Barely Sarcasm

2009

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EARTHQUAKE...

walpaper: In Hollywood. You heard it here first! Yeah! Wow. I’m just fucking...
May 2nd
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sinkships:(via ryanada.ms) lol. “please check the merch page… everything’s...
May 2nd

I'm gonna start a "Talk Like Matthew...

(via mikeypizzle) I’ll be a part of this. WHERE: At the beach DOING WHAT: holding a solo cup...
May 2nd
tonight i disappear.
May 2nd
mindgrapes: Gentleman’s Lunch, “Baxt Hooks It Up”...
May 2nd
ragetoons:codysherman.com This is perfect. hahaha - stupid...
May 1st
rachell:Carandasha (via holga) This reminds me of a script...
May 1st

My new favorite physical trait on a gal...

HOW’S THAT FOR A BLOG UPDATE?
May 1st
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marcusallenthecat:sundaymorning:oneafter909: The Rolling Stones / Dead Flowers This is how life...
May 1st
“Ain’t got that pig flu yet, by the way. Give it time...”
— Noel Gallagher’s blog...
May 1st
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nedhepburn: Tom & Jerry “Mice Follies” the ice skating one. this is amazing.
May 1st
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nedhepburn: Tom & Jerry “The Zoot Cat” Necessary for the moment.
May 1st
fuckyeahlilyallen:via celebritylegs.today.com hi hi hi hi...
May 1st
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molls: Who knew Thom Yorke laughs like this? I had no clue. (via sarahspy) HOLY SHIT!  LILY...
May 1st
Dear Matt Jordan, BEING RICK ROLL’D IS AWESOME! Well...
May 1st
“you’re going to make me give myself a good talking...”
— bob dylan (you’re gonna...
May 1st
theduty: bum bum bum bummmmmm sign me up.
May 1st
propervillain: So this douchebag at my job decides to...
May 1st
shorterexcerpts:tastypiesinc:roads2roam:rand0mflora:cvxn:sean...
May 1st
“Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic,...”
— Alan Moore (via...
May 1st
And I did. But srsly though folks… I would have never...
May 1st
(via calcium) For a long time this is the only part of...
May 1st
Barelysarcasm is in the IRON MAN ARMOR third from...
May 1st
molls:(via masshole) Not quite sure why people brag about...
May 1st
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So I got this idea for a movie.  It’s Matthew McConaughey and he’s dating Kate...
May 1st
mikeypizzle: Brea Grant | Crush She kinda reminds me of a...
May 1st

so yesterday i got rick rolled over the...

(via lamebot) Sometimes Rick Astley is hold music.  And sometimes people get rick rolled. ...
Apr 30th
ryanpurtill: Heyo!! See what I’m sayin’?
Apr 30th
The Difference Between Blackberries and Black...
Apr 30th
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy: Giving this a try.  It is...
Apr 30th

Tumblr men

ewokonline: sinkships: I’m sorry, but I have to assume you’re all robots. I ain’t no robot! I...
Apr 30th
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mikeypizzle:carinaavila: Private Eye — Alkaline Trio great now I have to listen to Alkaline Trio...
Apr 30th
tomoatmeal: Gom Totemeal’s Latest Novel Familiar prose from...
Apr 30th
I’ll see it in theatres… why not? samjane:(via...
Apr 30th
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caresscoffee:can-be-infinite: Johnny Cash-Ring Of Fire Always reblog the man in black.
Apr 30th

While I was making my sandwich, shit...

Me: Hello there black raspberry preserves, I'm going to put you on my sandwich.
BRS: That's an excellent decision, I will help make your sandwich delicious.
Me: Yes indeed, black raspberry preserves, without you my peanut buttery crunch and toasted bread would leave me parched and completely unable to swallow.
BRS: That's what I'm here for. That and FLAVOR!
(I accidentally start to put too much BRS on my sandwich)
Me: Woah, woah, woah black raspberry preserves! Not too much or you will fall out of the sides and be wasted, or maybe you'll over power the peanut butter. You're supposed to be partners.
BRS: Sorry about that, I got a little jelly-ous.
Me: Don't worry, black raspberry preserves, I love you all equally.
(beat)
Me: Hey, black raspberry preserves? What's the difference between black raspberries and blackberries?
BRS: We're two different berries, I think... But you should check wikipedia.
Me: Maybe I will.
Apr 30th

