Barely Sarcasm

2009

2008

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Hey Facebook? Sometimes I hate you, Facebook. <3, J$
Sep 1st

I thought it was annoying to write 3...

1:30 Sprint promotions are doubly annoying. But strangely pay more? Weird.
Sep 1st
socialistninja: Kate Moss sometimes i want to quit the...
Aug 31st
In honor of playing inappropriate beach scrabble yesterday,...
Aug 31st
STEAMPUNK COMPUTER! The future is yesterday’s...
Aug 31st
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nedhepburn: Styx “Come Sail Away” Lad.
Aug 31st
The good ones are scared by scary images.  Sometimes the...
Aug 31st
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junglejustine: Bruce Springsteen - Jersey Girl I got no time for the corner boys Down in the...
Aug 31st
I had a fantasy draft this evening.  I’m okay with how...
Aug 31st
STEAM PUNK ANTELOPE. win?  win.
Aug 31st

When Los Angeles Is On Fire...

themightyfoz: Do you think that the other plantlife smells it; and to them it smells like rotting...
Aug 31st
Keanu:  “I gotta be crazy…” Swayze:...
Aug 31st
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aseablackwithink: JACKSON BROWNE WROTE THIS WHEN HE WAS 16. what have i done with my life. ...
Aug 31st
“Jerry Jones’ Pussy has selected Marion Barber (DAL)”
— Sometimes fantasy football...
Aug 31st
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selfmutilation:rickhawk: Daft Punk | Digital Love “Last night I had a dream about you”
Aug 29th
“Who will get grounded and pounded in Portland?”...
Aug 29th
Sad news, somebody.
Aug 29th
nedhepburn: I’m at the Manolith offices. our lead...
Aug 29th
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Good news!  MORE SLOTHS BEING ADORBZ!
Aug 29th
themightyfoz: Adventures of Chicks In The Workplace ...
Aug 29th
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Ladies and gentlemen… Baby Sloths.
Aug 28th
themightyfoz: did I mention there were coyotes circling us...
Aug 28th

I just drafted a resignation email and...

I feel awful.  Just completely terrible.
Aug 28th
tobeyoung: FRIDAY. fuck you Friday, you asshole. - Ryan...
Aug 28th
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ewokonline:hiplove:Big Star - Thirteen
Aug 28th
I’m in an awful fucking mood!  LET’S MAKE FACES...
Aug 28th

One of these days I hope to wake up...

Aug 28th
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ewokonline: herestothehalcyon: joshisinfinite: Ooh La La by The Faces Yes. oui.
Aug 28th
boringloser: danirrational: I like early Titte Brothers. ...
Aug 28th
Superdrag | Regretfully Yours [1996] It’s really...
Aug 28th
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The Replacements - I Will Dare (live from SHIT, SHOWER and SHAVE) “Meet me anyplace or...
Aug 28th
theidiotking:Yes, Jim. I saw what you said before. ...
Aug 28th
LOOK AT THEIR STUPID FACES!  hahahah. love. (via...
Aug 28th

Everything today smells like wet dog.

The good news is, I love wet dogs.  They are always having so much fucking fun.
Aug 28th
Warch Watch
D R Adams’ review of the 1981 Arcade Classic GORF
Aug 27th
somuchsass: “You listen to me, Mr. Kickass. Mr. Rub-ber...
Aug 27th
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This girl was texting me and like… shit went down. Don’t text while you drive, kids. ...
Aug 27th
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paperchilton: it ain’t me babe - bob dylan Daily dose of Dylan?  si.
Aug 27th
“I think Pity is one of the strongest emotions there...”
Aug 27th
(via jonnyrockwillkillyouintheface)
Aug 27th
themightyfoz: FOOTBALL! Philly game tonight! You ready??...
Aug 27th
tesslynch: muppetology: A common design for a Jim...
Aug 27th
sometimes the lights are not flattering, but sometimes the...
Aug 27th
woah…  ladies and gents - this is a bad ass...
Aug 27th
Hey, bastards… this shit is a sloe gin fizz… Who...
Aug 27th

Psst...

henryeatspeople: I’m coming back to Cali soon. Most likely to stay, unless you piss me off again...
Aug 27th
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nedhepburn: The Meow Mix Theme barelysarcasm: “I WANT THE TRUTH AND I WANT IT MEOW!”
Aug 27th
Sometimes I look at billboards on my way to work and think: ...
Aug 27th
Bob Dylan may be the voice of your new car’s...
Aug 27th

If I never see you again it's because I...

Aug 27th
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Assholes - that’s Steve Winwood (Eric Prydz style)!  Don’t you know anything?  You...
Aug 26th
GPOYWICHDBL… P  edition (gratuitous picture of...
Aug 26th
kateanthony:letitride: Ryan Adams
Aug 26th
Say what you want, but HEROES has some famous actors in it,...
Aug 26th
synecdoche: dontcookbilly: emcum: “people who watch...
Aug 26th

I broke my phone...

