I include 1960's first wave Ska in this...
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Mar 31st
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Hey cartoon penis. Looks like you got...
Mar 31st
Mars mission simulation - a series here? -mfb
Mar 31st
I'm seriously being hateful right now.
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Mar 31st
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Stealers Wheel — Stuck in the Middle With You
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Waiting Around to Die- Townes Van Zandt
Oh Townes.
This is one...
Mar 31st
thingsiwant:
Karen Walker Eyewear: Duper Strength in grape....
Mar 31st
dinosaursfuckingrobots:
Illustrated by David Randall...
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Autumn Sweater- Yo La Tengo
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The Misfits - She (7” single version) (via:ryandestroys:)
Misfits Monday!?
Mar 31st
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katieisgreatie:
The Zombies - This Will Be Our Year
Monday night jam. This is a perfect song.
Mar 31st
molls:srsly:pocketedward:
I may be a vampire but i’m still...
Mar 31st
I just went on a reblog attack of the...
Whatever, I’m over it now… I think.
Mar 31st
He's got dreads and was in Rage... still...
nedhepburn: Zack De la Rocha came into our restaurant and I really want to ask him when the stuff he...
Mar 31st
i can't wait to play "zack and wiki"...
carolineislove: first christmas gift! NOT A LEGO MANIAC - PUT THE FUCKING K AWAY!
Mar 31st
youjustwait:
zackgilbert:
youjustwait:
made some cookies...
Mar 31st
Michael Green: Creating 'Kings'
dangerexpress: By Zack Smith posted: 09 March 2009 01:17 pm ET Buzz up! This Sunday, the reign...
Mar 31st
GUESTBREAKER: You Talk About Pooping.
dealbreaker: Listen, I think you are really great, I really do. You are beautiful, you like good...
Mar 31st
calcium:
seal clubbing, get it!?!?!?!?!?!
Reblog for...
Mar 31st
mareena:marilynloveskate:thingsthatexciteme:
Kate...
Mar 31st
“It comes as some relief to discover that Chuck Taylor’s and...”
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— www.rebelspiritmusic.com ...
Mar 31st
tomoatmeal:
“I don’t know. He keeps calling me “cobbler.” ...
Mar 31st
How are more people not following FUNERAL...
Mar 31st
Let us be who we am, and let us kick out THE JAM !
...
Mar 31st
srsly - how’s that for an idea?
Mar 31st
walpaper:via ed209
Fuck. I’m in.
Mar 31st
I love this game.
Mar 30th
so here's an idea
lamebot: be original. fucking weird eh? but surprising how many people copy someone after they...
Mar 30th
thischarmingmandy:
Astronomy Made Fun
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Mar 30th
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Third Eye Blind - Jumper
Yeah you did beautiful day outside… you put the pop-rock on...
Mar 30th
amandalynferri:indie-rock-warriors:
Evan Dando
What a...
Mar 30th
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Barelysarcasm: I knew it wasn’t just...
Mar 30th
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a view from the bridge in Dublin, Ireland...
Mar 30th
formerly does not equally formally.
(via lamebot) Unless you’re talking about the prom - I was formerly formal for that.
Mar 30th
Anyone have...
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Mar 30th
lamebot:
Without compromising on privacy, the 4sides4home is...
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
lickystickypicky:
Somebody call the police! Childcare: doing...
Mar 30th
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I heard Jackie Chan does his own stunts… but...
Mar 30th
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Jack White (featuring Alicia Keys) - Another Way to Die
Theme Song from James Bond’s 2008...
Mar 30th
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Chris Cornell - You Know My Name
(Theme song from James Bond’s 2006 offering CASINO ROYALE)
Mar 30th
“There’s a footprint in your crotch.”
— WHAT THE FUCK, COPS IS GREAT!
— WHAT THE FUCK, COPS IS GREAT!
Mar 30th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-29)
Mar 30th
crowdsurfoffacliff:
I’m looking forward to this.
&...
Mar 30th
yellowhat:
fuckyeahteamventure:
The real-life equivalent...
Mar 30th
thischarmingmandy:
Naaaah, not really. Let’s go.
...
Mar 30th
Wow. My brother is officially funnier than I am. Fuck. ...
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
(via suckafuck)
… pretttttty faggy, suckafuck…...
Mar 30th
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My freezer
If the fridge under...
Mar 30th
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:)
So, one time there was a girl I had a...
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
Things I agree with x5...
