Barely Sarcasm

2009

2008

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April
March
February
January
theduty: take notes. food, eh?
Dec 2nd
Warch Watch
Major Lazer… This video was directed by Eric Wareheim. Thanks, Harmon. x0
Dec 2nd
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The Rolling Stones | Mother’s Little Helper *whatadragitisgettingold*
Dec 2nd
tfail: The Royal Tenenbaums - Daniel Danger Is that the...
Dec 2nd
We gotta stay positive.
Dec 2nd
tomoatmeal: Steven Seagull: We need to find clues BMX. ...
Dec 2nd
Melrose Place reference!
Dec 2nd
Sassy Fax of the day (coverpage): “*Sorry we...
Dec 1st
I stole this from a friend’s facebook page. KISS!
Dec 1st
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ewokonline: The Replacements - I’ll Be You Goddammit, I love Paul Westerberg I was playing a...
Dec 1st
J$: Can you believe Kevin Federline and Britney are acting...
Dec 1st
cameronmizell: When I used to work for a record label,...
Dec 1st
I’m back, I’m working hard. I’m evil.
Nov 30th
synecdoche:livmealone:shoplifter / warningdontreadthis...
Nov 30th
ewokonline:(Via bathroomwindow)
Nov 30th
Thanksgiving is important. That being said, I may be a bit...
Nov 30th
cameronmizell: laurenzettler: In the spirit of preparing...
Nov 30th
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writer-a: The Rolling Stones | Wild Horses songs!
Nov 27th
waitin’ on you, hoss.
Nov 27th
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synecdoche: cat stevens - here comes my baby I hate Islam.
Nov 27th
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lamebot: Lily Allen | Fuck You :) Sing it, sister.
Nov 27th
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T.A.T.U. | NOT GONNA GET US You can say any god damn thing you want when you listen to shit like...
Nov 27th
saykeju-munyit: (via zestrokes) WINE + BATMAN! ...
Nov 27th
My lady and her brother (the other night we went to a Dallas...
Nov 26th
cartoonpenis: Today is Thanksgiving, where we remember when the Vikings freed the Jews from the...
Nov 26th
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synecdoche: delawareareyou: amandatague piebald - long nights best piebald record, best...
Nov 25th
GPOYW - takin’ a picture of a crooked floating ladder...
Nov 25th
Kiwi Kristmas Nips & Tucks Kris Claus.
Nov 24th

If you ever saw a pancake masturbate,...

FYI!
Nov 24th
The most intellectual and family friendly portrait of the...
Nov 23rd

Some people don't say Asian

They say AZN.
Nov 23rd
“bring your bitching somewhere else, you stupid...
Nov 23rd

Pratt Institute

lovelesswrists: Not only did I get in for the Spring 2010 semester, they liked my...
Nov 21st
You be me for a while (and I’ll be you.) (via...
Nov 21st

A prank call that went awry

Me: Hey, douchebag! I want you to suck my --
Them: Excuse me?
Me: Oh, sorry, I wasn't sure if you were there or not.
Them: No, I'm here. I'm just very upset about what you were saying to me.
Me: Well, you were supposed to say hello at first and then I could have just said like "cocksucker!" and hung up.
Them: You know that I have your phone number now, right?
Me: What?
Them: You called my cell from your cell. Caller ID.
Me: PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
(click)
Nov 21st
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mybandruled: Zipper - Watch The World Melt Away from James Martin That’s true, I did send...
Nov 21st
grby: thewarindrew: Is JACKASS 3 in 3D Arriving in...
Nov 20th
FUCK - I really want to go to this tonight but I have...
Nov 20th
Thank you for the suggestions, as of now here’s what...
Nov 20th
BUSINESS! P.S. - What albums should I download today?  I...
Nov 20th
This is what women should dress like on the reg.  I think...
Nov 20th

Today is a business day.

