“Hope? Oh yes, there is hope - infinite hope. But not for us.”
— Franz Kafka (via...
— Franz Kafka (via...
Jun 1st
LIVE IN THE LIVING ROOM EP [sorry it sucks!]
I wrote /...
Jun 1st
sleepysayr:
That’s quite the drop below me
Just...
Jun 1st
watching Hockey - and I just remembered… PLAYOFF...
Jun 1st
Gillian Welch - Black Star (Radiohead...
ewokonline: iwontwait: Noooooooooooooooooooo!! My (digital) copy seems to be forever lost. I...
Jun 1st
Cover art! (brother david’s triple abbey style ale)
Jun 1st
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snowflakefarmer: Smashmouth - All-star
I’m serious - I love this song. FUCK everything. haha....
Jun 1st
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(via ewokonline)
In response to Ewok’s sunday update:
Revenge is the fucking jamb. Also - I...
Jun 1st
molls:
One time this dude I was dating for kind of a long...
Jun 1st
Q.) Jim - Why are you recording live...
Why are you using a pinhole mic on your laptop? Why are all the songs half-improvised and half...
Jun 1st
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titwillow:refusesto:oldschoolnick:
“Killer Tofu” by The Beets
<3
Ooooh-Eeeee-ooooh!
Jun 1st
I’ve never seen the feature film: “I AM TRYING...
May 31st
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melancholyjen:
here you go, jim. and whomever else wants to see a different verison of it that i...
May 31st
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Justin Townes Earle - Someday I’ll Be Forgiven for This
“I wrote this song in uh…...
May 31st
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1980:
Cars-Gary Newman.
and if you can’t figure out why I posted this song then… jog on.
He was...
May 31st
God Can't Save You Timmy, He's At the...
cartoonpenis: There is a major problem with religion in sports. It’s nothing new, but exemplified...
May 31st
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whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
“Baseball Theme” by the Vince Guaraldi Trio from A Boy Named Charlie Brown...
May 31st
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I don’t know what you had for breakfast today, but guess what?
I AM EATING MINI SIRLOIN...
May 31st
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In Memoriam … Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah *
(as requested by ljr331 )
*originally by Leonard...
May 31st
Weird thought...
“I wonder if I’ll ever have another ex-girlfriend.”
May 31st
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Me - it may sound lame
Yesterday my friend Jason and i were talking about how lame it is to write...
May 31st
YOU MEAN THAT JIM GOT ALL HIS SHIT DONE PRIOR TO...
May 31st
(via nedhepburn)
Are you referring to this: GREG ZOOBRO -...
May 31st
OMFG - FINE I’LL SHOWER ALREADY…
It’s...
May 31st
This is what I feel like I really want. I want a girl who...
May 31st
To Do List
1.) Watch THE JERK. 2.) Work out - exercise style. 3.) Eat Indian foodstuffs!* 4.) Shower!* 5.) Walk...
May 31st
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ewokonline:
The Replacements - Answering Machine
(Thanks for saying how I feel, Paulie.)
...
May 31st
the best part about being sick is losing...
(via lamebot) Don’t lose too much weight and get super anorexic thing because let’s...
May 31st
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ewokonline:71revisited:
Ryan Adams: Harder Now That It’s Over
You’re tellin’ me.
Today’s...
May 31st
crowdsurfoffacliff:want
I can’t believe Betty White...
May 31st
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
so i went on a lunch break and saw a...
May 31st
Awake at 6am because I forgot that I...
To buy my little brother tickets to the Blink-182 / Weezer / Taking Back Sunday rock and roll show...
May 30th
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Wilco - The Thanks I Get
I was singing this song all day, and then I was talking to my friend about...
May 30th
There are a million reasons that JOKERS is awesome. Here...
May 30th
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nedhepburn:
Ryan Adams “So Alive”
this song is what U2 would sound like if they didnt have a gay...
May 30th
I went to see “sensual fire dancing” tonight. ...
May 30th
I used to be better than I am.
I didn’t used to know about you.
May 30th
Uh…. Fuck - I forgot to make this a question. ...
