The good news for me is… There’s no reason to...
Jul 2nd
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Jul 2nd
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stonerparty:
Easy Rider: Marijuana and UFO’s
One of filmdoms all time classic scenes. Peter Fonda...
Jul 2nd
iammattjordan: Happy Birthday Beautiful. :).
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Visions of Johanna-Bob Dylan
I’ve really been loving this song today (and...
Jul 2nd
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Tiffany — I Think We’re Alone Now
autorebloganyversionofthissong!
Jul 2nd
Hey Girl…
Want to go on a spree?
<3, J$
Jul 2nd
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thepilgrim-chapter32:
Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band
Live in Louisville at Headliners
...
Jul 2nd
The same thing you thought hard about...
Is the same thought I can’t live without. (i can’t believe how far i slid/but secretly...
Jul 2nd
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Franz Ferdinand - All My Friends (a cover of LCD Soundsystem)
For the life of me, I can’t...
Jul 2nd
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Ben Gibbard - Thriller (Michael Jackson cover)
The guy who does “Deathcab 4 QT” &...
Jul 1st
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ICED TEA!
This song is calle NEW JACK HUSTLER.
At one point he says “Bruce Willis”!
...
Jul 1st
nedhepburn: wiiiiink
barelysarcasm: I love me some winks.
Jul 1st
DROPPING KNOWLEDGE!
Jul 1st
shorterexcerpts: GPOYW - Trying Out The New Gadgets Via Old...
Jul 1st
I always get shorterexcerpts and...
86400: And I am not sure why. barelysarcasm: It’s certainly not the spelling… I...
Jul 1st
GPOYW - Not Me! edition…
My friend Graham is a brit...
Jul 1st
In response to my question, “I forgot to give my...
Jul 1st
I'm an awful person!
I told my friend Zach I’d give him a ride home from work last night because his car is...
Jul 1st
GPOYW: IN HONOR OF CANADA DAY I STILL HAVEN’T SHAVED!...
Jul 1st
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No Pressure Project - I’ll Make a Sound
Cutest song ever OR cutest song ever recorded this...
Jul 1st
FUCK (a short thing I wrote just now)
“FUCK.” I shouted because my dick hurt. The shaft was running rough against a seam in my jeans. My...
Jul 1st
“Well, my wife won’t suck my dick and my kids...
Jul 1st
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I’m completely serious when I tell people I want a weiner dog. It’s the only kind of...
Jul 1st
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melancholyjen:
ryan adams and the cardinals - now that you’re gone
somethings are just...
Jul 1st
I don’t even know this guy with his arm around me! ...
Jul 1st
I respond to Evites with the most sincerity and honesty that...
Jul 1st
The last time I played Volleyball at the beach (Sunday, June...
Jul 1st
“i don’t like him
i may even use the stink eye
(not the...”
— J$ (via lamebot) It’s...
— J$ (via lamebot) It’s...
Jul 1st
Barelysarcasm says: “Dear True Love…”
...
Jul 1st
If I was in Brand New
ryanpurtill: If I was in the band Brand New, I would name my first album “Their Recent Album”....
Jun 30th
I'm trying this thing where when I eat...
It’s SO HARD TO NOT EAT THE REST OF THOSE WAFFLE FRIES - I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I EVER DONE...
Jun 30th
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Wild Mountain Nation
Blitzen Trapper
I really like Blitzen...
Jun 30th
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TOUCH ME as performed by THE DOORS on the Smothers’ Bros. Comedy Hour in 1968.
You’ll...
Jun 30th
“I’m gonna love you - ‘til the heavens...
Jun 30th
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nedhepburn:
At The Drive In “One Armed Scissor”
Holy shit - this is better than a...
Jun 30th
Yo gurl, I heard it’s yo bat mitzvah… we’z...
Jun 30th
sleepysayr:
what would you do for a
I don’t know if...
Jun 30th
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WHAM! presents “Careless Whisper”
I know, folks. I know… You’re welcome. ...
Jun 30th
I'm surprised my friends don't choke me...
