wow.
NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!
Oct 23rd
tesslynch:
project boner party?
wha?
Oct 23rd
asleepyheart:
“mom..no more tumblr…pay attention to me...
Oct 23rd
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lovelesswrists:
pie0:
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
constantflux
auto-reblog pink floyd
...
Oct 23rd
“Did you have a super duper day?!?”
— The chick at Citibank when I...
— The chick at Citibank when I...
Oct 23rd
marcusallenthecat:
thehautetopic:Tom Ford to finally put...
Oct 23rd
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Ryan Adams | Rock N Roll
...
Oct 23rd
People like me because I take negatives...
Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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lovelesswrists:
carlovely:
alkaline trio - radio
always a reblog
This song is my jamb.
Oct 23rd
”[Pinkerton] sounds like a collection of get-down...
Oct 23rd
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
He didnt bitch about server lag. Your...
Oct 23rd
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nedhepburn:
Devendra Banhart “Freely”
I’m playing guitar and being all sourpatchpuss at...
Oct 23rd
whiskeywednesday:
Damn right your dad drank it
Oct 23rd
“As I told my mom, I will never smoke pot and agree to go to...”
— Zach Galifianakis on G-Force...
— Zach Galifianakis on G-Force...
Oct 23rd
lamebot:
In Labyrinth there was a sheep dog named...
Oct 22nd
Me and Jim seem to be accidentally...
ewokonline: It’s called “One of us posts a lyric snippet somewhere on the internet, and the other...
Oct 22nd
Sometimes people don't eat when they're...
Other times people eat a LOT when there upset. I’m eating somewhere in the middle…
Oct 22nd
lamebot:stellark:wheatthin:(via jennermelons)
...
Oct 22nd
barelysarcasm,
junglejustine: You really do look like a young Robert Deniro. Thanks for agreeing Justine, but...
Oct 22nd
amycarr:
“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who...
Oct 22nd
I wish I felt nothing.
Oct 22nd
mandyjanerose:
I REMEMBER HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
(via...
Oct 22nd
HOLY SHIT - MY FRIEND HOWIE’S DOG IS FUCKING ADORBZ. ...
Oct 22nd
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synecdoche:
pavement - shady lane
considering spike jonze has made music videos for some of my...
Oct 22nd
“License and registration, please.”
...
Oct 22nd
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cameronmizell:
Lauren “First Take” Zettler is a talented, flawless vocalist.
But when she’s not,...
Oct 22nd
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amycarr:
‘The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus’ Trailer HD (via hollywoodstreams)
Holy shit! I...
Oct 22nd
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georgiaisyourfriend:
tumbledore:
Jets To Brazil - “Lemon Yellow Black”
This would be a good...
Oct 22nd
nedhepburn:
this is very disturbing news…
This is right...
Oct 22nd
whiskeywednesday:
WHISKEY OF THE WEEK
ELIJAH CRAIG (12...
Oct 22nd
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junglejustine:
David Bowie - Magic Dance
love.
One time this girl I fell in love with was a...
Oct 22nd
synecdoche: ahahahahalgkdajhjklfadf i’m done.
...
Oct 22nd
Charlotte Gainsbourg & Heath Ledger portray Sara &...
Oct 22nd
At the current level of production, one...
(via ex-genius) Oh, come on - it’s not like it matters.
Oct 22nd
themightyfoz:
AWESOME
I guess i am rocking the eric right...
Oct 22nd
The Lesbian Equivalent of "Having a...
Well, you know that girl that could eat a bowl of ice cream without a spoon? The one that could...
Oct 22nd
What do I have to do to get laid?? I’ve...
themenguide: Submitted by: letstacoboutit First off I noticed you say “very good looking girls”,...
Oct 22nd
fuckyeahtheboss:theimpossiblecool:
Springsteen.
Fuck...
Oct 22nd
H.E.R.B.y stands for Howie’s Electric Robot BuddY
...
Oct 21st
ex-genius:
Damnit, Pilot.
My Boss wrote Teen Wolf II. ...
Oct 21st
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lickystickypickyme:
REO Speedwagon - Keep on loving you
Sing it, boys.
Oct 21st
GPOYW - OH ME? I’M STILL WEARING A SCARF INSIDE...
Oct 21st
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ewokonline:dontforgetthecoffee:pgwp:newspeedwayboogie:
Big Star - The Ballad of El Goodo
Ive...