So I got it replaced! for $50 (american)…  shiiiit. Oh well, I guess I should go to the bar,...
Aug 26th
themightyfoz: I found this drunk photo of Brad Pitt, I...
Aug 26th
ewokonline: themightyfoz: We were going through a blast...
Aug 26th
clarityunfiltered: Hang in there. ** For J$. THAT...
Aug 26th
Learning to make money from my friends…
Aug 26th

Fuck you, dude.

If your homelife/social life is almost non-existent because you work all the time, then when work...
Aug 26th

Going to get things is for poor people.

The rich and successful get shit delivered.
Aug 25th
“I’m getting drunk on the reg, fuckin’...
Aug 25th
themightyfoz: There is a lot about me that makes me a...
Aug 25th
Hey Whiskey, You’re welcome. J$
Aug 25th
“There’s one major difference between James Bond and me! He...”
— Sean Connery (via...
Aug 25th
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: BALLIN Barelyscharchaschm: Connery and...
Aug 25th
Matt Wong | Founding Member and up until 2008, Bassist of...
Aug 25th
mikeypizzle: badly photoshopped poster, but...
Aug 25th

Boys have penises and girls have...

Aug 25th

Odd.

clarityunfiltered: My Greek upstairs neighbor is learning to play reggae guitar. I know, I know,...
Aug 25th

What good news.

I’m a big Affleck guy.
Aug 25th

Is it completely self-defeating to work...

Coz I do that…
Aug 25th
You can’t buy a good Jawline… It’s in the...
Aug 25th
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6od: Be My Baby - Glasvegas’ cover Also awesome. Ronettes style!
Aug 25th
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rachell: The Ronettes - Be My Baby
Aug 25th
Domestic Debbie Does Dinner! (J$ edition.) Oh that? ...
Aug 25th
mandyjanerose: Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S....
Aug 25th
GUM JOB! carolinastar:via HuffPo
Aug 25th

I'm a Screw Up - but apparently all is...

Brea: indeed. so DON'T SCREW IT UP!
me: omfg, brea - that's like the main thing I do though! SCREW UP CITY!
Brea: i think you haven't bought there yet, just you rent.
me: It's affordable, and there's a pool!
Brea: the pool is full of false hopes and mistakes. you need to move out.
me: :nodding: i wonder if there's any vacancies on the corner of victory and success
Brea: yes - off the high road.
Brea: high road.
Brea: that joke didn't work.
me: nope.
Aug 25th
Michael Jackson Death- Ruled a Homicide.
Aug 25th
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whiskeyandgoatsmilk: What makes the Red Man red? ah disney. both sexist and racist! but Princess...
Aug 25th
New Heroes Graphic Novel
Aug 25th
lamebot: Nutella Cat. Win. Also: HI MSPAINT!!! ...
Aug 25th
Patrick Bateman: I'm on a diet.
Jean: What, you're kidding, right? You look great... so fit... and thin.
Patrick Bateman: Well, you can always be thinner... look better.
Jean: Then maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I wouldn't want you to lose your willpower.
Patrick Bateman: That's okay. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.
Aug 24th
Oh, me?  I’m a lodgeman.  I do things in mahogany and...
Aug 24th

Y'know how people are "tagging" their...

And it says it on the bottom of their posts in a grey hash-tag like fashion? Yeah, I’m not...
Aug 24th
Ad: Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper!...
Aug 24th
I’m sleepy.  I’m also proud of my contributions...
Aug 24th

Uncle Touchie's naked puzzle basement...

You won’t wear a shirt and you’ll cry. [patton oswalt jokes ftw]
Aug 24th
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Weezer - Haunt You Every Day [Make Believe, 2005] This is one of the weaker WEEZER albums, and...
Aug 24th
[the following conversation happened Monday morning at...
Aug 24th
“Oh, no… I totally liked her, dude, but like, huhuhuh,...”
— the mentally handicapped...
Aug 24th
lamebot: Wall-e came over for a photoshoot today. We will...
Aug 24th
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synecdoche: snarkface: The Weakerthans - Left and Leaving spray it in your face and slam it.
Aug 24th
I’m really thinking about making this my new facebook...
Aug 24th

catwoman- I had a dream last night that...

clarityunfiltered: youroldarchenemycatwoman: bowlingalleylawyer: sorry barelysarcasm, I don’t...
Aug 24th
You can suck my cock, driving on Sundays.
Aug 23rd

Things I hate...