I mean, I leave my neck WIDE open… and my larynx has been questionable in the past.
Jun 30th
r3d:
fact: i always rooted for silvester and for wile e...
Jun 30th
tomoatmeal:
On the surface, Last of the Mohicans seems like...
Jun 30th
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nedhepburn:
She & Him “Please Please Please Let Me Get What What I Want” (The Smiths cover)
...
Jun 30th
realrealsoft:krispayne:
Hi! I’m Carl Sagan, and I hang out...
Jun 30th
My boss is on a conference call and...
I gave it to him - but I REALLY hope he doesn’t type anything into the browser that could...
Jun 30th
eons: (via maluna)
Fuck yeah!
Jun 30th
Acquaintance Rape? Really, Merriam Webster? I mean - I was...
Jun 30th
snowflakefarmer: So… Should I kill her or praise her? That...
Jun 30th
tatynka:(via boysintheband)
I want to be in a band…...
Jun 30th
That’s in Westwood, CA in 1949. That’s what it...
Jun 30th
Taking a short break to clean the blood...
BRB/LOL!
Jun 29th
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lamebot:
martinis-in-a:
Danzig - “Mother”
I have this huge soft spot for Danzig/The Misfits. I...
Jun 29th
cartoonpenis:
I tried to climb the dick ladder to peach...
Jun 29th
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This is the fifth podcast of ne of my favorite bands and good friends of Barelysarcasm, Action Camp....
Jun 29th
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lamebot:
The Gaslight Anthem performs “The 59 Sound” with the Boss. Dreams come true...
Jun 29th
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indieandyy:
Sink Ships (Black Cab Sessions) by Ryan Adams w/ Neal Casal
“It’s amazing that a...
Jun 29th
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whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
Ryan Adams & The Cardinals- A Kiss Before I Go
One shot, one beer and a...
Jun 29th
Holy shit, you guys - I think that hot babe at video store...
Jun 29th
somuchsass:Top 10 Unbelievable Vintage Cigarette Posters
...
Jun 29th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-28)
Jun 29th
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Post #1 - Action Camp & A Bit Much - April 21st, 2009 - God is in the Radio
...
Jun 29th
How to relocate (advice for a 17 year...
You have to settle down where it’s settled how the nights blur into days and you find yourself...
Jun 29th
WINDY CITY HEAT Starring Perry Caravello as Stone...
Jun 29th
OMFG - when I was 16, I looked like I was 8!!! Found this...
Jun 29th
“I didn’t see the ku klux klan this year. Every year...”
— My friend Ebru - she’s...
— My friend Ebru - she’s...
Jun 29th
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synecdoche:
i’m the only one who laughs at your jokes when they are so bad, and your jokes are...
Jun 29th
I know I’m getting more mature because nowadays when I...
Jun 29th
Say what you want, but I always wanted a distant relative of...
Jun 29th
Wallstreet Kid… Sweet.
Released in 1990, this shit...
Jun 29th
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melancholyjen:herestothehalcyon:
Ryan Bingham - Mr. Dylan’s Hard Rain
i love this song.
very...
Jun 29th
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The Scotch Fur Fighter commercial is probably the cutest commercial I’ve seen in days. LOOK...
Jun 29th
I took this picture with my cell phone last night…...
Jun 29th
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Jimmy Eat World - A Sunday
JEW because I went to a Bat Mitzvah last night - A sunday because of...
Jun 28th
UPDATE: Adam looks damn good.
i’ll try and snap a cartoonpenis in a suit picture before the night’s over.
Jun 28th
Arthur Abraham is a hell of a boxer. At times I just want...
Jun 28th
lamebot: WTF is my malfunction?
Barelysarcasm: Possible...
Jun 28th
Shit… Sometimes when you wake up at 7:26am on a...
Jun 28th
Hey! I’m going to a Bat Mitzvah…
I hope I...
Jun 27th
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nedhepburn: The B-52’s “Rock Lobster”
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Jun 27th
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fuckyeahtheboss: The White Lies - Dancing In The Dark cover - Glastonbury 2009
ROCK N ROLL!