May 30th
I want / need a good song for an opening...
You know that generic “guy gets up to go to work” start to every fucking movie ever -...
May 30th
This is a feature film I watched last night for the first...
May 30th
If I were a substitute teacher, I’d drink diet soda...
May 30th
I LIKE BOB DYLAN AND I LIKE WORDS AND I LIKE...
May 29th
Hey Sweet Potato Fries… SINCE WHEN HAVE I STARTED...
May 29th
themightyfoz:
Happy month anniversary honey! >:(
Holy...
May 29th
holy shit - i just accidentally posted the wrong...
May 29th
Sometimes my job lets me be interviewed by people who say...
May 29th
mercifuldiatribe:(via beautifuldefinition)
Interest =...
May 29th
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wheniwascruel:
god i need a nick andopolis in my life.
I’ve never… I mean —...
May 29th
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cartoonpenis:
Bary the Salesman.
I’m 100% convinced that my roommate/homie Adam is going to...
May 29th
TOP 5 LEAST MEMORABLE JACKSON SIBLINGS
nedhepburn: The Jackson’s are an American dynasty thanks to brother Michael’s gigantic success as a...
May 29th
“What do you get if Jeff Zucker marries Courtney Cox? A...”
— Jimmy Fallon @ the NBC Comedy...
— Jimmy Fallon @ the NBC Comedy...
May 29th
Getting Dared
Lauren: I dare you to be really drunk.Jim: Okay.
Lauren: Wait, that's not it!
Jim: Oh okay, coz I was going to say that would be like telling the sun not to shine.
Lauren: No, I dare you to be drunk and walk up to a girl at a bar and say this, 'I want you inside me.'
Jim: Like in Wet Hot American summer?
(we laugh, folks... we laugh)
May 29th
HANOVER!
(the name of some dude who is always having a...
May 28th
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“hopefully those windmills will keep them cool.”
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD...
May 28th
Um, hey retards, I was just kidding...
frangry: Jesus, you people have no sense of humor. Hey, funny - I was kidding back. Futurama...
May 28th
I’m being a total Morbo today.
May 28th
tparty:(via inpitchdark)
Well that’s why all his...
May 28th
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Yip Yip aliens find a radio… WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TODAY? THESE SWEET MAMMAJAMMAS FOUND A...
May 28th
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lamebot:
amyyy:
Beatles - Twist and Shout
Mostly because this has been in my head since I heard...
May 28th
theduty:
choose wisely…
Yeah, that’s a bit morbid...
May 28th
theduty:
hey buddy… hottie… brother... mirror :(
...
May 28th
Dave Henderson's Coaching Instructions...
Dan Henderson: Jab.Dan Henderson: Jab.
Dan Henderson: Jabs.
Dan Henderson: Jab.
Dan Henderson: Jabs.
Dan Henderson: Jab.
Dan Henderson: Jab.
Dan Henderson: Jab.
Dan Henderson: Jab.
Dan Henderson: Jab.
Dan Henderson: Throw the Jab.
Dan Henderson: Jab.
Dan Henderson: Jab.
Dan Henderson: Jab.
May 28th
Jen always has a magical way of making me feel like...
May 28th
Seriously, now - folks… What are the odds that I just...
May 28th
“well, me, my friends harrison, mike, ryan, rockee (black),...”
— My brother Sean (bling)...
— My brother Sean (bling)...
May 28th
poops:
barelysarcasm:
...
May 28th
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allisonweiss:
PNW Tour Breakfast Update #7
It’s Vancouver you guys!
Come see us tonight! Last...
May 28th
I LOVE ATHLETIC EVENTS!
May 28th
sinkships:
Hey boy…
What’s that? You want me to teach you...
May 28th
Discussing Songwriting
J$: I'm gunna teach the kids around here to be immature, i'll write them emails, with details of how to be punk rockJ$: and if they don't like it, they can try to fight it, and if they don't like it, they can suck my cock.
J$: There, that's a song we just wrote together.