Oct 21st
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influent:
Zach Galifianakis . Two Pussies makes me laugh
One time I was hanging with Ned and we...
Oct 21st
This photograph is from “My Highschool...
Oct 21st
themightyfoz:
GPOYW- Kissing Lady Liberty Edition.
...
Oct 21st
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tesslynch:
wilco — heavy metal drummer
FUCK YEAH CASUAL HANGOUT TUESDAYS - FEATURING WILCO!
Oct 21st
PYGMY HUMANS!?!
They were the height of 3 year old children and they could fucking take down a Pygmy elephant! ...
Oct 21st
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RYAN ADAMS & THE CARDINALS | omg w/evz etc…
STEPHEN MERCHANT IN THE AUDIENCE! CHEEKY!
...
Oct 21st
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Leeroy Van Dyke | WALK ON BY
I on purpose tivoed the TIME LIFE PRESENTS: CLASSIC GOLD COUNTRY &...
Oct 21st
The Man Who Couldn't Pee Straight
There was a shorter than average man named Donnie Furthers. He frequently went #1 in front of...
Oct 21st
METH SEX!
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Oct 21st
Just waiting for tomorrow, because it’s not today like...
Oct 21st
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ewokonline:
Whiskeytown - Comfortable Only At Night.
“All I wanted was to darken your days, leave...
Oct 21st
Okay - so… Sex ed. Ready and… Okay,...
Oct 21st
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shakedown on 9th street - ryan...
Oct 21st
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whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
Elvis - Suspicious Minds
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This is in my top 10 elvis...
Oct 21st
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paperchilton:
don’t look back in anger - oasis
Just a reminder.
Oct 21st
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The Beach Boys | Wouldn’t It Be Nice (a capella)
Um… How fucking incredible are these...
Oct 21st
“Bite my shiny metal ass.”
86400:via...
Oct 21st
davidlook:
This is the best thing on the Internet today.
...
Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
Atheism as faith
spytap: ericmortensen: justinday: Might as well bring this up while Twitter is all abuzz with...
Oct 20th
Melanoma
themightyfoz: Is the Buffalo Bills of Cancer. never forget.
Oct 20th
lawful:davidkendall:danielholter:soupsoup:peterfeld:soupsoup:...
Oct 20th
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lamebot:
So now I have this in my head because someone I work with said ‘bad for good’ randomly.
...
Oct 20th
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Like a Virgin - Ryan Adams originally by Madonna (posted by...
Oct 20th
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cameronmizell:
Miles Davis - Spanish Key
(via rotecampbell)
C.O.O.L.
Oct 20th
r3d:
seriously
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Can’t argue...
Oct 20th
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THE DOORS | TOUCH ME
this is one of my favorite songs ever. if you don’t like it...
Oct 20th
If I saw myself shirtless at a pool...
I would angrily discuss with my friends how lazy I must be for not losing those 8-10 luxury pounds...
Oct 20th
A list of lyrics by Bob Dylan:
nedhepburn:“there must be some kind of way out of here,” said the joker to the thief, “theres too...
Oct 20th
cartoonpenis:
jaysonvooyrhees:
willdo:
I love stuff...
Oct 20th
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New End Original | Lukewarm
“I never want to say my best days are behind me.”
Oct 20th
Mom, me & Pops.
I was but a wee one then. Probably 4...
Oct 20th
I’m thinking this should be a t-shirt. It’s...
Oct 20th
snowflakefarmer:
themightyfoz:
I know I say This A...
Oct 20th
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themightyfoz: the Slow Burn Episode out this week is one of the ones that i wrote. WATCHING...
Oct 20th
I seem to be unable to have an orgasm...
themenguide: as questioned by the virile cocksman, machpe. The Blow Job. …once believed to be a...
Oct 20th
Autoreblog for hairless dogs that dress like they’re...
Oct 20th
laurenzettler:
sticker?
FACT! Mark it true!
Oct 20th
I like to point out to people that their baby isn’t...
Oct 20th
molls:
stephenfalk:
Hunter S. Thompson’s 2001 rant to a...
Oct 20th
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whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
Willie Nelson - always on my mind
if i were to make a song for someone with...
Oct 19th
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The Iveys | Maybe Tomorrow
Badfinger were the heir apparent to the Beatles in the early...