Jun 27th
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THE ONLY ONES - another girl / another planet
I always flirt with death I could kill, but I...
Jun 27th
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Hey… uhm… Bitches?
ERASURE - A Little Respect.
Live it. Love it. Learn it. Leave it....
Jun 27th
lastdryshine:(via planettampon)
Lust for life !
Jun 27th
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Third Eye Blind - Wounded
So… This show kinda sucked last night. Stephen Jenkins...
Jun 27th
mandyjanerose:(via smut-to-go)
Barelysarcasm: the...
Jun 27th
Dear Smile Fridays…
Will return in full force when I...
Jun 27th
calm down calm down calm down
Jun 27th
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Red At Night - The Gaslight Anthem
All tonight’s sky needed was...
Jun 27th
My brother and I win at the internet. He’s only 17,...
Jun 27th
A Winning GENIUS mix based off of A NEW ENGLAND by Billy...
Jun 27th
bukowski
lamebot: nobody can save you but yourself. you will be put again and again into nearly...
Jun 27th
ewokonline: This is the greatest Single cover ever. Hands...
Jun 27th
i REALLY like food.
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Jun 27th
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Wilco - “You Never Know” on Conan 6/24 (via TheAudioPerv.com)
Jun 27th
lickystickypickyme:
Yes he is grumpy, but still she loves...
Jun 26th
Stoned wallabies make crop circles!!!
Jun 26th
Tuesday, 6/23 5:13pm – I was betting that a rich Belgian...
Jun 26th
Movie Review: I SELL THE DEAD | GeekTyrant
Jun 26th
Keystone? Stoner?
I get it, Ticketmaster - you “got...
Jun 26th
themightyfoz:siddman: willzone:mtobey::,( on Twitpic
SO...
Jun 26th
r3d:rsslolz: TRUE LOVE
barelysarcasm: THIS SHIT IS SO...
Jun 26th
I'm writing a book (maybe?) It's more of...
It’s going to be pictures of booze - me - and me with booze, and it’s going to be called...
Jun 26th
Donkey Kong was kind of a sonnovabitch, right? So why was...
Jun 26th
“No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and...”
— Men’s Room Wall (via...
— Men’s Room Wall (via...
Jun 26th
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Joe Satriani’s “IF I COULD FLY” vs. Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida”
...
Jun 26th
Okay… so I have a plan for tonight… 80’s...
Jun 26th
An email from a Barelysarcasm reader!
PC (reader): you're the one that i found out about michael jackson from first. but you put "mj" in a blog post and i was hoping you meant michael jordan.J$ (barelysarcasm): I laughed aloud this morning. Sorry to mislead you, and I have no idea why you were hoping is was Jordan, but hopefully next time I don't disappoint.
J$ (barelysarcasm): I'm not saying I'm going to KILL Michael Jordan... but I won't give him the antidote, y'know?
J$ (barelysarcasm): Thanks for the email!
Jun 26th
Dear "People In My Life"...
I may have been a bit much and over the top and silly and retarded and goofy. I may have seemed...
Jun 26th
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86400:sixbucks:
Electric Six - Gay Bar ”Uncensored” Hi-Res
Love this band.
Jun 26th
allthatglittersispink:cyn1cal:(via lickystickypickyme)
...
Jun 26th
ianbroyles:
Since 53 feet.
I love it when places fuck up!
Jun 26th
UPDATE: I had Michael Jackson on my...
I get no points for that.
Jun 26th
You guys, there’s an exclusive interview with some...
Jun 26th
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barelysarcasm: You hear that,...
Jun 26th
Imagine if you will...
winstonwolfe: …30 years from now Meghan Fox dying and one of the Jonas Brothers being rushed to the...
Jun 26th
HOW ARE NONE OF THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE...
Srsly - Ed McMahon, Farrah, MJ… I mean… FUCK. How the hell is Amy Winehouse still alive...