Brkfst

I made a crunchy peanut butter + black raspberry preserves sandwich on wholegrain wheat. It’s...
Apr 30th
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influent:omgwtfnikki: boring ice cubes! Put that in your milk!
Apr 30th
Reasons my boss shouldn’t say that I’m...
Apr 30th
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mikeypizzle: Progression Of A Band: Part 2 Cross Out The Eyes by Thursday Album: Full Collapse ...
Apr 30th
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Freak Nasty - Da Dip Put your hand up on my hip… Let’s face it, baby… You know...
Apr 30th
Why’s that asshole have computer shop spelled...
Apr 30th
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cartoonpenis:Mutronix -  Cuddle Party I told you it was my favorite. :)
Apr 30th
It’s the 1970’s. It’s before noon. ...
Apr 29th
Wha? bicknellhill:(via pie0)
Apr 29th
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otherthings: Interpol - Evil. One of my favorite videos from the past few years. That’s...
Apr 29th
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fuckyeahtheboss:rosalita (come on out tonight) It was how he ended the show on 4/15 @ the LA SPORTS...
Apr 29th
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lamebot:Fiona Apple <3 Barelysarcasm: God damn it - that’s the crazy kind of sexy. ...
Apr 29th
cartoonpenis: Just started pre-production on the first...
Apr 29th
(via caresscoffee) I’ll grow this for 2 weeks. A...
Apr 29th
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nedhepburn: John Lennon “Love” Ned & I are gay.  (don’t tell Ned)
Apr 29th
I want to kiss the blogger who HATES the webisodes I wrote...
Apr 29th
You’ll never believe it you guys… I have worms.
Apr 29th
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ewokonline:stereoplaysjunk: Ryan Adams, Walls. Excellent song, excellent album.
Apr 29th

Song

sinkships: I couldn’t take the heat So I got out of the kitchen But I saw your interview And...
Apr 29th
tomoatmeal:fuckyeahtomoatmeal: So meta I look handsome. ...
Apr 29th
Jim Martin and Timm Keppler interviewed about...
Apr 29th
melancholyjen: dear barelysarcasm, this for being my...
Apr 29th
“On set with Jerry Seinfeld. The next Curb season guest stars...”
— jeff garlin (via justinhook)
Apr 29th
ALLISON WEISS + LAUREN ZETTLER at Rockwood...
Apr 29th

If Texas leaves the United States, do we...

(via twothirty) a question for the age(s)…
Apr 28th
lamebot: Smartfood! :) <3 you. :) Yeah, I’d...
Apr 28th
(via calcium) It’s pretty autistic to print that out...
Apr 28th
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thewayoftheworld:ultrascorponic:nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:vela:deadlydeath: Townes Van...
Apr 28th
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walpaper: jakelodwick says, “Have you ever seen the original pre-South Park short, “The Spirit of...
Apr 28th
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GO WEST - King of Wishful Thinking This is a throw back to the last time I posted this… Which...
Apr 28th
Today is killing me.  I just can’t be bothered to do...
Apr 28th
ewokonline:vela:ewokonline: The halls of my school are...
Apr 28th
fuckyeahlilyallen:via epidemikcoalition.com I really got my...
Apr 28th
mandyjanerose: A Tiny Hominid with No Place on the Family...
Apr 28th

You'll never guess what I just bought 1...

The Wallflowers @ House of Blues - Anaheim All Ages Tuesday* 06/16/09* at 8:00 PM* House...
Apr 28th
Well, it’s official… They melted Lucinda...
Apr 28th
Fast dash screen capture of the bug on NBC.COM / HEROES for...
Apr 28th
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Never Had Nobody Like You - M. Ward (featuring Zooey Deschanel) I like this song in that kinda way...
Apr 27th
I think this is what I look like with my new...
Apr 27th
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lamebot: I’m a huge fan of good fight scenes. <3 This is the most bad-ass-asian-hipster fight...
Apr 27th
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thewayoftheworld:alexrambles: The Rolling Stones - Sway From Sticky Fingers Almost forgot how...
Apr 27th
andreea:Dark Lord Painting by Jonathan Bergeron | I Want...
Apr 27th
I Feel A Change Comin' On
Apr 27th
shorterexcerpts: It was a tad hot for underwear on...
Apr 27th
This is how I feel after last weekend (my friend Foz got...
Apr 27th
allthegoodstuff: nose=pierced.  on a whim.  my piercer’s...
Apr 27th
“Uh - this is car 32… we have apprehended the...
Apr 27th

