December 2009
I'm a fire breathing dragon.
STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I’LL FIRE YOUR VILLAGE WITH MY BREATH!
You know how Moms are girls and Dads are boys?
And you know how a boy/girl is called a hermaphrodite?
If your Mom was also your Dad could you call it a Hermomphrodad?
Ryan Adams and the Pink Heart Society
youroldarchenemycatwoman:
nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:
youroldarchenemycatwoman:
omg.
i
am
overwhelmed.
and i’m only at disc 3, track 46!!
Hey Cat, is there a link to this download somewhere?
it was a gift actually. i’m gonna email you…
But also maybe email me?
Blood
There will be it…
Bitches? (come and get some)
– Reggie & The Full Effect
hugh grant is charming
synecdoche:
i am drunk
You may be drunk, but you’re right.
watching: IRON CHEF AMERICA
verdict: Rachel Ray is a harlot.
1 tag
Y'know how they say "write what you know?"
Well that’s why I write about winning. And fucking and fighting and throwing and catching and stabbing and dodging and lusting and grinning. I am a winner and a fighter and a lover and god damn I will write about things that people want to read.
… Also jokes.
fat is the new emo
ewokonline:
(via barelysarcasm)
Then how does this explain fat emo kids?
Hybrids.
fat is the new emo
Home, Nebraska on vinyl, drunk.
ewokonline:
Suck my fuckin’ dick.
If we aren’t brothers, we’re at least kindred assholes.
An Expensive Christmas Movie
tomoatmeal:
A great Christmas story would be about a young boy who develops an inexplicable distrust of Santa Claus. On Christmas Eve, the boy laces a plate of cookies with cyanide in an effort to kill Santa, only to find his parents dead on the floor the following morning. Assuming that Santa killed his mom and dad, the boy vows to get revenge. As the years pass, the boy becomes a man and...
The last time I came out of a movie feeling that way it was the first time I saw...
– steven spielberg, after seeing avatar. looks like i’ve got a movie to see this weekend. (via areyoucallingmefat)
Star Wars?