So let’s get down to it.
Nov 20th
My girlfriend is a babe.  She did an excellent shoot for...
Nov 20th
I forgot to change my defense away from Miami in fantasy...
Nov 20th
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paperchilton: jessicaannnielsen: about-today: Jason Segel feat. Swell Season, No Special...
Nov 20th
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Fred The Baker… “For 15 years it’s been time to make the donuts… And now,...
Nov 20th
Just in case people wanted to know what the U.S. Demographic...
Nov 20th
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melancholyjen:likevannotjim: Ryan Adams - “Angelina” from 48 Hours Foz and I were just talking...
Nov 20th
(via bestiesonice) … soooooooo good.
Nov 20th
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My friend Bengt (of Action Camp fame) informed me about this video in which Paul Stanley (the...
Nov 19th
spytap: spiegelman: I just shed a tear.  A tear of...
Nov 19th
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vela:kelseymcardle:dontcookbilly:amnesiacr:bibliotheque: Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run ...
Nov 19th
This is a really funny status.
Nov 19th
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johnaugust: Haley Joel Osmont on Walker, Texas Ranger. How can something so lame be so...
Nov 19th
Baby Beatles! ...
Nov 19th

Swine Flu Vaccine Update

twothirty: It has been about 3 weeks since I got my H1N1 vaccine.  I have not suffered any ill...
Nov 19th
msbojangles: Johnny Cash Memphis, TN, ca. 1960 This is...
Nov 19th
Metal is like METAL?  But also Gin Blossoms.
Nov 19th

I don't have a stripper pole in my...

But I do have a filthy hooker mouth.
Nov 19th
lifeserial: Dearest Dave, I know you been hurt before,...
Nov 19th

Marriage is a horribly antiquated social...

(via cajunboy) The internet is getting old.  It’s settling down.  It’s time to be...
Nov 19th
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molls:wordsbycodi: Libby Mae- Waiting for Guffman I don’t why, but I love this scene sooooo...
Nov 19th
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melancholyjen: lucero - she wakes when she dreams (i’ve posted this a few times before, i think…...
Nov 19th
Good luck. (this is like the beginning of Cloverfield...
Nov 19th
gpoycesw! (gratuitous picture of your cock-eyed smile...
Nov 19th
cartoonpenis: a consistent part of my corporate...
Nov 19th
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lieslieslies: Pulp, Common People It’s a Common People kind of day. truthtruthtruth.
Nov 19th
eons:kari-shma: Red Panda (10,000+ Views) (via *Curt*) ...
Nov 19th
Cowboys Vs. Raiders @ Texas Stadium on Thanksgiving Two...
Nov 19th
mikeypizzle: Currently Watching, and I mean why not when...
Nov 19th
*thanks to Eddie for reminding me that this exists* In 1998...
Nov 19th
cartoonpenis: I’m on this kick right now I guess.
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
Thanksgiving is such a fun time of year. (trailer for Eli Roth’s THANKSGIVING) ***from...
Nov 18th
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mybandruled: Hot Gurl Pary - Signs Your Yearbook Jake Oliver’s band from college [2005] I...
Nov 18th
themightyfoz: We get weird fan art a lot here at HEROES…....
Nov 18th
tomoatmeal: A Story of Courage The creek was not like...
Nov 18th
Parental Support.
Nov 18th
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denyalle: QUEEN - DON’T STOP ME NOW I always reblog this song because it makes everyone I know...
Nov 18th
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ewokonline: Goo Goo Dolls - Name. I don’t care what the fuck any of you have to say. This is a...
Nov 18th
The Flaming Lips - Waitin’ For A Superman .mp3  Found at bee mp3 search engine
Nov 18th

Scrappy Doo is the Yoko Ono of Saturday...

(via themightyfoz) Never Forget.
Nov 18th
themightyfoz: And At the Eagles/Chargers game…GREENZO was...
Nov 18th
shutupweirdo: Double your pleasure, Double your FMU (image...
Nov 18th
I can’t say that I don’t wear my influences on...
Nov 18th
I didn’t really want to make Robert Wilson feel bad...
Nov 18th
tomoatmeal: Eric Left. Craigslist dog.
Nov 18th
fuckyeahtheboss: nickdrake: The Boss. whats your most...
Nov 18th
cartoonpenis: I want to see I really like the song...
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
Stoney Edwards | She’s My Rock This is the jamb.  The soul of Black Country and all like an...
Nov 18th
sibling support.
Nov 17th
melancholyjen: theblackmap: Time to get the hell out of...
Nov 17th

Come over for Cortizone Injections!

Nov 14th

21 & 24

forever bros.
Nov 14th
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The C.C. Experiment - Caleb is a Dream For those of you who like really cool and intricate jambs,...
Nov 14th

Man Alive!