New Facebook Status

I did the worm at Foz’s wedding and now my left knee hurts because I slammed it on the...
Apr 27th
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tesslynch: Billy Bragg & Wilco — California Stars You can only be sick of this song for so...
Apr 27th
allthegoodstuff: allisonweiss: REBLOG AND SUPPORT! ...
Apr 27th
I am eating a wholefoods sandwich… Well - For the next...
Apr 27th
Fuck Yeah Shannyn Sossamon
Apr 27th
1980:barelysarcasm. I’m a creep.
Apr 23rd
My brother and I were having a serious conversation about...
Apr 22nd
(via albinozombie) When I’m at work and I am too lazy...
Apr 22nd
Yeah, I think SOMEONE needs to cut their lawn though, so...
Apr 22nd
carlovely: you wish you had a totally travis shirt. Haha -...
Apr 22nd
tomoatmeal: GPOYW: Message Board Spy Edition WHO THE FUCK...
Apr 22nd
dinosaursfuckingrobots:Illustrated by Howard Quinlan ...
Apr 22nd
GPOYW - who knows what shadows lurk in the hearts of...
Apr 22nd
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Devendra Banhart - LOVER Did I post this last week?  I can’t remember. I’m just so down...
Apr 22nd
I had a hot hand in Vegas yesterday (not really). I went to...
Apr 22nd
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ewokonline: Paul Westerberg - Dyslexic Heart If the na-na’s don’t brighten your morning, you...
Apr 22nd
Hey baby, we need to talk. Oh, no - it’s not too bad....
Apr 22nd
“clitter, is amazing, like a well written orgasm. get to know...”
— Oprah (via albinozombie)
Apr 21st
Laura Bush killed a guy! It’s not just a family guy...
Apr 21st
Pandas are sexy.
Apr 21st
Okay - HEROES: NOWHERE MAN (CLICK THE PICTURE FOR...
Apr 21st
Yo, this is what CARTOONPENIS’s and my apartment looks...
Apr 21st
Hey, even though it’s super hot in LA (yes, it is)...
Apr 21st
You’d better believe that HOT LEG is going on the road...
Apr 21st
lamebot:(via playgrnd) WHAT? I’M TRYING TO WORK,...
Apr 21st
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HEROES: NOWHERE MAN - Premiering Online tonight on Http://www.nbc.com/heroes Okay folks. This is a...
Apr 21st
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Whenever a girl tells me she rides the bus, I think of this song. I also think about auto-tracking...
Apr 20th
Yo Gurl, I heard you didn’t know that today is ...
Apr 20th
Crank 2 may or may not be the most fun I’ve had in a...
Apr 20th

It's been brought to my attention...

That my blog is hilariously awesome.  Thanks for pointing that out, Carresscoffee. Hah.  But srsly.
Apr 20th
(via idiotwind) Take it to the limit (1 more time)
Apr 20th
nedhepburn:a unicorn with a unibrow riding a unicycle ...
Apr 20th
theduty:…juuuuuuuuuuuuuust right. Don’t kid yourself,...
Apr 20th
When I was younger, Jean Claude Van Damme was my martial...
Apr 20th
blegah? What’s that over there?  Oh… darkness? ...
Apr 19th
yeah, what else?
Apr 19th
What do you do when it’s saturday and it’s...
Apr 19th
Goin’ down the shore, gonna have some fun for sure,...
Apr 19th
theduty:(via ottermadness) …life wins again. It’s...
Apr 19th

If you're a frequent reader of BARELY...