Jun 26th
lamebot: Aw! Gmail ninjas are so cute!
barelysarcasm: UNTIL...
Jun 25th
I have a plan to “get mine” in LA…...
Jun 25th
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This Charming Man - The Smiths
Jun 25th
A Fawcett that even a plumber couldn’t fix…...
Jun 25th
So… I just reread an email I sent to one of my fave...
Jun 25th
rustycornbeef: legs
barelysarcasm: “She’s got...
Jun 25th
mandyjanerose:
All I really want is a skull on my writing...
Jun 25th
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PAUL BESTERBERG says...
Jun 25th
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thepilgrim-chapter32:
Conway Twitty—I’d Love To Lay You Down (via jimc1389)
Youtube is a golden...
Jun 25th
GPOYW - “Gurl, did you even hear what Tricia at the...
Jun 25th
Tumblrville story
clarityunfiltered: Oh geez, imagine those characters…. Snarky writer Weed-smoking Canadian...
Jun 25th
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Conway Twitty - You’ve Never Been This Far Before
Fucking new guy at work doesn’t like...
Jun 25th
WTF NEW GUY AT WORK?
He doesn’t like Conway Twitty! … this dog won’t hunt, mon signor.
Jun 25th
themightyfoz:
Amazing People I work with…..on another...
Jun 25th
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Jeff Goldblum for WAITMATE - the miracle drug that puts you into a coma for a day at a time!
Jun 25th
I have no idea what this is advertising, but this is fucking...
Jun 25th
“Re-wipe? Well that would imply that I did something in the...”
Jun 25th
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lamebot:
twothirty:
Someon(e) hooked up an Xbox 360 to the huge video wall at the new Dallas...
Jun 25th
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Baby Britain - Elliott Smith
“You’ve got a look in your eye...
Jun 25th
Being a good influence… it’s what big brothers...
Jun 25th
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They Might Be Giants - “why does the sun shine?”
Dropping knowledge like it’s my...
Jun 24th
Former player charged with killing Iowa...
Jun 24th
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: John Lee Hooker
barelysarcasm:...
Jun 24th
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The Aquabats - Worms Make the Dirt
“There’s so much to learn!”
I love* whoever...
Jun 24th
IT’S LIKE A BLOWJOB, BUT INSTEAD OF CUM, YOU SWALLOW...
Jun 24th
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figout:
Anybody Wanna Take Me Home - Ryan Adams
classic.
Jun 24th
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So, this teacher said “Nigga” but he didn’t say “Nigger” I...
Jun 24th
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kelela:
Someone posted this on tw@t. What the FUCK? How do guys support their penis?
Wait - the...
Jun 24th
Hey y’all - talkin’ Bennigans for a drink and an...
Jun 24th
Hey Y'all - I am not even hungry...
But who wants to go to Bennigans?
Jun 24th
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ljr331: And the winner is!!!!! United States 944 #533 jfkennedy 944 #534 fuckyeahdemilovato...
Jun 24th
BOOZETOWN - “Where it’s always happy...
Jun 24th
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W.C. Fields - Juggling (The Great McGonigle - 1934)
Old time hijinx with a distinctly drunk feel. ...
Jun 24th
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God this is so good. I feel.
Jun 24th
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Action Camp - Gouge Away (originally by THE PIXIES)
The song’s been covered a lot, but this...
Jun 24th
I'll go you one better..
ljr331: At 7:49 tonight, my Tumblarity is 47 (yeah, well…) BUT if you rebog my previous post (and...
Jun 24th
Brotherly advice…
Jun 24th
figout:Shane Glines
Barelysarcasm: I think this guy’s...
Jun 24th
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The Weakerthans - Pamphleteer.
free music!
Jun 23rd
I think I’m doing this on 7/22…
Jun 23rd
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nedhepburn:
Big Star “In The Street”
_______
you may remember this as the theme song to a...
Jun 23rd
sinkships:acheron:
I miss my hair at least 6 times a day. ...
Jun 23rd
Barelysarcasm: “I don’t care WHO you think you...