Bling (my brother): Thats amazing. we have similar styles in song writing...but i'm srs about my songs that include cock and period blood, you may be as well, i dont know.
May 28th
“Alright, I’ll figure it out.”
— me, in a dejected tone, every...
— me, in a dejected tone, every...
May 28th
GPOYW - Filling out paperwork for my boss’s recent...
May 27th
Be Here To Love Me
Off Camera: Why are all of your songs so sad?Townes Van Zandt (smirking): They’re not all sad. Some of 'em are hopeless.
May 27th
tomoatmeal: GPOYW: Grandma’s Boyfriend’s Desk Edition
...
May 27th
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Epic music in movies moment - BOOGIE NIGHTS - the drug deal goes bad
Nightranger - Sister Christian...
May 27th
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lickystickypickyme:
Neil Diamond - I am I said.
“L.A.’s fine, the sun shines most the...
May 27th
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Yo La Tengo - Season of the Shark
(fuck yeah sharks / seasons)
May 27th
Egads… why do I even ask questions… Hahahah. ...
May 27th
I should just delete the question now… I’m going...
May 27th
Considering another tattoo -- well,...
A viable artist or some photoshop work… that’s all I need. One is an interesting...
May 27th
1329.) I'm scared that sex for the first...
(via blogsecret) I was wondering why she was so afraid / why it hurt her so badly. (WHAT!? JK!)
May 27th
Fuck it - I’m just going to pretend that I’m the...
May 27th
So my cool roommate...
ewokonline: barelysarcasm: ewokonline: just informed me of something. Dumbass roommate can’t...
May 27th
“im going to send you to get locked up in the PUN-itentary!”
— alanfm78’s dad, to alan,...
— alanfm78’s dad, to alan,...
May 27th
“Of course you should have vodka with diet sprite, dummy -...”
— There’s this little red...
— There’s this little red...
May 27th
I will hold you close if you're afraid...
(via lamebot) I really like that Incubus record… I think I do - I used to. a lot… Just...
May 27th
I’m a Dallas Cowboys fan… always have been,...
May 27th
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Reel Big Fish - Drunk Again
This song is really heartbreaking and it has AWESOME vocals performed...
May 27th
I'm 26...
I don’t write thank you notes. I’ll say it, I’ll email it, I’ll call you...
May 27th
figout: crazy cassette rhythms.
THE FEELIES! You...
May 27th
6od:(via)
This makes me happy to live here… but...
May 27th
In the middle of an email, I added this...
OH SHIT - my leg just fell asleep ( why is it that when legs fall asleep they can’t ACTUALLY...
May 27th
It would be close, but I think I like Frank Black & the...
May 27th
I've Decided
86400:dontcookbilly: Frank Black > The Breeders OH HELL NO! That is all. I can’t...
May 26th
idiotwind: (via spookstory)
I want to go and look out...
May 26th
sade:
In honor of Taco Tuesday, I got super excited and...
May 26th
I forgot to put this up the other day, but this is from that...
May 26th
Christopher Walken used to be young. He used to be young and...
May 26th
I hear you’re going back to work… That’s...
May 26th
A mere 2 to 3 blocks from my apartment in Boston (one of my...
May 26th
(via lastdryshine)
I like how she’s STILL EATING WITH...
May 26th
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laurenzettler:
allisonweiss:
“Kids (MGMT Cover)” - The Text Overlays (Lauren Zettler &...
May 26th
“I know you think you’re deep and everything - but shut...”
— Then I puked on myself…...
— Then I puked on myself…...
May 26th
Eeeh… That joke was a little off-colour. I hope no one...
May 26th
redheadsynecdoche:
nudawn:
see what i did there?
**the...
May 26th
Here's the thing about Nazis...
Say what you want about their “ideals” and their “rituals” and the amount...
May 26th
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mikeypizzle:danhacker:
‘Green Lantern’ Trailer
This fan made trailer for ‘Green Lantern’...
May 26th
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ewokonline:stereoplaysjunk:
Ryan Adams, Angelina.
This is better than most things on most...
May 26th
In 1978 I released a soft soul record on a country music...