Then it’s like seeing a Rated R movie without having to show ID… Or having someone buy...
Apr 19th
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86400:tesslynch: Joe Strummer — Johnny Appleseed Yes, I admit it.  John From Cincinnati was...
Apr 19th
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MIDTOWN - Just Rock and Roll Proof that pop punk isn’t always a bad thing.  Sometimes you get...
Apr 18th
my frat, I ETA PI
Apr 18th
I want to go home. I want to go home. I want to go home. I...
Apr 18th
(via thewayoftheworld) If I didn’t reblog this, my...
Apr 18th

I find this strange

thewayoftheworld: I posted a quote a long time ago: “Religion is to spirituality what porn is to...
Apr 18th
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ginandfrolic: GOOD NEWS!!! CIGARETTE JUICE!!!
Apr 18th
Helping Ellen Greene get her Emmy submission stuff because...
Apr 18th
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The Felice Brothers - Frankie’s Gun There’s a sense of easy going “well, I guess...
Apr 18th

Two Baseball Players on the Bus

cartoonpenis: A team bus carrying an MLB team drives to the next game.  One of the players, Jimmy,...
Apr 17th
tomoatmeal: Eric’s Final Lifeline
Apr 17th
Well, my day’s better.  Thanks, Shaq. Seriously just...
Apr 17th
Barelysarcasm: Bullshit.  There’s NO WAY that bike...
Apr 17th
I mean - not to be rude here Mandy because sure, I’ll...
Apr 17th
Barelysarcasm thinks that this looks like a tumblr meetup...
Apr 17th
Over 1500 Farmers Commit Mass Suicide in...
Apr 17th
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piratekitten:realrealsoft: ANDREW WK - SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
Apr 17th
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Gene Pitney - Town Without Pity This is one of the coolest pre-british invasion jambz.  It’s...
Apr 17th
alanfm78: So, over a year after the end of the Writer’s...
Apr 17th
Hey?  Can y’all go to HERE! and look under the...
Apr 17th

-.-

piratekitten: my gmail is down. this is some bullshit. Yeah, well - do yourself a favor and try and...
Apr 17th
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Wow, haven’t seen this in years… I think it’s a clip from the gripping docu-drama...
Apr 16th
tomoatmeal: From my new show, “Ghost Hunter! (I hope)” Tom...
Apr 16th
I’m sick.  I’m dosing up with Dayquil…...
Apr 16th

cats

albinozombie: i realize now how awesome little cats are. whether they are huge or little like...
Apr 16th

Inside of Fire Ants

Has got to be a burning desire. The likes of which has almost never been rivaled by any other...
Apr 16th
Yo kitt-mo.  I’m totally allergic to you and...
Apr 16th

I think I'm going to have some sweet...

Stay tuned, nudists.
Apr 16th
“You’re telling me that you wouldn’t open hand...”
Apr 16th
“You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you...”
— Hulk Hogan with regards to his...
Apr 16th
What the fuck is that?  Why’s that cooler than an Emmy...
Apr 16th
tomoatmeal: See you in hell Eric! Just trying to help my...
Apr 15th
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ACTION CAMP - Live @ The New Hazlett theatre. April 10th, 2009. Recorded on 3 cameras and Pro Tools...
Apr 15th
My enthusiasm for today is equal to zero. I’m a little...
Apr 15th
Tegan & Sara - Dancing in the Dark
Apr 15th
Light interior cleaning means… Douche your car?...
Apr 15th
HEY GUYS!  WANT A FREE EP AND DO YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO THE...
Apr 15th

Regarding A Baseball Player on The...

Jim: Oh, you know that guy's a dick. Look at him.
Adam: Ohhh, yeah. Jesus... I do like his body though.
Apr 15th
I can’t handle how Ridiculous this is, so I had to...
Apr 15th
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JUD JUD - xfast songx CB got me into this band - who are actually just two guys saying sounds in...
Apr 15th
frangry:Daily dose of Moss Yo Kate - you didn’t tell...
Apr 15th
(via msbojangles) Album cover please.
Apr 15th
lovegeneration:(via omg-nowai) I’m sorry - but...
Apr 15th
Because whiskey was posting nostalgia-fied picturemaphones,...
Apr 15th
theduty: look. i’m sorry. had to. … shame...
Apr 15th
tomoatmeal: Action Script! SONY EXECUTIVE DAVE ANDERS...
Apr 15th
loosegoose: This little kid sitting in front of me on the...
Apr 14th
tomoatmeal: A Page from my latest script, “The George...
Apr 14th
Webbigail “Webby” Vanderquack A much cuter...
Apr 14th

Update!

