Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical,...– Alan Moore (via affremblequotes) (via yellowhat)
so yesterday i got rick rolled over the phone....
(via lamebot) Sometimes Rick Astley is hold music. And sometimes people get rick rolled. I’m glad you didn’t get hurt.
The Difference Between Blackberries and Black... →
ewokonline: sinkships: I’m sorry, but I have to assume you’re all robots. I ain’t no robot! I am a robot.
mikeypizzle:carinaavila: Private Eye — Alkaline...
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While I was making my sandwich, shit went down. (i...
Me: Hello there black raspberry preserves, I'm going to put you on my sandwich.
BRS: That's an excellent decision, I will help make your sandwich delicious.
Me: Yes indeed, black raspberry preserves, without you my peanut buttery crunch and toasted bread would leave me parched and completely unable to swallow.
BRS: That's what I'm here for. That and FLAVOR!
(I accidentally start to put too much BRS on my sandwich)
Me: Woah, woah, woah black raspberry preserves! Not too much or you will fall out of the sides and be wasted, or maybe you'll over power the peanut butter. You're supposed to be partners.
BRS: Sorry about that, I got a little jelly-ous.
Me: Don't worry, black raspberry preserves, I love you all equally.
Me: Hey, black raspberry preserves? What's the difference between black raspberries and blackberries?
BRS: We're two different berries, I think... But you should check wikipedia.
Me: Maybe I will.
I made a crunchy peanut butter + black raspberry preserves sandwich on wholegrain wheat. It’s the single best thing that’s happened to me in real life in a disconcertingly long time. *edit* Actually, one time yesterday I got a really awesome call at work. So it hasn’t been that long.
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sinkships: I couldn’t take the heat So I got out of the kitchen But I saw your interview And thought it was bitchin’ Woooahhh Jim You guys should follow him Woah yeah… Hahaha - this is super nice! (though sorry about my kitchen being hot?) But srsly - thank you so much.
Jim Martin and Timm Keppler interviewed about... →
Want to know why it’s called barelysarcasm? Check out me being interviewed by HEROES WIKI ! Actually I really like Ryan Gibson Stewart (who runs HEROESWIKI.COM) and I would never sass him (except to make him laugh).
On set with Jerry Seinfeld. The next Curb season guest stars the whole Seinfeld...– jeff garlin (via justinhook)
ALLISON WEISS + LAUREN ZETTLER at Rockwood Music... →
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If Texas leaves the United States, do we still...
(via twothirty) a question for the age(s)…