May 25th
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Matthew Sweet - We’re The Same
This is a reminder to all of you out there on memorial day::...
May 25th
Dead Santa
An Excerpt from my new Novel. By Jim Martin It’s been four years since last Christmas. Four...
May 25th
dumbjabronimotherfucker: what is going on
That’s what...
May 25th
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lickystickypickyme:
Billy Joel - Always a woman to me.
I queued this up for when the sun goes down...
May 25th
Inspired by Mikeypizzle and R3d and their arm tats…...
May 25th
Well who knew that would happen?
This movie I’m writing just took a turn for the URGENT… No more “cool and...
May 25th
“What do you want to bet that the three of us are really...”
— Me, having high expectations...
— Me, having high expectations...
May 25th
Sometimes I start to wonder why it takes me so long to...
May 25th
wheniwascruel:
rob schneider has great taste in sports...
May 25th
mandyjanerose:
This is my dog soulmate. We would totally...
May 24th
Lesbian looking girls, liking gay...
mikeypizzle: That’s the future of dating. ***Hey, Mikey - quick, kiss me while those short haired...
May 24th
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lickystickypickyme:
Pink Floyd - Us and Them ( I hope they play non-stop wherever I go when I am...
May 24th
Holy shit - this is really important......
Should I go get Mexican foodstuffs with cervezas around 5pm… OR should I go get 1/2 price...
May 24th
Reasons that Baseball on Memorial day weekend is hilariously...
May 24th
Professional boxing from 122-168 is one of my favorite...
May 24th
mandyjanerose:(via nevver)
C’mon… I’ll...
May 24th
(via dumbjabronimotherfucker)
Ooooh - I wonder what the...
May 24th
Drinking beer, listening to Creedence.
ewokonline: I have the apartment to myself this weekend. Who wants to party. I do too! I’m...
May 24th
Baby calf born with seven calfs! (calves?) WAKKA
Srsly...
May 24th
Memorial Day Weekend? Well, so it is.
I have the ol’...
May 24th
I needed this.
Not a crazy night, but a night of friends, a few casual beers, bowls and burritos. And then Worms -...
May 23rd
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ljr331:allthatglittersispink:
reconstruction site - the weakerthans and when tomorrow gets here,...
May 23rd
This is the x-ray edition title page of my most recently...
May 23rd
frangry: Daily Dose of Moss
Inner thighs are like, one of...
May 23rd
Smiling on a Friday, pretending I’m a member of the...
May 23rd
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laurenzettler:allisonweiss:
PNW Tour Breakfast Update #2
Biscuits, chicken, tattoos, me being a...
May 23rd
nedhepburn:
everything they tell you about Los Angeles is...
May 23rd
Shhhhh - we’z be dreamin’ of bein’z...
May 23rd
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ewokonline:spinlighted:clytie:electricpencils:missmezzano:
The Replacements -‘Alex Chilton’
...
May 22nd
I saw "W." last night.
themightyfoz: Very inaccurate. When George Bush Sr. was president he wrote my 3rd grade class a...
May 22nd
Does anyone REALLY get fired for being...
(I'm carrying a big box that I'm going to send out via UPS)Me: Hey Steve! Look at my big ol' box.
Steve in Locations: I believe that's a uh - stuffed beaver in that box, isn't it?
Me: Awwwww - we're talkin' 'bout vaginas.
(we shake hands)
May 22nd
spytap:mikehudack:interweber:urg:One less thing you have to...
May 22nd
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He-Man & The Masters of the Universe… The facts!
When I was between one and two years old...
May 22nd
I hope Dangerexpress (DJ) realizes I'm...
and I hope he realizes it by having a beer waiting for me.
May 22nd
I’m as white as Burt Reynolds, motherfucker.
I got a...
May 22nd
dangerexpress:Fuck Yeah, Michael Green!
comicbooks:
...
May 22nd
I figured this would happen…
May 22nd
Listening to my Last.FM because it’s a tour de force...
May 22nd
obsessedjeanne:
I can’t believe this was 4 years ago. So...