What the fuck is a webby award?
Apr 14th
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO WAS NOMINATED FOR 2...
Apr 14th
otherthings:(via plainoljane)
Apr 14th

My room smells like a dorm.

whiskeyandgoatsmilk: dorm room smells like B.O dirty fish bowl sparks stale whiskey and...
Apr 14th
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I highly suggest everyone that like drinking bourbon and likes the idea of waking up and being all,...
Apr 14th

this baby on heroes is so stinking cute.

1980: little matt parker. *there are 3 of ‘em… triplets.
Apr 14th

I am lonely.

(via ewokonline) but I guess that’s where I’m from… If I was from Canada…...
Apr 14th
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mikeypizzle: Stupid Kid by Alkaline Trio Barelysarcasm:  I like this band, and I like this record...
Apr 14th
SEINFELD - THE PORN!  (a show about nothing becomes a movie...
Apr 14th
So now, when I post that picture of the flipper kid playing...
Apr 13th

Today is going to be a thing...

Writers’ first day back in the room on the show means everyone needs Jim to do things first...
Apr 13th
“It’s like someone picked up the united states by the...”
— Robert Downey Jr. (as written...
Apr 13th
“Can’t fight through a long hard day, without a cool,...”
— workin’ on a song /...
Apr 13th
Takin’ myself on a date tonight. I’m thinking...
Apr 13th
allisonjenna:Haha! Yes!I want this when I have a child but I...
Apr 13th
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tesslynch:lemoniceforever: Frank Zappa as Michael Nesmith interviewing Michael Nesmith as Frank...
Apr 13th

The REAL Perfect Game

cartoonpenis: Yesterday I went to the Red Sox @ Angels game.  As a Phillies fan, I was really only...
Apr 12th
jholla: “So, in the spirit of accepting the fact...
Apr 12th
lamebot:We went to eat at a place last night who called...
Apr 12th
Look. I know this is going to be on facedbook. I know this...
Apr 12th
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if you want to strike me down in anger here i stand i’m your man
Apr 12th
nickmcglynn: Thanks for the comment barelysarcasm OMFG -...
Apr 12th
My good friend Nick is a real sumbitch when the red sox are...
Apr 12th
socialistninja: I cant express in words how much I love...
Apr 12th
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THE GASLIGHT ANTHEM - The Backseat I like it! It’s dynamic, and it really shows some day...
Apr 12th

RED SOX VICTORY and NAPS = What's...

Might get Thai food for dinner… Probably going to a local pub for drinks this evening…...
Apr 12th
I’m going to watch the Boston Red Sox (the coolest...
Apr 11th
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Leonard Cohen - Chelsea Hotel #2 (this is from a canadian movie that is like 24 minutes long and...
Apr 11th
cartoonpenis: I haven’t posted in a while.  It’s because I haven’t had any good ideas.  But, the...
Apr 11th

Wow

Leonard Cohen played for 3 hours (not including the 20 minute intermission)… It was the best...
Apr 11th
Leonard Cohen - NOKIA THEATER - LA (tonight)
Apr 11th
youroldarchenemycatwoman: To Russia With Love (currently...
Apr 11th
My friend Whitney took this picture in 2007 I think… ...
Apr 11th
otherthings:Hahahaha.(via sooshi) Trey Parker gets...
Apr 11th
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can-be-infinite:lipserviceradio:lovehopehate:cheezybeezyaintsneezyfosheezy: “Not Fair” by Lily...
Apr 10th
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“you do it to yourself, you do.” (that’s why it really hurts)
Apr 10th
BWA NA NA NA… BWA NA NA NA NA NA NA.. BWAP BWA...
Apr 10th
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theduty:blurredvision:Fake Empire, The National ~ Stay out super late tonight Picking apples,...
Apr 10th
Hey, Babies… The Story of Hollywood? I got this...
Apr 10th
yellowhat:fuckyeahteamventure:carlovely: number 24 Man,...
Apr 10th
nedhepburn:wall of skullllllllz at the La Brea Tar Pits....
Apr 10th
The thermal camera setting and diet mountain dew are so much...
Apr 10th