Oct 19th
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lamebot:
Here is a Dachshund with Narcolepsy to start your morning off right.
I have seen this...
Oct 19th
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nedhepburn:
Whitesnake “Here I Go Again On My Own”
When I was like 5 years old this was my...
Oct 19th
nedhepburn:
the Vesper Lynd cocktail, which i’d been...
Oct 19th
When I play worms (I’m playing worms) I have players...
Oct 19th
(via ex-genius)
Oct 19th
It didn’t quite look like this, but the Oakland...
Oct 19th
melancholyjen:fizzzzy:letitride:
artwork for the...
Oct 19th
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nedhepburn:
The Beatles “In My Life”
One of the top 40 songs ever written / recorded. At least...
Oct 18th
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whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
Warren Zevon- Werewolves of London
Always reblogging the WZ.
Oct 18th
“And Manning just never felt that coming down his back side.”
— Joe Buck has the GAYEST play...
— Joe Buck has the GAYEST play...
Oct 18th
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ewokonline:
So I made this.
It’s a hilarious cover of Ratt’s seminal 1984 classic, Round And...
Oct 18th
I was thinking about maids. Nothing too...
Should I go for mexican or russian?
Oct 18th
“Why the fuck is all that v8 in your fridge?”
...
Oct 18th
WELL THAT FEELS GOOD
I’ll give it a full read through tomorrow - but there’s a draft of episode 414 that I...
Oct 18th
msbojangles:Letters of Note
I love it when people cut to...
Oct 18th
themightyfoz:
One thing about this Elevator at our Sunset...
Oct 18th
“I have the greatest story about me yelling at a handicap...”
— Themightyfoz (I love my...
— Themightyfoz (I love my...
Oct 18th
I REALLY hope these scenes work! Writing on the reg.
Oct 18th
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jholla:
In the spirit of DBT Saturday - My favorite Patterson Hood song performed by Jason...
Oct 18th
This is one of my favorite Genius playlists ever. ...
Oct 18th
tim-ryan:
It’s raining sideways.
Thanks, Ollie!
Oct 18th
The referees just GAVE a touchdown drive...
Disgusting.
Oct 18th
“New rule: people from southern California have to learn how...”
— BILL MAHER, Real Time (via...
— BILL MAHER, Real Time (via...
Oct 18th
1.) I grew up watching Notre Dame on Saturdays. I have an...
Oct 17th
Okay, LA - who wants to go to the MONSTERS OF FOLK show...
Oct 17th
Okay… So… My Dad, My Mom. Me & My...
Oct 17th
This is one time that I was like 1 or 2 and was laying on my...
Oct 17th
WIN!
(via iamnotwolverine)
Oct 17th
“90% of being a dad is just showing up.”
— The Modern Family (via...
— The Modern Family (via...
Oct 17th
I missed a call at 1:12pm. I hope it wasn’t...
Oct 17th
I call bullshit on this. I want to see the receipt. Also,...
Oct 17th
socialistninja:
nickdrake:
John Lennon reads about Brian...
Oct 17th
“I’m not spiderman… but they’re okay.”
— Tim Kring (in regards to his...
— Tim Kring (in regards to his...
Oct 17th
For the win? For the win. I can’t wait until I have...
Oct 17th
vela: Tonight I get to see this asshole.
J$: Norm is one of...
Oct 17th
Dear Loser
Oct 17th
never forget.
Oct 16th
lamebot:
i’m not homophobic or anything.. but the phrases ‘gayer than coldplay’ and ‘stuntcock’...
Oct 16th
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fizzzzy:
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Oct 16th
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melancholyjen:fizzzzy:letitride:rocknrollbandits:
Ryan Adam & The Cardinals - Color Of Pain...
Oct 16th
laurenzettler:
eeeeep. sneak peak.
GOTTA LOVE IT! YOU JUST...
Oct 16th
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The Oxford Standard | Cynical Romantic
This is a song I wrote and recorded the demo for one night...
Oct 16th
kelela:
barelysarcasm:
Hey, can someone please buy my...
Oct 16th
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nathanieljames:
Charlie Kelly Favorite Food:...
Oct 16th
nedhepburn:
Look At This Fucking Paul Simon.
Reblogging...
Oct 16th
Hey, can someone please buy my MONSTERS OF FOLK tickets for...