May 22nd
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lamebot: She & Him | You Really Got a Hold On Me
Stalker/creeper/lusty/voyeur jamb of the...
May 22nd
“I’ve only apologized for one rape joke that I’ve...”
— J$ (oh, he’s so awful,...
— J$ (oh, he’s so awful,...
May 21st
My friend FOZ rants about X-MEN THE ANIMATED...
May 21st
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lickystickypickyme:
Oasis - Don’t look back in anger.
They did a fuckin’ wicked version of...
May 21st
laurenzettler:allisonweiss:
First photo of the tour. I...
May 21st
did abarham linkin start the foudig...
dumbjabronimotherfucker:conversatron:dumbjabronimotherfucker:conversatron:dumbjabronimotherfucker:con...
May 21st
(via saykeju-munyit)
Hmmm… I wonder if Cillian Murphy...
May 21st
How is this the first time I’ve ever taken this...
May 21st
Fleshlight - It’s like a flash light, but instead of a...
May 21st
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ewokonline:
Just when i forget why I used to like the whiny little fucker in the first place… I...
May 21st
thewayoftheworld:
I don’t believe in the afterlife, but when I did, I always believed that if I went...
May 21st
I miss you, but like you said - yellow is the new purple.
May 21st
themightyfoz:cartoonpenis:
In the game of profound,...
May 21st
(via rachell)
Um… THIS has got to be the...
May 21st
GPOYW - Taking myself on a date? Omfg did he just make a...
May 21st
OH FUCK YOU, Cute Girl Eating Things I Like!
May 20th
“Okay honey, you can open your eyes - I finally got my...
May 20th
Crazy Preggerz Bitch is all "Dirk won't call...
May 20th
laurenzettler:
allisonweiss:
REBLOG AND SUPPORT!
...
May 20th
figout:juliasegal: The Beatles loved Weezer?!?!?
It’s...
May 20th
Lessons learned based on last night
1.) I think I like drinking at home alone better than going to bars now. 2.) I suck at WORMS (tm)...
May 20th
(via thewayoftheworld)
Bwahahahha - I love “I...
May 20th
My Brother and I Discuss Our Jobs
me: we could have went on like that for days... days, blingme: do you hear me?
me: days!
Sean: i hur you
me: (i haven't gotten the memo, but i've been told it could be days)
Sean: same here
me: this is a rumour now
me: two of us have heard it
Sean: i work at the rumor mill
me: oh cool
me: how's the pay?
Sean: sucks, but good benefits
me: I heard that the regional manager FUCKS every guy there?
me: is that true or is that just shop talk?
Sean: yeah thats chad from financing, he started that rumor mill rumor
me: ah.
me: chad sure is a CHADDERBOX
me: sorry, I work over at Punning Lynguists LLC
Sean: oh, yeah. Old Dooby from mailing transferred here from there
me: really?
me: well fuck, i wish I'd have known
me: i thought you couldn't get there from here
Sean: i think they let him go, younger guys get less for the same job. poor bastard
me: poor? not with the severence package he's getting.
me: no sir, old dooby smoked that money out of 'em
Sean: dude, i'm hittimg the sack..thats no rumor
me: i can imagine... be good
Sean: you toooo tell tim i said..."oh jesus, put ice on it"
May 20th
lastdryshine:jjustin:scenicworld:
Who else is a member?
...
May 20th
what can i say - she's good.
lovelesswrists: mcdavis: kaitlinvalerieryan: Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying...
May 20th
Conversation I had with Time Warner on...
May 20th
Oh, you thought THAT was an Earthed Quake?
What about THIS...
May 20th
mandyjanerose:
But Do You Like Pina Coladas?
Regardless,...
May 20th
lamebot: Uhm, hello new sky…?
Barelysarcasm: BLUE SKY BLUES...
May 20th
lamebot: Hello, sky
Barelysarcasm: SKY BLUE SKY by Wilco
...
May 20th
My boss just walked into a plate glass...
I’m pretty sure he broke his nose. Please reblog with reactions.
May 19th
bonerparty:
Having a girlfriend your gay friends like is...