Jun 23rd
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The Only Ones - The Whole of the Law
Inspired by Buongiorno’s posting of this song’s...
Jun 23rd
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whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
Ryan Adams- New York New York
The world won’t wait, so I better shake That...
Jun 23rd
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: exit music
barelysarcasm: Oh, yeah, I...
Jun 23rd
iammattjordan:
John Mayer’s Twitter has been fucking...
Jun 23rd
Jim is still Gayer
themightyfoz: Wifey (after watching the short “Best-est Friends”): Whaaa? Jesus, those...
Jun 23rd
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shorterexcerpts:walpaper: stayforthecredits says, “Ladies and gents, Buster Keaton clips set to...
Jun 23rd
tim-ryan: Baseball infographs galore.
barelysarcasm: Gotta...
Jun 23rd
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Sleep All Summer by St. Vincent & The National...
Jun 23rd
themightyfoz:
Some Times A Metaphor Can’t Be More...
Jun 23rd
Dear work...
You’re not fallout 3, or a cute girl that I talk to online / on phone / in person, or my...
Jun 23rd
somuchsass:
Dear Boston, Stop being so goddamn miserable....
Jun 23rd
indieandyy:(via migueld:hoarr:miss-miss)
Barelysarcasm...
Jun 23rd
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lamebot: Sia | Breathe Me
I like this song! I remember I liked it! Thanks miss!
Jun 23rd
realrealsoft:
jim, you perv.
bwahahahah
Jun 23rd
Oh god. I just remembered how short my hair is.
WHAT THE...
Jun 23rd
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Oh, Mama… Can this really be the end? to be stuck here inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues...
Jun 23rd
Fallout 3 Might be the greatest game...
themightyfoz: How can I say this without even being 1/10th of the way through it? Well because in...
Jun 22nd
I’m so pragmatic sometimes…
Jun 22nd
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The Whitest Kids U Know present: THE GRAPIST
A new type of promo package in which the commercial...
Jun 22nd
Flying! FLYING IS INTENSE SO AM I I’M SO INTENSE...
Jun 22nd
Hi, My Name is Jim Martin
I write commercials for Sprint and disguise them as HEROES media. Have you tried the new palm pre?
Jun 22nd
twothirty:bobbysworld:
1. The first player to call...
Jun 22nd
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Cool Whip on Hair Pie…
(and I’m not even talking about the time that I went down on...
Jun 22nd
People that have stupid names
1.) Perez Hilton 2.) Will.I.Am 3.) Carrot Top* * I like Carrot Top better than either of these...
Jun 22nd
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You’re living all over...
Jun 22nd
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The Beach Boys - Little Surfer Girl (rehearsal)
I love being in southern california sometimes. ...
Jun 22nd
I made steak and pasta and white wine for dinner. I love...
Jun 22nd
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SPRINTERS (also known as SPRINTERS ONE)
Directed by Jim Martin Written by Jim Martin & Adam...
Jun 22nd
I’m playing volleyball today… What are you...
Jun 21st
theduty: my insides…
Barelysarcasm: Well, well, well…...
Jun 21st
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nedhepburn:
The Stone Roses “I Wanna Be Adored”
YeahwhatcanIsay?
Jun 21st
sleepysayr:
samanthainseattle:
Best night ever. I’ve said...
Jun 21st
Rick and I (watching Tully play fallout...
Jim: That's the great thing, Rick... Everyone is different!Rick: Not me, I'm the same as everyone.
Jun 21st
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thehandshake:
ONWS
Making Plans for Nigel
-XTC
This is my nasty old ass Zipper Jamb. (we...
Jun 21st
“Call me weird or something, but I love it when the guys are...”
— Diego Sanchez, UFC fighter
— Diego Sanchez, UFC fighter
Jun 21st
i just spent the last hour and thirty...
fuckyeahtheboss: elohbee:oldfilmsflicker: You outdid yourself. Really. Guys, you can’t touch...