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ricochet:
“Pretty Green is an up-front, straight talking, classic clothing range owned, founded...
Mar 30th
Currently Watching:
antikris: Fifty First Dates. I dont care, this movie is super dooper cute Faggy moment of the...
Mar 30th
havent-got-a-prayer:(via alaskaneyes)
I like skies and...
Mar 30th
A Message From Cartoon Penis Farms
cartoonpenis: (upbeat piano music) Out of respect for your dashboard/reader, We’ll* only be...
Mar 30th
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ewokonline:
The Gaslight Anthem playing The ‘59 Sound on Letterman.
Fucking glorious. I need to...
Mar 30th
maddiehope:acheron:
Sometimes you have to go outside in...
Mar 29th
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shorterexcerpts:katiepalooza:
Wow I love Mitch Hedburg.
If you understood Morse Code, a tap...
Mar 29th
funeralboners:
Some people leave flowers on the grave…
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Mar 29th
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walpaper:
The Fear Lilly Allen —-
Who’s got two thumbs and jumped on this Lily Allen Bandwagon?
...
Mar 29th
sade:
I’m not clear - and I haven’t seen...
Mar 29th
(via funeralboners)
YES! I was hoping another would happen...
Mar 29th
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currently listening
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Mar 29th
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Bonnie Tyler - I Need A Hero
Fuck yeah Saturday!
Mar 29th
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nedhepburn:
Weezer “Holiday”
lets go away for a while, to a far and distant land.
I was at the...
Mar 29th
msbojangles:kenmat:nevver:What time is it?
Put a little...
Mar 29th
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6od:
Fake Palindromes - Andrew Bird (via)
I want to be like Andrew Bird, musically.
Mar 29th
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Enjoy Your Day by Alkaline Trio
reblog for the comedy that is Dan Andriano’s...
Mar 29th
I’m going to go play volleyball. Fuck off, it’s...
Mar 28th
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Aside - The Weakerthans
via nothinbuthate
See? It’s all about a rocking...
Mar 28th
lamebot:So there’s a lamebot button….
..that’s cool..
Do...
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The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman
Mother fuckah!
Todays...
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Let’s rent a car and blast this all day, driving around town.
Girl...
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nedhepburn:
Steve Martin & Bernadette Peters “You Belong To Me” (from The Jerk) via alanfm78
...
Mar 28th
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tesslynch:
Wilco - I’m Always In Love
I like to think that being always in love has its...
Mar 28th
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This one goes out to Mollz for stealing my UTI references.
Mar 28th
Rick: But if you don’t come back to our Mansion,...
Mar 28th
It sucks, but sometimes I go to Hollywood on Friday nights....
Mar 28th
molls:
I just want everyone to know that I’m a hacky poser...
Mar 28th
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i go through one of these like errry week /...
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I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry by Johnny Cash originally by Hank...
Mar 28th
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Just watched the first episode of Kings on Hulu. ...
Mar 28th
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Seu Jorge: Life on Mars
PLAY THIS SONG AND SMOKE A CIGARETTE AND LOOK OUT THE...
Mar 28th
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i would do anything for love (but i won’t do that) - meatloaf
Eh… I guess...
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
The correct way to feel about things:
lovelesswrists: funeralboners started following this tumblelog FTfuckinW
Mar 28th
lamebot:
I love spam email.
Yo - i want my penis to look...
Mar 28th
funeralboners:
CLASSIC Funeral Boner. John Dillinger...
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Everclear - Santa Monica
Reblogged for the trip down...
Mar 28th
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Lamebot just totally put this jamb in my head - so GUESS WHAT - PATRICK SWAYZE PERFORMING...
Mar 28th
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1950’s Anti-Gay PSA… The 50’s were hilarious.
Mar 28th
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thepilgrim-chapter32:kara:bookhungry:
Lily Allen - Fuck you very much
I wish she would!...
Mar 28th
funeralboners:
CLUE: This one’s easy.
BWAHAHAHAH.
Mar 28th
thericker:
He really did.
He stole his milk shake !
Mar 28th
funeralboners:
Sometimes Funerals can be HARD work… Can you...
Mar 28th
funeralboners:
CLUE: They can’t smile (but only with their...
Mar 28th
ginandfrolic:
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the...
Mar 28th
Drunk Texts to a Girl I Met Last...