May 19th
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nedhepburn:
Bone Thugs N’ Harmony “Tha Crossroads”
This is the song I always request when I go to...
May 19th
Patrick Swayze is Alive!
May 19th
Which one is Little Britain’s Matt Lucas and which one...
May 19th
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realrealsoft:
Modest Mouse - 3rd Planet
Barelysarcasm’s take: This is one of the few...
May 19th
Randall was never good with women. The fact was, he had...
May 19th
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amandalynferri:
Jailbreak - Thin Lizzy
Hey Friends,
I know I have asked for this before, but can...
May 19th
somuchsass:
Fun Fact: When you search for Joy Ride on...
May 19th
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nedhepburn:
The Platters “Only You”
May 19th
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scallywag: Rainbow in the Dark - Dio
Oh, you want a mad fucking ill synth line in a metal jamb? ...
May 19th
Tonight I got into a verbal altercation...
He wouldn’t let me have an altoid when I was trying to cock-block him so I said he was a...
May 19th
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Bryan Adams - Have you ever really loved a woman?
(This shit was in DON JUAN DE MARCO starring Depp...
May 19th
Watch
Pee Wee Herman - Bird Is The Word (from BACK TO THE BEACH the 1987 feature starring Frankie Avalon...
May 19th
Earlier tonight I was discussing how if you’re bad...
May 19th
I never really do this… but I feel like SUCH A CREEP...
May 19th
(an excerpt from my great great grand-dad’s Old-Timey...
May 19th
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
Listen, Coop. Last night was really...
May 19th
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nedhepburn:
The Jesus & Mary Chain “Just Like Honey”
I recently heard a cover of this when I...
May 19th
WOLVERINE sucked my balls.
themightyfoz: Not 4 realz. But this film, when it comes out, I will do a scene by scene...
May 19th
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Wings (not wings) - Love Take Me Down (to the streets)
In Role Models, Gary (AD MILES) starts...
May 19th
“The sunshine bores the daylights out of me”
— Jagger/Richards (Rolling...
— Jagger/Richards (Rolling...
May 19th
theduty:
Science is Fun.
May 19th
Shopping list for this evening...
1.) A bottle of wine B.) A six twelve pack of sassy beers &.) Another bottle of wine. I...
May 19th
Barelysarcasm: Speaking on behalf of Lucifer and myself...
May 19th
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ewokonline:
Lucero - The Last Song
“And all there is, is one last song. Now the band is givin’ it...
May 19th
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msbojangles:
David Bowie//Life on Mars
One day, years later - people will say “WTF is...
May 19th
I associate with Lucifer.
Sometimes - even when...
May 19th
Barelysarcasm: As a white heterosexual male, there is like a...
May 19th
“It’s this kind of syndrome where if a guy sees his...”
— Rick James in CREEM, 1981 (via...
— Rick James in CREEM, 1981 (via...
May 19th
mareena:iambayardlau:
THIS IS THE RAPEX
It is designed...
May 19th
I’m a master! Rickrolling via work hold music is my...
May 19th
(via cartoonpenis)
This is horrible.
May 19th
snowflakefarmer:soupsoup:
Turn on, tune in and veg out!
May 18th
a-rhys:
Liam Gallagher - Quadrophenia themed photo shoot
...
May 18th
Sleepy mondays are the SILLIEST Mondays. It’s not...
May 18th
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mandyjanerose:
Ryan Adams - The Hardest Part
Talking ‘bout true love.
I love this record.
May 18th
garfieldminusgarfield:Original
This is what my tonight is...
May 18th
winstonwolfe: A day later & even from the grave, he’s...
May 18th
HELP! I’m in a tumblarity emergency OR “never...
May 18th
Hey! Good news, facebook! You’re marketing geeky...
May 18th
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Ryan Adams & Elton John - Daniel
Welp, it’s an Elton song featuring Ryan on lead vocals...
May 18th
DELOCATED - ADULT SWIM (sundays sometime?)
Look, if you...