Jun 21st
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Watching the UFC Ultimate Fighter finale, and Clay Guida is battling Diego Sanchez… And...
Jun 21st
Holy shit... I love Artie Lang... Right?
And I fucking can’t believe this amazing segment of the Joe Buck show… Holy shit I...
Jun 21st
While in L.A., it took over 2 hours to...
walpaper: beforetheymakemerun: Thanks for living up to the hype, L.A. Stay classy. Try staying of...
Jun 21st
you're really fucking great, you know...
(via lamebot) I practice in the mirror… it gets weird.
Jun 21st
The Guy at Walgreens could care less...
walpaper: 6od: barelysarcasm: (while purchasing KRAFT Ranch Dressing and a beverage) Jim: How...
Jun 21st
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socialistninja:anybodywannatakemehome:
Neil’s song of the Day - Gaslight Anthem - Great...
Jun 21st
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Whitest Kids U Know - The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln
Um. The funniest fucking thing about...
Jun 21st
mandyjanerose:(via davidlook)
Gonna go hang out in the...
Jun 21st
The Guy at Walgreens could care less...
(while purchasing KRAFT Ranch Dressing and a beverage)Jim: How are you today sir?
Walgreens Employee: Good. How are you?
Jim: Not bad! I'm making buffalo wings - or HOT WINGS if you will. Then I panicked and realized that I didn't have any Ranch dressing, so I came over here --
Walgreens Employee: That will be Four Seventy Nine.
Jim: Here you go. So you know, I let my roommate try the sauce I made and he said it was spicy so I came over to get some Ranch and --
Walgreens Employee: Do you want a bag for those?
Jim: Nope, I'm good - I'm actually going to just walk over and dump this in a bowl so I can eat those buffalo wings I was talking about...
(he's already walked away from the counter.)
Jun 21st
My god… Does anyone know of a great place for BUFFALO...
Jun 21st
Talking about spider bites...
I hate spider bites.
Jun 21st
cartoonpenis:
Joe FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
JOE FUCK!
Jun 21st
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nedhepburn:
Chuck Mangione “Feels So Good”
This is my Saturday Jamb. Thanks, Ned!
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
Alright guys, that’s it - it’s official -...
Jun 20th
omfg - i was serious i cut and dyed my hair and then i just...
Jun 20th
Would you get upset if your lover said...
Jun 20th
mandyjanerose:
FOR JAMES!!!!!!!!!!
(via choppinkarate)
...
Jun 20th
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FREAKS (1932)
This scene is the classical sauce when it comes to “freaks/geeks/weirdos”...
Jun 20th
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ace138:
How Much I’ve Lied by Gram Parsons
This song is to celebrate BarelySarcasm being tied for...
Jun 19th
“I want to play with you. Let’s pretend you’re a...”
— This is how I romance the...
— This is how I romance the...
Jun 19th
sweetheartbeats:updated tumblr crushes. vela is currently in...
Jun 19th
this movie is going to kill me.
Jun 19th
sleepysayr:
hi ya’ll
finished painting on wood tonight…...
Jun 19th
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switchblades:
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Impression That I Get
Honestly, I...
Jun 19th
I’m totally going to have a sex tape some day. I can...
Jun 19th
Just found out that Leighton Meester is...
That makes THIS WHOLE SEX TAPE RUMOUR much more appealing to me.
Jun 19th
Ok.
So panic attack sets in… I cut my hair much...
Jun 19th
Whenever people act like they care too...
*by people, I obviously mean you, you dumb fucking retard.
Jun 19th
i cut my hair. i made a drink. i’m dying my hair. ...
Jun 19th
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mandyjanerose:
Dion and the Belmots - Runaround Sue
I hate it when girls runaround. I’m...
Jun 19th
frangry:
Daily dose of Moss
Ya done good.
Jun 19th
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fuckyeahbritpop:
Oasis sing Shitelife (1996 Brit Awards)
I fookin’ love this band -...
Jun 19th
I only got to page 55… Unfinished in my quest, I will...