These are text messages I found in my phone from last night. Some are missing, others I only partly remember.ME: cryptic text: we will maen oeu kids lgen and leleis
ME: I just bought u a watchamacalit
ME: With your name on it literally
HER: ?
ME: A Question Mark? Srsly? Wow
HER: Your texts were a bit illegible
ME: I was purposely trying to make them cryptic!
HER: Hence the question mark
ME: Remember I said they were going to be cryptic so I scrambled the letters!
ME: OMG we are so fighting
HER: OMG we are so not.
ME: Haha so can you guess what I texted
HER: We will name our kids something and leslie
ME: Hey serious question should I make these chicken wings?
HER: Which chicken wings?
ME: Deerfield farms. I got them at Walgreens.
ME: If you want Ill wait for u ;-)
HER: If you are hungry then make em
HER: ha ha...I'm about to crash out
ME: Crash out???Grow up. Call me u r heading back (at some point in a missing text message or phone convo she told me she was at Denny's) I'll put them in. It will be so adorable but then we will sooo be bf gf
HER: You are the funniest person ive ever met
ME: :-) well then don't blow it. Call me when ur leaving I just put them ib the oven. I promse it will be platonic city. But after that no promises.
HER: :-)
ME: I can't wait to share chicken wings w u will soooo tell our kids about this someday
ME: K wings just went in. Call me when u r near.
ME: BTW Yes I am jealous of u being at dennys
HER: Y?
ME: Y? Because I haven't bee there in forever but I could totally go for a grand slam.
HER: LOL
ME: Ok I am cooking wings for u btw
ME: Srsly wings and platonic sleepover what a good night!
ME: I am so confused by aussie rules football
(she doesn't text for a while)
ME: ummmmm. Omg wow.
ME: I feel so foolish now.
ME: soulmate city. we are living in it.
I then ate my wings w/o her. The End.
Mar 28th
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The past was cool, but I...
Mar 28th
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thischarmingmandy:
Hall and Oates - Maneater
In which I blog the sountrack to today.
SOUNDTRACK...
Mar 28th
(via calcium)
No matter what she says, Mark is just going...
Mar 28th
SNPD - coz ffffuuuuuuuuuu is y
Mar 27th
grapedrinkseventy:
phantombacons:
grapedrinkseventy:
...
Mar 27th
just so you know, tumblrs
molls: Steven stands over my shoulder and does impressions of ALL OF YOU. are they mean about me?...
Mar 27th
HAPPY BDAY MIKEY@@@@@
mikeypizzle: Happy birthday davey(aka titwillow) whaaaaaaaaa!
Mar 27th
thehandshake:
thehandshake:
Speaking of Jake the Snake..
...
Mar 27th
Only in LA would someone put a package...
(via bestiesonice) You saying that you don’t want it? We gots mad-high-class homeless...
Mar 27th
This Might Sound Racist, But...
alanfm78: barelysarcasm: Seriously, WHY DO POEPLE PUT FUCKING PREFIXES OF JA, LA or LE in front...
Mar 27th
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THE STEREO - NEW TOKYO
released off of “NO TRAFFIC” (and the “New Tokyo...
Mar 27th
This Might Sound Racist, But...
Seriously, WHY DO POEPLE PUT FUCKING PREFIXES OF JA, LA or LE in front of their god damned names!...
Mar 27th
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You ever do this and then put on...
Mar 27th
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interstellaroverdrive: this is a classic.
Yes. And the family guy spoof of this is amazing as well....
Mar 27th
C’mawwwwn - I just want to go on a date…...
Mar 27th
thischarmingmandy:
DOOO DOOO DOOO DO DO DOO DO DO...
Mar 27th
I didn’t know I cared about Table Tennis until Serbian...
Mar 27th
Jules, I think you're plagiarizing...
1980: “ugh” — me
Mar 27th
(via ewokonline)
Good point… HOCKEY!
Mar 27th
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lamebot:saintnate:
2Gether The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up
Funny story: I used to work with one of...
Mar 26th
sade:
Sean Connery.
Are you saying you can see why women...
Mar 26th
Theory: if your dog runs away and...
twothirty: [Note: When I was little, we had a couple dogs and they ran away sometimes, but they...
Mar 26th
benaturalmajor:via i44.tinypic.com
“Stop it, stop it. It’s...
Mar 26th
Creating Awkward Moments in the...
thericker: Today, someone was at my desk while I was having an IM conversation. He watched me type...
Mar 26th
thericker:carlovely:
my… god… LITERALLY!