May 18th
There's a ferris wheel @ the Santa...
lamebot: so yesterday i finally watched the notebook for the first time. i like the story and...
May 18th
Signs that my brain has holes in it.
Babe: I'm gonna suck your dick.Me: Appreaciate it, random gal, but I'm on a babe hiatus.
Babe: Fuck you.
Me: Nope, can't do that either.
Me: Do you have any booze?
(no answer)
Me: Also, I'm hungry.
May 18th
(via mareena)
I don’t know guys, I don’t really...
May 18th
Bru's Wiffle: A Waffle Shop
Would you eat waffles there? I think it’s a great name for a food place and I would totally...
May 18th
Some beers, a soma and some...
What else? Nothing that I can see.
May 18th
Vinyl Sunday… Suckaz.
May 18th
lawful:iammattjordan:
If only I could rip tapes to my...
May 18th
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r3d:jager:
Cheap Trick - I Want You To Want Me
Oh, you didn’t know that live versions can...
May 18th
“Even the best things wear out.”
— Some asshole on the Gilette...
— Some asshole on the Gilette...
May 18th
Hey Sunday?
I’mma drink you away, got me?
K thx...
May 18th
Stopped by the cute factory to pick up some adorable.
May 17th
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Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street
Also known as “the saxophone solo song”, this jamb proves...
May 16th
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whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
Buddy Holly- Everyday
Love like yours will surely come my way A-hey,...
May 16th
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calcium: last kiss - pearl jam
93% sure this song is about road head.
May 16th
Lindsay Dinkins made me blush N stuff
May 16th
Steak, steak, steak. Ewok loves steak....
ewokonline: I love this steak. It is my new true love. I will teach it to sing. (Can you tell...
May 16th
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Nada Surf - Inside of Love
Because sometimes you really just are curious as to what your feeling...
May 16th
May 16th
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Weezer - Pink Triangle
Official song of things that make boys confused, because wait…...
May 16th
Philadelphia Phillies Sign Obama - Foz...
May 16th
Zach Quinto is here - we just showed him...
This isn’t a “ohmigod, I’m losing my shit.” moment… it’s just...
May 16th
cartoonpenis:
For anyone interested, I figured I’d post the...
May 16th
This should be read by people visiting...
lamebot: i hate that there are so many tip calculators on iphone/ipod/g1… being a former...
May 15th
1980:For James.
capriquarius:(via potterspoet)
I has a...
May 15th
Weird fact about me: I hate it when my...
May 15th
Regarding Warmest Regards
cartoonpenis: As a project that I’m involved in heads towards meetings, I’ve been recently receiving...
May 15th
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For ace138 as well as anyone who wants to shake some pale ass booty to some BJ (beetlejuice, perv).
...
May 15th
Smile Friday - a surprised smirk as Buckshot (the orange...
May 15th
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
Sean Connery.
uh yea. yup.
Some...
May 15th
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molls:
I will always be a Peter Gabriel girl, but this is so fucking undeniable. It sexually...
May 15th
frangry: Daily dose of Moss
Hmm… 1 please.
May 15th
(via calcium)
The inspiration for Cartoonpenis?
May 15th
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ace138:
For J$.
And anyone else whos secret addiction is watching old Muppets clips
Oh,...
May 15th
My Final Monologue from the Last Movie Night I Ever Had With...
May 15th
This is my SNPD — not really, but the more I think...
May 15th
r3d: gpoy | J$ style with some wine and some heroes
Holy...
May 15th
I’m not saying I want a sponsorship deal… But,...
May 15th
With all these sexy innuendos about...
does STEALING HOME = RAPE ?
May 15th
themightyfoz:
Under Armour is recalling ALL ATHLETIC CUPS...
May 15th
hot-wire-my-heart:
YEAH.
Man needs to bury his shots, but...
May 15th
Dammit J$.
ewokonline: Why did you have to go and like that post. You fucked it all up now. Because I...
May 15th
I'm currently blasting NIN under the...
I think I just invented the remix. And it’s awesome!