Jun 19th
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Corpse Flower Blooms in 1999…
You guys, this flower smells like rotting flesh. Also it only...
Jun 19th
Modern Drunkard Magazine Online
Modern Drunkard Magazine Online (via addthis) Here’s a list of ways to booze your way...
Jun 18th
If I can get to page 60 by the end of day today, I’m...
Jun 18th
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Fire Breathing Accident Goes Horribly Wrong at CIRQUE BERZERK Rehearsal!
It’s a dark, gothic,...
Jun 18th
DENTAL STATUS: Dr. Kim’s office informed me that my...
Jun 18th
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lamebot:
Okkervil River | Our Life Is Not a Movie or Maybe
I was listening to this song this...
Jun 18th
It doesn’t get much better than having a friend named...
Jun 18th
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Ryan Adams & The Cardinals - Cobwebs
Live on David Letterman from 10/29/2008. It’s an...
Jun 18th
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attnwh0re83:
Spacehog - In The Meantime
It’s okay, rock out, no one is watching ;)
Raise your...
Jun 18th
ace138:mikeypizzle:
“OH MY GOD! BEAR IS DRIVING!”
If you...
Jun 18th
The hardest thing to do is stay...
Especially when you don’t know if you ever WERE relevant… The good news is, WHO FUCKING...
Jun 18th
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snowflakefarmer:
The Oxford Standard (Jim Martin) - It May Sound Lame I liked the Guitar playing,...
Jun 18th
STUPID LAST.FM WAS TELLING EVERYONE MY...
So now it will be “the oxford standard (jim martin)” on there. Same shitty songs, new...
Jun 18th
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tesslynch:
Jim Croce — Bad Bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town Badder than old...
Jun 18th
onlymichelle:
I’ll be honest when I say, I don’t talk to any...
Jun 18th
I think my brother’s insane… Why the fuck is...
Jun 18th
GPOYW - WORKING IN A CREATIVE CAPACITY TODAY - AND BOY IS...
Jun 17th
I love acronyms and abbreviations
lamebot: Brian: You don’t need to put your P in a V right now. Peter: No, I don’t. I need to B my...
Jun 17th
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ledenes:
Three Best Friends by Zach Galifianakis as Alan in The Hangover
(via windycitygirl)
I...
Jun 17th
lamebot: I like that this is the first picture I ever posted...
Jun 17th
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Ryan Adams - Please Do Not Let Me Go
I was trying to explain to someone that there are a few songs...
Jun 17th
If Sesame Seeds didn't exist, I would...
I like the way they add some character to my buns.
Jun 17th
Texted Last Night from the Wallflowers...
Jim: Holy shit, there's a guy here with Lionitis and it's not Eric Stoltz!Adam: Fffuuuuuu - Shoot it! Shoot it!
Jun 17th
Mission for Today...
1.) Catch up - read up on all the episodes / outlines thus far. a.)Figure out some sweet product...
Jun 17th
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This is the time that Peter got Chris a bullfrog. He poked holes in its back so it could breathe,...
Jun 17th
Things I'm planning on doing...
1.) Cutting my own hair. 2.) Dying my hair. c.) Maybe buying a new pair of jeans. C.) A cannonball.
Jun 17th
cartoonpenis:
I just learned that Matthew Modine isn’t a...
Jun 17th
Okay, fuckers - i’m going to see the Wallflowers at...
Jun 17th
Don't kill a Dog. Kill a Human
themightyfoz: Mike Vick kills dogs & gets 2 years; Dante’ Stallworth kills a HUMAN and gets 30...
Jun 17th
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nathanieljames:
tleslieb: moderation:
The Hangover’s “Stu’s Song” a dark horse Oscar candidate...
Jun 17th
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frangry:
Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon — Urge Overkill (via kapi)
I want to listen to this song on...
Jun 17th
J$ has a new background image for the computer at work! (via...
Jun 17th
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A Camp - Dead Leaves on the Dirty Ground (white stripes cover)
This is a really cool little cover...