Oct 16th
What kind of robot turns down a free...
Oct 16th
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6od:
Hurts So Good - John Mellencamp
I ain’t talkin’ no big deals I ain’t made no plans myself ...
Oct 16th
Money Porn
It’s like “hey baby, let’s make cents.”
Oct 16th
MILK STEAK.
(via rbateson) THAT’S MY FAVORITE FOOD!
Oct 16th
No offense, Mari - but I’m ONLY interested in the...
Oct 16th
thewayoftheworld:olerud:
look at how happy he is
Great...
Oct 16th
turtlespeaks:
thedailywhat:
Balloon Boy: Army of the 12...
Oct 16th
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thewayoftheworld:
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71revisited:
Ryan Adams & The Cardinals - Dance All...
Oct 16th
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lickystickypickyme:
Glenn Frey - The Heat is On
The H is O.
Oct 16th
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ronniebruce:
via
This made me laugh
OMG. J$....
Oct 16th
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nedhepburn:
The Darkness “I Believe In A Thing Called Love”
Autodarknessreblog.
Oct 16th
I have 4 tickets to the Monsters of Folk...
Anyone want to buy ‘em off me? I have a writing deadline on Monday AM and I don’t...
Oct 16th
i have to return some videotapes
(via lamebot) *I duck behind a promotional cardboard display for the new Dan Aykroyd comedy and...
Oct 15th
Listen
ewokonline:
Bruce Springsteen - For You
“I came for you, for you, I came for you. But you did not...
Oct 15th
Who? Who the fuck says that? IS THAT THE TOOTH? WHAT THE...
Oct 15th
on the phone with my friend Ben!
Oct 15th
Watch
vela:
Parker Posey in Drunks. For barelysarcasm “I love NFL football!”
fucking wife.
Oct 15th
I'm 90 years old and I have never shot a...
Facts about peoples’ life are hard to read aloud without sneezing. Stupid allergies.
Oct 15th
Oh, you wanna know why Parker Posey has a posse? Coz girl...
Oct 15th
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? I WAS TRYING TO LIKE THIS SHOW, AND...
Oct 15th
remember cats vs sharks?
lamebot: lovelesswrists: joshisinfinite: lovelesswrists: lamebot: sentimental tumblr dayz. ...
Oct 15th
Well these boots aren’t going to shine...
Oct 15th
Watch
QUEEN - Don’t Stop Me Now
200 degrees! That’s why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit!
Oct 15th
My Friend Nick & I Discuss Our Plans for...
Me: hey - what are you up to this weekend? or this week...Nick: being a loser
Me: nice
Nick: i'm going to sleep a bunch, i know that you have plans? beside the tat?
Me: um. Not much
Me: going to drink... and watch some tv and video games or something
Me: are we old and sad?
(long pause)
Nick: i am old and sad jim.
Nick: you are young, dumb, and full of cum
Me: good.
Me: good.
Me: i'm going to blog this because i find it entertaining
Nick: don't forget to mention the part about my 11 inch dick
Me: got it.
Oct 15th
I don't want to reblog this, but I really...
Oct 15th
Listen
sade:
Queen - Somebody To Love
SING IT!
Oct 15th
Say that!
amycarr:twistmywords: (via pie0)
Oct 15th
Great, first HOUSE tried to steal away all our regular fans...
Oct 14th
Watch
melissamayhem:
and i think it’s gonna be a long long time.
Auto Shatner/Rocketman/Bernie Taupin...
Oct 14th
Confession
The only reason I wish I was 17 again is so these charges would be dropped.
Oct 14th
Listen
titwillow:
Kit-Kat jingle by Andrew W.K.
I’m glad Dave went and found my last years post...
Oct 14th
I like the Carnival because it’s bright! Also because...
Oct 14th
GPOYW - I’m going to grow a beard because I have a...
Oct 14th
denyalle:youareillogical:tumblingnoodle:(via...
Oct 14th
NYMag's Vulture 'Interviews' John Mayer;...
NYM: What do you think about Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize?JM: I think it's fantastic.
NYM: Why? What's your overall opinion?
JM: Do you think I'm smart enough to be able to articulate to you why our president receiving the Nobel Peace Prize is a bit early for things? What's your overall opinion?
NYM: I think its a bit premature. Someone compared it to giving the Oscar to someone still making a film.
JM: So you don't think he should have it.