May 15th
My Brother and I discussing Cunilingus
me: "dude, I am what I eat"Sean: thats disgusting though
me: haha! No way!
me: It's great. Plus, it's how it goes.
me: you gotta give it to get it baby
Sean: like eating a bad piece of pizza
Me: hahaha
Me: Who are you fucking?
May 15th
(via calcium)
When I get out of student loan debts, this...
May 15th
an excerpt from: The Lost Memoirs of Handleroy St. Cobb...
May 15th
Ode to the asshole
themightyfoz: I am the asshole. I mess up key placements. I am the asshole. Unpromotable. ...
May 15th
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ewokonline:
This song is called Janine.
It’s one of my “Fuck You” rock jams.
Do you like loud...
May 15th
figout:negativepleasure: (via funeralface)
Barelysarcasm: ...
May 15th
My Life in the Otts photo by Jim Martin
This is an original...
May 14th
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lickystickypicky:
Elvis Presley - Suspicious minds
Hail to the King, baby.
May 14th
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piratekitten: radiohead - high and dry.
Barelysarcasm: Ready to hear something that will score me...
May 14th
dealbreaker:
You’re Too Hot
Would you please drape this...
May 14th
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TOM JONES - SEX BOMB
The lovely and wonderful Abby Rekas (Gibby) of GIBBY & THE BUZZKILLS had a...
May 14th
a-rhys:stereoplaysjunk:
Noel and Russell.
Don’t forget...
May 14th
(via fuckyeahtheboss)
Do I need more red shirts? I...
May 14th
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adeandabet:lickystickypicky:
Bonnie Tyler - Total eclipse of the heart “Every now and then I fall...
May 14th
In 2003 I was living at 486 Mass Ave in Boston. Right...
May 14th
If I’m still awake when this is posted, I am going to...
May 14th
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thejulescave:fgps:forgottenbliss: <3 Marie
Sometimes taking a break is GREAT. If you...
May 14th
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NIN - Trent Reznor is a rock star that shall not be trifled with! In fact, one must praise his HD...
May 14th
I’m having a significantly ‘guh’ time...
May 14th
lamebot:
my my the internet is a verrrrry territorial place.
It’s the wild west out...
May 14th
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theduty:branduponthebrain:
The State: “Father-Son Race”
One of my favorite skits.
gods.
...
May 14th
mandyjanerose:
LLVOTD - The Kickboxer (1989)
I’d write a...
May 14th
ewokonline:
Goddammit, I love this record so much.
Sigh.
...
May 14th
i just recommended to a friend that she...
molls: Did I take a 70 year old lady pill today? *70 year old ladies don’t need the pill...
May 14th
Say… WHAT!?
(via whiskeyandgoatsmilk)
May 14th
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kl7:
Jennifer Lopez — Waiting For Tonight
Barely Sarcasm made a reference to the song and I...
May 14th
A Lapse in Judgement - A Tale of Musical...
The guy in the roach coach outside my office was just busting out the sluttiest and sexiest jambz. I...
May 14th
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Kanye West - Heartless
oh wait… nope. This is actually Trey Parker’s version “GAY...
May 14th
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Guido Beach - The True Story of The Jersey Shore A Case Study of the NJ Shore during the summer....
May 14th
If I'm missing a piece, I want to know what...
May 13th
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BERLIN - TAKE MY BREATH AWAY (from the feature film TOP GUN)
Just suck my dick if you don’t...
May 13th
ewokonline:yankeegirl:flavr:Why is today Top Gun day?
...
May 13th
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HEROES: NOWHERE MAN pt. 4 A New Beginning. Written by Jim Martin / Directed by Tanner Kling...
May 13th
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Special thanks to Ewok for reblogging this in the future. I still for the life of me couldn’t...
May 13th
URL CHANGE
laurenzettler: I’m going to see what happens when I change my url to laurenzettler.tumblr.com Is...
May 13th
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lovelesswrists:kl7:
She & Him — You Really Got A Hold On Me
You can’t tell me this...
May 13th
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tesslynch:
Thin Lizzy — Dancing In The Moonlight
Wow. This is one of my favorite bands ever and I...
May 13th