Mar 26th
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thericker:
dangerexpress:
Whoa. Imagine if people talked like this in congress??? I think heads...
Mar 26th
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thericker:
kelela:
Is that what I think it is? I think I see a peni!
Found on _twat
I have to...
Mar 26th
frangry:
Daily dose of Moss
If she was paraplegic,...
Mar 26th
synecdoche:
i might skip my classes tomorrow so i can watch...
Mar 26th
theduty:
god, im going to hell.
Kiss me, theduty. Kiss me...
Mar 26th
brentwenttohollywood:
thedailywhat:
Epitaph of the Day:...
Mar 26th
lovelesswrists:
GPOYW
more like “wtf r u...
Mar 26th
lamebot:
I’m obviously not doing what I need to.
Says who?...
Mar 26th
ogtoons:
This one’s for you, cartoonpenis.
I was gonna do...
Mar 26th
clarityunfiltered:ultrascorponic:coldroses:
In the home...
Mar 26th
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grapedrinkseventy:
The Darkness - I Believe in a Thing Called Love (via kittieromance) Touching...
Mar 26th
ladimcbeth:
Just found out the new guy in our web dept. is named Lorenzo Hightower. Best. Name....
Mar 26th
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Last.fm says that my songs are songs by the guy Jim Martin from Faithnomore… (they...
Mar 26th
a sandwich of conversation on fuckbread
(via lamebot) It’s a good sentence.
Mar 26th
RANT...
nickmcglynn: I hate when people are exact with time when you ask them, especally when they look at...
Mar 26th
cartoonpenis:
So I’m doing some celeb research for a...
Mar 26th
cartoonpenis:(via: petswhowanttokillthemselves)
Every dog...
Mar 26th
GPOYW - reading my contract for my VITAMIN WATER (low cal)...
Mar 26th
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This seems like a great...
Mar 26th
(via walpaper)
good news - your “feelers” are...
Mar 26th
theduty:
chicks, mannnnn…
you said it dude.
Mar 26th
antikris:
My friend’s daughter is cuter than your daughter
...
Mar 26th
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upsider:
Liam Lynch: United States of Whatever
He released a good album actually… pretending...
Mar 25th
ledenes:
Ladies and Gentlemen, your new 3 Stooges.
Sean...
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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mercifuldiatribe:bikerfish: kellyreeves: copycats:
Can’t Take My Eyes Off You by Muse originally...
Mar 25th
It's hard to objectively report about baby...
Mar 25th
“You know, I sure would have liked to have met up with...
Mar 25th
tomoatmeal:
I Hate my Dog Eric
Last month I had plans to...
Mar 25th
cartoonpenis:
According to cigarette commercials, people who smoke cigarettes are going to...
Mar 25th
cartoonpenis:
The Enigma that is: Geno Auriemma
Something...
Mar 25th
I can’t even pretend this isn’t the most painful...
Mar 25th
thischarmingmandy:
Wow, this just made me literally “laugh...
Mar 25th
i'm starting to realize
molls: That smart people are always going to call other people stupid and beautiful people will...
Mar 25th
Batshit leader of PETA cult wants the...
Mar 25th
Cartoonpenis just shaved his chest
cartoonpenis: barelysarcasm: And then walked around rubbing aftershave on his bare naked chest...
Mar 25th
Cartoonpenis just shaved his chest
And then walked around rubbing aftershave on his bare naked chest and stomach. … hi physique...
Mar 25th
tomoatmeal:
More from “My Unanswered Personal Ad”
“After we...
Mar 25th
RE: Ned Hepburn's post of PULP - DISCO...
*unable to reblog coz Tumblr’s cunting out* Disco 2000 is arguably my fave Pulp Jamb. In fact...
Mar 25th
“Fat girls humming in crew neck sweatshirts.”
— Steve describes college a...
— Steve describes college a...
Mar 25th
I shaved - see?! Also, look at my HEROES SEASON 3...
Mar 25th
Who wants to come ovah and shave? But srsly, I’m...
Mar 25th
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Bob Dylan “Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright”
Mar 25th
rachell:Random Weekly Post of Someone I Love: Nick Swardson
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Mar 25th
I can only watch the Yankees-Sox game on...
shorterexcerpts: Why oh why did you just decide to use the YES Network feed MLB Network? I can’t...
Mar 25th
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msbojangles:copycats:
What A Wonderful World by Joey Ramone originally by Louis Armstrong (posted...