having to schlep from Santa Monica (my home) to Hollywood (my work) to get the noted up copy of the...
Aug 23rd
asleepyheart: saw this friday night, so sooo good. I hope...
Aug 23rd
mandyjanerose: (via nevver) This is what I call my...
Aug 23rd
Dear Facebook… YOU WIN! <3 The Internet.
Aug 23rd
octa:“Manbearpig is in there and we all have to kill him...
Aug 23rd

FuckYeah Blogs Are So Early 2009

(via missmlady) NED SHOULD HAVE COPYRIGHTED THAT SHIT WITH FUCKYEAHSHARKS!
Aug 23rd
tobeyoung: Vinyl Listening This album is quite good.
Aug 23rd
Hey Joose! This is racist… Also it’s extremely...
Aug 23rd
theidiotking: someone needs to pay for this. J$: Me…...
Aug 22nd
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Hey, you guys remember the time that I released a super-CGI rap video under the pseudonym Chuggo?  I...
Aug 22nd
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nedhepburn: Outkast “Ms Jackson” I’m maddening.
Aug 22nd
Hey Guys! Back a while ago MANOLITH was running a contest...
Aug 22nd
indieandyy: moviesinframes: Kiss Kiss Bang...
Aug 22nd
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Lionel Ritchie - ALL NIGHT LONG (live) I’m so sick of this “live” shit…...
Aug 21st
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nedhepburn: Ennio Morricone “The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly” Need it.
Aug 21st
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asleepyheart: The Beatles - While My Guitar Gently Weeps I’m going to listen to this...
Aug 21st
Barelysarcasm:  One night I was at a bar and I asked these...
Aug 21st
I Just Ordered One (HIDE YOUR BEAGLE, VICK'S...
Aug 21st

You know how Daniel Plainview was an oil...

I’m a vagina man. Wait… that doesn’t sound right.
Aug 21st
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Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band |  Growin’ Up LIVE! Feb 5, 1975 @ The Main Point...
Aug 21st
My facebook has become a hilarious battleground between my...
Aug 21st
click-thru! (via walpaper)
Aug 21st
Crazy Eddie’s prices weren’t just INSANE…...
Aug 21st
synecdoche: exspectator: clintisiceman: ...
Aug 21st
REX TRAILER was my “Performance for Television”...
Aug 21st
Alkaline Trio | maybe i’ll catch fire [2000]
Aug 20th

People I want to Slap Today (8/20/09...

themightyfoz: Lets add people that say “Cheers” at the end of a phone conversation. I can ALMOST...
Aug 20th
Me + Babs Gordon = ETERNAL LOVE ...
Aug 20th
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barelysarcasm: I saw funny people last night…  DEALBREAKER:  You don’t like Adam...
Aug 20th
ladimcbeth:mikehudack:retropolitics: Foxhole...
Aug 20th
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nedhepburn: Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers “Pablo Picasso” One of my favorite ML songs. ...
Aug 20th
Stereotypes:  Yeah, okay fine, sometimes I understand why...
Aug 20th
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yellowhat: fuckyeahteamventure: Venture Bros. season four promo Oh God, I’m dying. EVERYTHING...
Aug 20th

I've never lost anything I couldn't live...

Aug 20th
“To die would be a great adventure.”
— Peter Pan (via rbateson)
Aug 20th
I just gave about an hour of advice to two comedy writers...
Aug 20th
5432films: “Superkiss” i think i’ll even out that...
Aug 20th
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lamebot: The Gaslight Anthem | We Came To Dance (demo) From the liner notes: “i’ve always...
Aug 20th
GPOYW - this is what I look like when I look at the phone ...
Aug 19th
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bonerparty: we dont usually run ads on Boner Party, but when we do, you bet its for quality...
Aug 19th
Last night I hung out with Brent, Hamilton &...
Aug 19th
malty:michaelikesit: How Much Does Beer Consumption Vary By...
Aug 19th
asleepyheart: a smart car smashed between two trucks :(...
Aug 19th
theblast: DC COMICS SOLICITS BLACKEST NIGHT PROMOTIONAL...
Aug 19th
syntheticpubes: by Dimitri Karakostas This would be my...
Aug 19th
tesslynch: luxurious caviar burger Now THIS is a sandwich...
Aug 19th
I wanna go back, I wanna go back, I don’t even know...
Aug 19th
winstonwolfe: Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, backstage,...
Aug 19th
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lamebot: gvoyw The Internet:  Causing Dudes To Go “Oh are you kidding me?!? ADORBZ!”...
Aug 19th
Who says I don’t have charmingly original happy...
Aug 19th
theduty: Hirsute History is a new line of t-shirts by...
Aug 19th
synecdoche: hahahaha things i miss about junior year. Trey...
Aug 19th
“If conservatives get to call universal healthcare...”
— Bill Maher, Real Time with...
Aug 19th