NYM: I don't think its a bad thing, but maybe someone else deserved it more.
JM: Who? If you don't know who else should have gotten it instead of Obama, I love you, you're beautiful, but shut your fucking mouth.
NYM: What do you think about health care? Would you take the public option?
JM: Have you ever heard me play guitar? I'm really fucking good. You know what I'm bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all trouble-making questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn't deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the hell out of it.
NYM: Which I'm sure he's doing.
JM: What's he going to do, send it back? It's like I'm getting a wrongful bulge in my pants and everyone's thinking I've got a nine-inch cock. I'm not going to argue with them, I'm going to let them think I have a nine-inch cock.
NYM: How about a style question?
JM: Yes, this seems to be apropos. Do you get paid for this?
NYM: I do it more for fun.
JM: You do this for fun? That's like me saying ... never mind.
NYM: What do you think about guys with seventies mustaches?
JM: I don't give a fuck about who wears their face what way. If I could grow a beard, I'd have some nutty things going on on my face.
NYM: You can't grow a beard?
JM: It's a pituitary thing. I know you're not that much of a moron.
NYM: These are questions my editor wanted me to ask. I'm trying to build my journalistic career here.
JM: You're not building a journalistic career. You're making yourself look like a moron and you're not a moron.
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Greatest interview ever.
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John Mayer is the exact condescending prick celebrity I would be if I was famous.
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J$: Say what you want about his music (it's shitty and he writes fluff and even though he's good at guitar his songwriting is frustratingly banal) but the guy is fucking rad.
Oct 14th
synecdoche: parkinson’s jokes: the fastest way to my heart
...
Oct 14th
I was at this Bob Dylan concert last evening. For me the...
Oct 14th
Watch
alanfm78:
Wear sunscreen. And listen. Everything Mr. Luhrmann says here is fuckin’ sage.
Reminds me...
Oct 14th
Old timey football is totally neat.
Oct 14th
Dear Internetz,
Ewok & I agree, and we’ve been...
Oct 14th
There Will Be Blood
I was really confused when I found out that this movie wasn’t about a girl becoming a...
Oct 14th
Listen
ewokonline:
The Replacements - Achin’ To Be
Oct 14th
A WEBSITE CALLED 'HANDJOB ADVICE' !?!
Oct 14th
In honor of it being half way through October and the fact...
Oct 14th
iammattjordan:(via explodingdog)
Oct 14th
titwillow:
Thanks Mr. Martin.
My image of a rage-fueled,...
Oct 14th
YOU GUYS - IT TURNS OUT THAT THE COWBOYS READ MY BLOG!
Oct 14th
iamfriendswithsluts:
Meet the women of “I’d Rather Fuck An...
Oct 13th
I laughed for 10 minutes at this, but then i started to...
Oct 13th
“If you don’t stop being an asshole, I’m...
Oct 13th
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joerogan:rettigulous:barelysarcasm:
Grey In L.A. | Loudon Wainwright III
I’M...
Oct 13th
Dear Mr. Jim Martin,
denyalle: You’re an awesome guy and IMMA gonna let you finish writing your #Heroes’ episode but...
Oct 13th
Watch
You guys, remember when we had that bet and you said that Donald Duck wasn’t a Nazi?
You owe...
Oct 13th
Don’t look back in anger. (I heard you say.)
Oct 13th
areyoucallingmefat:
who can resist a come hither from tracy...
Oct 13th
lickystickypickyme:
shaneblog:
Gov. Arnold...
Oct 13th
You guys, I’m Far Boy Slim!
Oct 13th
Watch
cameronmizell:
George Harrison “Here comes the Sun”
Acoustic Live Version, Bangladesh 1971
(via...
Oct 13th
Dear Dallas Cowboys -
Go sign Allen Rossum. After...
Oct 13th
Watch
I’m a cowboys fan… And this is rude… And I like it though… I - I think I...
Oct 12th
Watch
shorterexcerpts:
I may respond to co-worker requests with the penguin noise from these clips for the...
Oct 12th
I’m writing the episode of TV that I signed a contract...
Oct 12th
I'm so sick of all the excellent deals I...
Value has begun to bore me.
Oct 12th
vela:
notquitefaust:
willie nelson
Willie? If you want I...
Oct 12th
My day spa was like - so good. I mean - look at that babe...
Oct 12th