Mar 25th
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mikeypizzle:
Susanne by Weezer
gotta bust it out in this weather… this reminds me of...
Mar 25th
iammattjordan:(via bromantic)
I hope I get laid. WINK (jk...
Mar 25th
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mikeypizzle:
Pink Triangle by Weezer
You’re telling me…
Mar 25th
In these tough times....
cartoonpenis: Four commercials in a row on ESPN just started with a variation of the line: “In...
Mar 25th
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ricochet:vinh:
She & Him - You Really Got a Hold on Me
How creepy / sexy is this? srsly.
Mar 25th
I have outlived Otis Redding
ginandfrolic: by three days as of today wish me luck! Wow… weird. Also - You’re...
Mar 25th
BRB for a sec
lamebot: = be right back for a sec. i love the internet. RC.
Mar 25th
thischarmingmandy:
Where are they?
How much?
Just...
Mar 25th
tomoatmeal:tanya77:losangelesmeetups:
Reblog away!
I’m...
Mar 25th
thischarmingmandy:
I like where this is going.
(via...
Mar 25th
ogtoons:International beard championship’s are just around...
Mar 24th
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ewokonline:
FINALLY. I finished a song.
Not too hot on the lyrics, but it’s something, right?
...
Mar 24th
loosegoose:
The best thing about Easter is Cadbury Creme...
Mar 24th
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Ricky Nelson - Lonesome Town
Fuck yeah - I’m bumping a playlist from a legit 1961 Jukebox...
Mar 24th
amandalynferri:
just sayin’
Je suis la jeune fille!
Mar 24th
Things my LAST.FM account make me think:
1.) I wish this...
Mar 24th
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marcusallenthecat:sarahchristine:agirlcalledhenrietta:jss:
The Beatles - Blackbird.
Remind me to...
Mar 24th
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As a 26 year old manchild (who has a job), I’ve never seen a full episode of THE ELLEN SHOW. I...
Mar 24th
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Pink Floyd - Country Song (The Red Queen Theme)
from Zabriskie Point
One of the unused tracks made...
Mar 24th
I liked the S/T disc, so fuck’s sake - maybe this one...
Mar 24th
6od:
I think it’s breathing…
Is that Molls? Oh, NM...
Mar 24th
Oh, Donettes? I gotchu gurl.
Mar 24th
Can someone explain to me the gravity of the situation? ...
Mar 24th
mikeypizzle:
nom nom nom nom
Well it’s NOT A...
Mar 24th
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kurisutin:
school’s out - alice cooper
Let’s get sleazy, friends.
Mar 24th
just so you guys know
molls: there’s a really big difference between me and a rotten sack of potatoes. The scent, for...
Mar 24th
tomoatmeal:
As the steady honks continued, the people in the...
Mar 24th
“I don’t want the sushi, Melvin - I want the knowledge...”
— J$ (living it up on a Monday...
— J$ (living it up on a Monday...
Mar 24th
Call me Shallow, but The World Baseball...
ALL THE SUSHI IS CLOSED SO THEY CAN WATCH BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Mar 24th
The Way Things Could Have Gone Down...
I’m A Sniper nowadays, but this is back before I killed anyone. When I was 19 I killed my...
Mar 24th
nedhepburn:
i miss you too. but we can’t be together. i’ve...
Mar 24th
realrealsoft:
This guy’s pretty cool, though.
IS THAT...
Mar 24th
nedhepburn:
(via jbd2)
ah, the Great Bro March of ‘32.
...
Mar 24th
Who wants to go to Sizzler?
Did your dad forget to pick you up from Soccer Practice? Go to Sizzler. Did your wife take the...
Mar 24th
theduty: it sure as shit isn’t…
God, someone read my inner...
Mar 24th
cartoonpenis:
Ok. So, about a week ago I was waiting at...
Mar 24th
I just dramatically squealed
Listening to the new Justin Townes Earle record “Midnight at the Movies” and like -...
Mar 24th
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If anyone has ever been with me for more than 8 hours straight - they’ve invariably seen me do...
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thisismusic:
Bishop Allen - Rain
Yo, bro - I just jammed out their new record GRRR (you want...
Mar 23rd
Dear Lamebot,
As discussed in regards to Pizza love, please...
Mar 23rd
Dear Open-Relationship-On-Facebook GF …
If...