I Like The Idea of Good Friday

In the sense that, you get the day off from work and school. I don’t like it in the sense...
Apr 9th
This is a myth, because cunthairs are invisible, at least on...
Apr 9th
GPOYW - this is what I look like when I’m...
Apr 9th
Barelysarcasm: OMFG - Kate Moss!  What will I ever do with...
Apr 9th
cartoonpenis:(via ogtoons) Exactly.  Just because it’s...
Apr 8th
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THE WIZARD (1989) So, let’s just stop with the nostalgia for a minute and think about the...
Apr 8th
How to properly apologize to a fan who purchased your debut...
Apr 8th
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Big Pun was always like “I’m not a player, I just crush a lot.” I don’t...
Apr 8th
Barelysarcasm:  I DON’T THINK MY TAMPON IS WORKING! ...
Apr 8th
thischarmingmandy: Don’t, mom. **********************i...
Apr 8th
Okay.  So unless nature gets in the way and ruins the first...
Apr 7th
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Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty and his jamb about tight fitting jeans.
Apr 7th

Quick... Sit on my face.

BLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA (that’s how it goes down in pornos, right?)
Apr 7th
Holy shit… I won 100 bucks on the March Madness...
Apr 7th
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whiskeyandgoatsmilk: bob dylan- moonshiner and if whiskey doesn’t kill me  then i dont know what...
Apr 7th
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Part 1 of Georges Melies’ classic film “A Trip to the Moon” (Une Voyage dans la Lune) *1902*
Apr 7th
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Part 2 of Georges Melies’ classic film “A Trip to the Moon” (Une Voyage dans la...
Apr 7th
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The weather in LA is 80 degrees and gorgeous.  I’ve been sitting in my office all day and this...
Apr 7th
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amandalynferri:killbrand:pauliophonic:hibernatingbear: sometimes the demo can be SO much...
Apr 7th
(via funeralboners) There he is… There’s my...
Apr 7th

I don't fucking care

anymore. (it’s gonna be alright) *reelbigfishstyle*
Apr 6th
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The Get Up Kids - Campfire Kansas Because this is what’s stuck in my head as I work my lil...
Apr 6th
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allthegoodstuff: TODAY IS RAINY, and I want to go back to this coffee shop and sit forever,...
Apr 6th
Currently obsessing about an active LA area serial...
Apr 6th
“How are there so many people in this movie? He’s in...”
— Paraphrasing Adam watching the...
Apr 6th
(via funeralboners) FUNERALED!
Apr 6th

I shouldn't write work emails at 11:23pm...

After will probably be great!  Cheers!  (Have fun traveling!) <3 Jim ***not only is that not...
Apr 6th

Allison Weiss & Lauren Zettler May 27 @...

allthegoodstuff: allisonweiss: Confirmed. Mark those calendars. INDEED.
Apr 6th
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to put an egg (brown, white or tin foiled) on a grill...
Apr 6th
I’ve decided that all my posts will be interesting and...
Apr 6th
(via fuckyeahtheboss)
Apr 6th
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grapedrinkseventy:bringtheruckuss: Tool - sober There’s a shadow just behind me, ...
Apr 6th
theduty: Urban Dictionary. ALWAYS the most accurate.
Apr 6th
Bryan: all everyone is trying to do is get laid
Bryan: everyone in the world
Apr 5th

Cutest Seizure

cartoonpenis: I’m watching a baby have a seizure on an old episode of Cops. This could be the first...
Apr 5th
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ricochet:hipstertracks: The Weakerthans - Left and Leaving taking you back to 05 This album came...
Apr 5th
lamebot: My lamebot button came! :) i still am quitting...
Apr 5th

See Ya L8r, sk8ers

I think I quit.
Apr 4th
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For Gin & Frolic.
Apr 4th

bad transcription of a josh rant.

piratekitten: all pop punk bands should be embarassed. what are they, 30? they’re still singing...
Apr 3rd
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thepilgrim-chapter32:kayfabe: Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around (via danhacker) I wouldn’t...
Apr 3rd
thewayoftheworld:Matthew McConaughy wants to go for a drive...
Apr 3rd
bonerparty: wow, Shanna Moakler (famous for being the wife...
Apr 3rd

Something I've learned in my 24 years.