That’s a good saying.
Nov 14th
Autotownesreblog. melancholyjen:blueskybluesky:(via...
Nov 13th

I am surrounded by nerds.

themightyfoz: My buddy Howie reminds me of this more than most in my circle. RE: the droid Phone:...
Nov 13th
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actioncamp: Action Camp Podcast 7 - “Introducing….Mr. Wally”. The band discusses big plans for...
Nov 13th
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attnwh0re83: jamesnord: Whiskeytown - Excuse Me While I Break My Own Heart Tonight “Situation...
Nov 13th
tfail: “They” - Micah Lidberg Art is haunting.
Nov 13th
“The ’90s didn’t end until September 11th.”
— Pilot (I assume she’s...
Nov 13th
The internet knows me.
Nov 13th
jennifur85:eatbird: Look at these fucking teabaggers!...
Nov 13th
Warch Watch
IRON MAIDEN | Prisoner Live at Hammersmith 1982. What are you doing with your life it you...
Nov 12th
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Iron Maiden | Children of the Damned Off of “Number of the Beast”, this song really...
Nov 12th
For breakfast I had a smoothie.  I don’t think that...
Nov 12th
mandrakejuice: Is it just me… Or fuck James Cameron. This...
Nov 12th

Pee Pee Ca Ca Moo Moo Shit.

Nov 12th
boringloser: delbertshoopman: Here’s todays ex-GF text...
Nov 12th
H&M sent me an email that indulged my affinity for...
Nov 12th

i'm ready for a beer

harmonwashere: so let’s pop that top and bend some elbows. what is it? almost 11am…...
Nov 12th
youroldarchenemycatwoman: (via olerud) THIS PICTURE...
Nov 12th
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This guy was stuck in my head all day with some sweet jambs.  Fran Tarkenton! ***he drove the...
Nov 12th
I haz bros in otha area codes!
Nov 12th
You guys, Terminator 2: Judgement Day had a lasting impact...
Nov 12th
GPOYW - busy week or bizay weak?
Nov 12th
The views and opinions of this blog are solely those of the...
Nov 11th
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The Lemonheads | The Outdoor Type <i can’t go away with you on a rock climbing...
Nov 10th
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georgiaisyourfriend: Bishop Allen is playing at the Echoplex tomorrow night.  I’m too broke to...
Nov 10th
Classic. winstonwolfe:rillawafers:missvengeance:(via...
Nov 10th
Dongbridge! My mom sent me this in an email forward.  Who...
Nov 9th
themightyfoz: Gay Straight dude photo or gayEST straight...
Nov 9th
cartoonpenis: The Eagles lost to the stinkin’ Cowgirls....
Nov 9th
Women doin’ men’s work… Tending the Fire.
Nov 9th

I don't like buttercream frosting as...

Why, what are you offering?
Nov 9th

setting the alarm for 3:59am

themightyfoz: harmonwashere: tomorrow will suck. FOZ: Setting my alarm for 1:00a to give ya a...
Nov 9th

cowboys Fans Are Bad People

themightyfoz: It is true. If you are not FROM dallas, and I am not talking about Texas or OUTSIDE...
Nov 9th
The Cowboys Logo looks a bit wrong… I mean, if you ask...
Nov 9th
My phone is dead but this is fun.
Nov 9th
lamebot: themightyfoz: (via rashh) I’d say that you...
Nov 9th
lieslieslies: (via nedhepburn) There is a really nice...
Nov 9th
Yes indeed.  The day of the moustache is upon us.  Good day...
Nov 8th
socialistninja: nickdrake: Kate Moss I’m glad...
Nov 8th
Warch Watch
molls: i think this is my favorite song. Suddenly I’m up on top of the world… should...
Nov 8th
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nathanieljames: Poker Face by Eric Cartman originally by Lady Gaga (via copycats) I don’t know...
Nov 8th

happy birthday pilot!

(via lamebot) srsly.  take it srs.
Nov 8th
Livestreaming from PA!
Nov 8th
I feel like I’m turning into Howard Moon. win? ...
Nov 6th
themightyfoz: And here is the december board…. season 4...
Nov 6th
themightyfoz: FOR J$ This is fake, but I want to see it.
Nov 6th
4pm lunch - day 2 on set… lookin’ like a...
Nov 6th
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youroldarchenemycatwoman: My Winding Wheel the birthday boy, Ryan Adams It’s true.
Nov 6th
kateanthony: Happy birthday, R. 35 years today. Here’s to...
Nov 5th

I PLAY SONGS ON REPEAT

on the reg. I’m talking Queens of the Stone Age (V times in a row) Fucking Frank Black &...
Nov 5th
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ewokonline: spinlighted: Can’t Hardly Wait - The Replacements Jesus rides beside me He never...
Nov 5th
this is why you can’t post and then delete things on...
Nov 5th
Even the production office calls me J$.  Yippee!
Nov 5th
Because I’m too busy being lewdly successful and I...
Nov 4th

IDEA: Can Someone Make a COMPLETELY cool...