Mar 23rd
Everyone poop's, Everyone pee's
delbertshoopman: how’s that for being on the same level? It would be great if weren’t for the...
Mar 23rd
synecdoche:
and sam rockwell!
I love when Sam says...
Mar 23rd
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whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
The Weakerthans- Left and Leaving
You’re basically just beating me to...
Mar 23rd
tomoatmeal:
News That Old People Like
A proposal is in the...
Mar 23rd
attnwh0re83:
Note to self. Self, Take off those heels. Yes...
Mar 23rd
Dmitri was a teenager living in Pripyat when the Chernobyl...
Mar 23rd
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whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
Abandoned Pools- Clone High
Good lyrics / show explanation.
Mar 23rd
(via nickmcglynn)
God of thunder - and analooOooogue
(sung...
Mar 23rd
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whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
The National- Slow Show
Dear mixed tapes that I make - this jamb may sound...
Mar 23rd
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Leave it to the internet to have a 6 minute montage / mash up of all of some guy’s fave scenes...
Mar 23rd
Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs to hit the...
Mar 23rd
WATER YOU DOING: The Sad Decline of the...
This is a possible title for my memoirs/biography.
Mar 23rd
My Mottos
No regrets! (unless you regret what you’re doing) C’mon, it can’t KILL me,...
Mar 23rd
molls:
havent-got-a-prayer:
Tonight’s beauty.
Ladies,...
Mar 23rd
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THE IMPOSSIBLES - DISINTEGRATION (IS THE BEST ALBUM EVER)
This is the video from their last show...
Mar 23rd
havent-got-a-prayer:
Everyone bleeds the same. We are all...
Mar 23rd
Weighing My Options
It’s windy out there, but you know what? I think that’s a good thing. It’s my...
Mar 23rd
nedhepburn:
gilda radner & gene wilder
Dude - Ned knows...
Mar 23rd
“Listen here you beautiful bitch because I’m about fuck...”
— Kenny Powers - Eastbound and...
— Kenny Powers - Eastbound and...
Mar 23rd
tomoatmeal:
Reviews for my New Romance Novel, “Hey, Look...
Mar 23rd
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msbojangles:bebelestrange:
tom petty - american girl ♫
Howie’s favorite part of this song...
Mar 23rd
Adam Malamut REMINDS ME OF SEANN WILLIAM...
cartoonpenis: Seann William Scott is the funny, talented, Paul Walker.
Mar 23rd
katerachael:(via dailydoseofdylan)
this is how I feel...
Mar 23rd
itswhatever:iamdrugs:
Pattie Boyd. (HBIC)
Married George...
Mar 23rd
theduty: typical.
So THAT’S what happens at the end...
Mar 23rd
theduty:more than wrong.
I just verbally groaned/came...
Mar 23rd
ogtoons:datn:
Lego Stephen Hawking
Hey Hank…...
Mar 23rd
cartoonpenis:
Japan eliminates Team USA in the World...
Mar 23rd
Barelysarcasm officially <3’s Lily Allen in...
Mar 23rd
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Coconut Records - West Coast
Just bein’ all jammy and <3’s and singalongy coz wtf...
Mar 23rd
theduty:
oh the bawls on this one… or… not bawls.
How is...
Mar 23rd
nedhepburn:
the only reason people like ordering in food is because all anyone really wants is to be...
Mar 23rd
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twosandfives:constellation:bandages:
Bandages by Hot Hot Heat
I actually dig on this band a...
Mar 23rd
Holy shit - I might be able to use Garageband ‘09...
Mar 23rd
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little-wing:
The Replacements - Skyway
oh okay - good.
Mar 22nd
I was trying to record a quick demo version of a song i just...
Mar 22nd
Dear Ambivalence,
drpoodlehands: 6od: You’ve overstayed your welcome. Please leave. Thanks, Jen I once rode in...
Mar 22nd
lickystickypicky: Dad, do not quit your dayjob.
I think you...
Mar 22nd
6od: Cities & Cemeteries - two of my favorite things.
I...
Mar 22nd
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lamebot:
My cat hates me.
and really is mentally retarded. in the best way possible.
OMFG - is...
Mar 22nd
eons:thedailywhat: Flickr Set of the Day: Vintage...
Mar 22nd
thericker: Sometimes I think it’s a good idea to give myself...
Mar 22nd
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J$ - Week of Worries
I wrote this back in late september or something. Then I recorded it…...