chrisreinhard: If things keep going wrong for you, it’s probably your fault. you said it, dude.
Apr 3rd
nedhepburn: “OH. well im at the corner of Sadness and...
Apr 3rd
justinhook: This shit is delicious, yo. It’s...
Apr 3rd
calcium: “unnecessary dairy overlap” Lefthandedtoons.com!?!...
Apr 3rd
So, to everyone out there who I see tonight, I want you to...
Apr 3rd
Levi Johnston: "Pretty Sure" Sarah Palin Knew...
Apr 3rd
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Like it or hate it, learn to love it… coz it’s the best thing going today. WOOOOH.
Apr 3rd
tim-ryan: “Oh, was she a great big fat person?”
Apr 3rd
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lamebot: Me playing the violin old school choir behind me. fuck yeah awesomeness.
Apr 3rd
“Did you know that James Jeffrey Martin, rearranged, becomes...”
— My Ex randomly surprises me...
Apr 3rd
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I like how the Andersons and Tully blanchard (or later Lex Luger and then Even Sting) were...
Apr 3rd
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thischarmingmandy: “Orgies are not too much fun if nobody wants to do it with you.” - Steve Brule...
Apr 3rd
lovelesswrists: yo guuuurll.. i got this wine right here.....
Apr 3rd
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Mella Yella - COZ WHY THE FUCK WOULDN’T YOU WANT THE STARS OF NWA (national wrestling...
Apr 3rd
nedhepburn: maybe its the fact that gene wilder is staring...
Apr 3rd
(via garfieldminusgarfield) Ham FTW.
Apr 3rd
attnwh0re83: These Lions are in Formal Wear. Your...
Apr 3rd

Really? I really just lost a follower?

I managed two posts this morning and I lost someone?  Fuck - seriously? I’m not trying to be...
Apr 3rd
OH MY GOD… you caught me wearing my sunglasses…...
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herestothehalcyon:trappedintime: The Gaslight Anthem - “Miles Davis & The Cool” Great way...
Apr 3rd
frangry: Daily dose of Moss how’s she even defy...
Apr 3rd
I was getting really nervous about my teeth shifting because...
Apr 3rd

i haven't stopped sneezing in a week

(via keithcarsonisronaldstanton) I don’t really “like” that, I just hit the like...
Apr 3rd
I want to move to this apt. in Manhattan.
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lamebot: The Wallflowers — One Headlight READING MY MIND I WAS TOTALLY JUST LISTENING TO THIS...
Apr 3rd

The really annoying thing about the...

I have a free ticket for someone - I won tickets and I can’t find ONE person willing to go...
Apr 3rd
lamebot: My desktop, i’m still working on it. mmmmmmmm Hey...
Apr 3rd

Again, I need someone to go to the show...

8:30 or 8:45 -Thursday 04.02.09: Aquarium Drunkard presents JASON ISBELL AND THE 400 UNIT / JUSTIN...
Apr 3rd
melissamayhem - dunno - maybe 8:30 er 9?
Apr 3rd

tonight

melissamayhem: -i just got the call from my friend B. (she and i were partners in crime all thru...
Apr 3rd

Damn...not the answer I was looking...

inthesaddle: barelysarcasm answered your question: I just got home and I’m tired and...
Apr 3rd

Does anyone want to go see Justin Townes...

My roommate is bailing on me… I think… Either way - the doors are @ 8:30, and it’s...
Apr 3rd
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tim-ryan:jennabee: The Killers - Four Winds (Bright Eyes Cover). COOL!
Apr 3rd

Playing in Minneapolis tonight...

ewokonline: wish me luck, Tumblr. May the soul of Paul be with me. Kill it, dude.
Apr 3rd
(via ewokonline) Rough.
Apr 3rd
theduty: lets be honest… they could have worked a little...
Apr 3rd
somuchsass:snuh:juliasegal: johnny depp, vincent gallo, and...
Apr 3rd
almostfamousbutstillawesome: barelysarcasm: ...
Apr 3rd

i don't understand time travel.

(via synecdoche) this is probably one of the most relevant and existential sentences of the post...
Apr 3rd
Abby Rekas provided me a reminder that “no one likes a...
Apr 3rd
If Joe Rogan live tweets this tornado, I'm...
Apr 3rd
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Justin Townes Earle - Yuma Well he woke up that morning and he called into work, put on his...
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ewokonline:jmarie3: Bastards of Young, The Replacements Ones who love us least, are the ones we’ll...
Apr 3rd