Jun 17th
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synecdoche:
the weakerthans - this is a fire door never leave open
I still hear trains at night,...
Jun 17th
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lamebot:
The Wallflowers | Letters From the Wasteland
I like this girl and this song and I’m...
Jun 17th
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Lucero - That Much Further West
A strongly dusty and boozey trot-along that’s mixed like...
Jun 17th
“I don’t even know who the fuck YOU are, but I’m...”
— Allthatglittersispink really...
— Allthatglittersispink really...
Jun 16th
Holy shit you guys, Legal Seafoods just sent us clam chowder...
Jun 16th
In the northeast we don't call Long...
at least in Western Mass.
Jun 16th
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86400:
“Here Come the Martian Martians” - Jonathan Richman
…the Martian suite continues…
YES!
Jun 16th
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Pearl Harbor Sucks (just a little bit more than I miss you)
(via Team America: World Police)
This...
Jun 16th
My friend Foz and I work at HEROES… we used to work at...
Jun 16th
Some spanish band called Molotov covering The...
Jun 16th
“Hello… how bout that ride in? I guess thats why they call it...”
— zack galifinakis’ speech Alan,...
— zack galifinakis’ speech Alan,...
Jun 16th
It's the stuff that you think you can...
Which is why I tend to assume I’ll get caught, or shit will go wrong. Pessism is the...
Jun 16th
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The Eels - My Timing is Off
A friend of mine informed me that I was missing out on something...
Jun 16th
mandyjanerose:
Original Hollywood Sign (1923)
Following...
Jun 16th
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snowflakefarmer:juliansimpson:
Who’s on first? The best comedy routine ever, thanks...
Jun 15th
lamebot:
juliasegal:
Bad to the (awkward) Bone-r!
i hate...
Jun 15th
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Earlier today I was doing the sad walking away theme from the Incredible Hulk by accident. My new...
Jun 15th
I like to think that Snoopy is what I was in a past life.
Jun 15th
Back in the office and I have a BILLION emails. ...
Jun 15th
themightyfoz:
cartoonpenis:
NESN FAIL.
aahhhh NESN…How do...
Jun 15th
cartoonpenis:
He just doesn’t get it.
and when he DOES get...
Jun 15th
nedhepburn: currently watching.
Barelysarcasm: My ex-boss...
Jun 15th
Adam or Brett Favre? They are so...
Adam Malamut: Nah, I'm not going to drink tonight, I already took a tylenol with codeine.Jim: Okay.
Rick: Sounds good.
Adam Malamut: I take one whenever I have even a slight ache and pain nowadays. I'm just like Brett Favre.
Jim: (trying to hold back laughter) Yes... you are exactly like Brett Favre... with the millions of dollars of endorsements... and the football career... and - BWAHAHAHA.
Jun 15th
“Bradley Whitford is the one who died in the parachute...”
— Adam predicts the future while...
— Adam predicts the future while...
Jun 15th
Gibby & The Buzzkills band facebook page...
Jun 15th
Sometimes my friend Robin and I NEED to sing duets of the...
Jun 15th
lamebot:
wrolds best.
it’s the best.
It’s funny...
Jun 15th
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yellowhat:folkinz:
radiohead: the bends
Off of my favorite Radiohead album… The titular...
Jun 15th
ewokonline:stereoplaysjunk: brokenbottleboy
If it’s...
Jun 15th
Finally, I can express myself online…
<3, MW
Jun 15th
While walking around town, it came to our attention that...
Jun 15th
Burgers & Milkshakes… Apparently they are...
Jun 15th
these PRETZELS are making me THIRSTY!
(via lamebot) These pretzels ARE making me thirsty.
Jun 15th
walpaper: My parents were huge 90210 fans and I was named...
Jun 14th
ewokonline:
Listenin’.
There’s a reason why this dude...
Jun 14th
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Sir Elton John presents: Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting
(in the sluttiest and faggiest...
Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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Atari Porn!!!
Themightyfoz and I often talk about oldschool video games… and only rarely to...
Jun 13th