Mar 22nd
betterthancupcakes:
coldroses:
…this is cool…
Oh shit! ...
Mar 22nd
Someone should just call this asshole's...
Cartoonpenis: Okay room, you want to play THAT game. If you don't want to reveal the location of my phone, then I will clean you, one item at a time, until I find it. MWUHAHAHAHAH!Bedroom: (gulp)
Mar 22nd
thericker:
It ain’t white boy day, is it?
It’s not?! ...
Mar 22nd
Grapedrinkseventy
You get it, man. You get it. And guess what? I like that.
Mar 22nd
vancelohan:
nedhepburn:
My friend Alexis rode the train...
Mar 21st
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Bell Biv Devoe - POISON (1990)
My fave R&B song from back in the day… And yes -...
Mar 21st
Reading watchmen, wearin’ ensconced in some blanket,...
Mar 21st
First Superman comic sells for $317,200
Mar 21st
nedhepburn:
It’s 106 miles to chicago, we’ve got a full tank...
Mar 21st
tim-ryan:
Spike’s is hands-down the best hot dog joint...
Mar 21st
CARTOONPENISBREAKER: You Have Too Many...
dealbreaker: So you have two working eyes? I mean that’s great. I’m deep, and you’ve got depth...
Mar 21st
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saintnate:
Congratulations Smack And Katy Reggie And The Full Effect
Mar 21st
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somuchsass:
Lily Allen [ Not Fair ]
This song’s my jamb!
Mar 21st
Hi Baby-Batter Faces!
It’s CARTOONPENIS’...
Mar 21st
cartoonpenis:
I’m trading in sex for waltzing to jazz and necking.
With your birthday coming up? ...
Mar 21st
cartoonpenis:original pic via: grapedrinkseventy, cleavage
...
Mar 21st
dangerexpress:
EVERY TIME!!!!
I feel bad predicting...
Mar 21st
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thepilgrim-chapter32:herestothehalcyon:
Ryan Bingham - Snake Eyes
Mar 21st
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thischarmingmandy:
a-ha - Take On Me
Ok, ignoring the whole “omg 80s” factor for a second, or...
Mar 21st
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nedhepburn:David Bowie “Life On Mars?”
I like the way this sounds and I want it on my blog - WHY...
Mar 21st
eons:figuremeout:(via creampuff)
You forgot about LIGHT...
Mar 21st
cartoonpenis:(via ogtoons)
VERY FUNNY HANK, YOU KNOW MY...
Mar 21st
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thericker:cartoonpenis:mthrfknluis: niscera: Oh shit. This is ridiculous. I love it.
This is...
Mar 21st
For those of you who wonder why I don’t leave Santa...
Mar 21st
rachell:(via planettampon)
Well if I were stoned right now,...
Mar 21st
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saintnate:indierawk:
The Cardigans - Iron Man (Black Sabbath Cover).
this pleases me.
Mar 21st
How to talk to a hooker when you only...
John: Hey, you workin'?Hooker: I'll suck yo dick for fitty bucks.
John: how about a nice martini-style hump?
Hooker: Martini style? What the fuck is that?
John: Dry.
Then you dry hump her and cum in your pants*
*some people can't do this.
Mar 21st
YAY! New EP is already up on iTunes!
Mar 21st
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msbojangles:biancarocksout:
Danzig-Mother
Auto.Fucking.Matic.reblog
Mar 21st
thischarmingmandy:(via robotindisguise)
I think my friend...
Mar 21st
davereed: A hard boiled egg, wrapped in sausage, breaded,...
Mar 20th
(via ginandfrolic)
oh no - i’m effed.
Mar 20th
grapedrinkseventy:blackhoodie:
Anyone who likes Seagal HAS...
Mar 20th
grapedrinkseventy:philosoraptor:velvetrobots:(via...
Mar 20th
frangry:First day of Spring!! Shut Up, Weirdo (via...
Mar 20th
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
Look at that sick green to pink...
Mar 20th
allthegoodstuff:
dylan. letters. cool.
yep. she’s...
Mar 20th
cartoonpenis:
Is it okay to like someone if she is your pet, but she’s half-human? If she’s a...
Mar 20th
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sinkships:
Ryan Adams - Hotel Chelsea Nights
Mar 20th
“When my parents die… then I can die.”
— Talk about guilty...
— Talk about guilty...
Mar 20th
saintnate:
Me and J$ just conversatin’.
Everytime I think...
Mar 20th