One of our writers is doing a project right now and we need a Mash-up of two songs and preferably...
Nov 4th
Foz & Jim True Love Always (except for when the Eagles...
Nov 4th
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nedhepburn: Golden Earring “Radar Love” Want to get arrested for speeding?  Here’s the...
Nov 4th
My friend Harrison just won the internet for the day by...
Nov 4th

Fox news is hilarious again.

ewokonline: themightyfoz: I checked in on these idiots last night to see how they were spinning...
Nov 4th
fuckyeahtheboss: Washington DC, 11/1/09 via...
Nov 4th
Zephyr was a Racehorse for halloween.  We paraded him around...
Nov 4th
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Pete Yorn | Never My Love [written by Donald and Richard Addrisi originally made famous by The...
Nov 4th
themightyfoz: When you are a comdity (i.e. slave) nobody...
Nov 4th
(via synecdoche) You guys!  Is that George Foreman?  I have...
Nov 4th
(via junglejustine) Can you guys believe that Zooey...
Nov 4th

The guy I’m dating picked some WoW thing...

themenguide: Submitted by: rascoagogo The Answer First off I have to say, WOW! I know video...
Nov 4th
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Doug Stanhope | On Jews… (this is funny.)  The rant he goes on about his brother converting...
Nov 4th
shorterexcerpts:aewsome:Halloween costume of the year! (via...
Nov 4th
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nedhepburn: Wayne Newton “Dänke Schoen” Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (the hook!) ...
Nov 4th
“A man without a mustache is no longer a man,” a...
Nov 3rd
Reminders on the way in to work…
Nov 3rd
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: SEEING LYLE LOVETT TONIGHT WITH MY...
Nov 3rd

Dos Santos...

themightyfoz: Kristin Dos Santos is a terrible person. and ya she can hear me say it, i do not...
Nov 3rd
cartoonpenis: Jason Smith called Chase Utley a killer...
Nov 3rd
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Ryan Adams & The Cardinals - Life Is Beautiful This is a fabulous song and I can’t do...
Nov 3rd
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iamnotwolverine:chelseaalltogether:watchingtheplanets: alkaline trio fuck you aurora ...
Nov 3rd

All I want to do...

Is listen to Fleetwood Mac and eat this amazing foodstuffs and smile. 3/3.
Nov 3rd

An Excerpt from my Romance Novel

tomoatmeal: With my nude, floral-painted body pressed firmly against the wall, I could only stand...
Nov 3rd

Garnish is the winner.

Although “Accoutriments” was my favorite answer, Del.
Nov 3rd

What do you call the fruits in cocktails...

This is for that episode of HEROES I’m writing. I make sure booze gets in everything I do.
Nov 3rd
kateanthony:(via kozmicblues) There are days I REALLY think...
Nov 3rd
When you hang out with people on Hallowe’en, sometimes...
Nov 3rd
syntheticpubes: Christine Maddox by Richard Fegley for...
Nov 3rd
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melissamayhem: nowwhat: Go Ninja Go by Vanilla Ice tubular…. I’m the secret of the...
Nov 3rd
melancholyjen: mkat21: Detective Stabler and Jim...
Nov 2nd
melissamayhem: uh, what? …found in a FB halloween...
Nov 2nd

It feels like the 70's out today. The...

(via alanfm78) One of my favorite thoughts of the late morning.
Nov 2nd
Ned & I have the kind of relationship where we email...
Nov 2nd
melancholyjen:(via mkat21) Is the argument here that Paul...
Nov 2nd
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lamebot: Eric Clapton | Wonderful Tonight And it’s one of the best songs ever.
Nov 2nd
I look like John Oates.  I mean - seriously now.  Is this...
Nov 2nd

FACT:

themightyfoz: The only one I need to Impress, The only person I trust The only one that looks...
Nov 2nd
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IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS ...
Nov 2nd
Zephyr:  I think the Blue & Silver team is going to win....
Nov 1st