Fantasy Football Bitches!

themightyfoz: Oh yes, my friends, football season is finally here! And its arrival only means one...
Aug 19th
cartoonpenis: If dogs are over it, I’m over it.  Go...
Aug 19th
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ewokonline: stuffaboutminneapolis:icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: Paul Westerberg - Dyslexic...
Aug 19th
synecdoche: (via nevermindthebolex) do you ever get the...
Aug 19th
Jakob Dylan as Trent Lane in DARIA: THE MOVIE
Aug 19th
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Thunder road: As performed by Tortoise & Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy An original and...
Aug 18th
mandyjanerose: Number of times I got called Daria in high...
Aug 18th
Hey Williamsburg / Brooklyn / NYC! Did you hear about this...
Aug 18th
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soupsoup: Anthony Bourdain interview from the Authors@Google series. Auto Bourdain reblog.
Aug 18th
HEROES: REBELLION PART 7 “Liberation” This is a...
Aug 18th

J$

ewokonline: Preach it. RE: Ryan Adams & The Cardinals… When I saw the NYC show on 9/30...
Aug 18th
ewokonline: fizzzzy: letitride: Jon Stewart & The...
Aug 18th
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“I realized ever since I started working, every single day of my life is worse than the day...
Aug 18th
snowflakefarmer: itchycosmicpocket: HOT BITCH. Adorable A...
Aug 18th
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Riley (my Friend’s cat) is so friekin’ adorably dumb.  Look at her here, struggling to...
Aug 18th
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sweaterjunkie: nedhepburn: Superdrag “Sucked Out” oh man oh man OH MAN x2
Aug 18th

Q.) What did the cake say to the candle?

A.) “You’re burning my back!” ROTFL - this is NOT a joke, but Laffy Taffy thinks...
Aug 18th
I’m so watching this right now… It’s so...
Aug 18th
You guys, Tuesday is the new Humpday!  Thank goodness.
Aug 18th
OH YOU MEAN THAT MOVIE WITH BEN STILLER?  WHAT OTHER MOVIE...
Aug 18th

Heavyweights...

You know who was in that movie?  Ben Stiller… You know what else?  I don’t remember the...
Aug 18th
Security Guards A new dramedy starring Adam Malamut &...
Aug 18th
synecdoche: i have seen this movie over fifty times. Own...
Aug 18th
tanya77: ihatemyparents: Fuck you… lol 5/5 grown men...
Aug 18th
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Animals Being assholes.  Hilariously.  (courtesy of adamut)
Aug 18th
Hey Monday, See above. <3, J$
Aug 18th
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onlymichelle: Oasis - (Get Off Your) High Horse Lady Get off your high horse, lady. I don’t need...
Aug 18th
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shorterexcerpts: Ryan Adams - “I taught myself how to grow old” J$: Earlier there was a blog I was...
Aug 18th

Surrounded by Retards

the Jim Martin story. *certain scenes in this story take place in a room full of mirrors.
Aug 18th
This is totally an Emo-Cow!  I bet he plays guitar in...
Aug 17th
“Don’t criticize what you can’t understand.”
— Bob Dylan (via thesunking)...
Aug 17th
lickystickypickyme: Offensive & Politically incorrect...
Aug 17th
snowflakefarmer: ;) I had a moustache on Saturday.
Aug 17th
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Grey In L.A. | Loudon Wainwright III As I was driving to work this morning, amidst the traffic and...
Aug 17th
“Flossing the Otter” = Wearing thong underwear...
Aug 17th

Baby, I know your zipcode...

So let’s get postal on them pants!
Aug 17th

Seriously bitch?

(via scissorsister) IKR?! (I know, right?)
Aug 17th
You didn’t remind me to not forget to stress out!
Aug 17th
DISTRICT 9 (2009) 7/10 Good story and scene work… (I...
Aug 17th
My favorite part of this picture I took of the glowing...
Aug 17th
Milky Joe and I have a boat to catch.
Aug 17th
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nedhepburn: Aerosmith “Dream On” Elevation of epicness in tune-town.
Aug 17th
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nedhepburn: Jarvis Cocker “Cunts Are Still Running The World” ___ for soup. Jarvis Cocker is...
Aug 17th
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Brad Pitt on Bill Maher’s Real Time… He discusses Religion, Gay Marriage, Pot, the town...
Aug 17th
That Thing You Do! [Written & Directed by Tom Hanks,...
Aug 17th
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nedhepburn: Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood “Some Velvet Morning” Always reblogging Nancy &...
Aug 16th
mayafish: Well, she’s not exactly a dinosaur, only the...
Aug 16th
I can feel the winds a blowin’, I can hear the thunder...
Aug 16th
theduty:(via gordonshumway) I can get crunchy in a fast way...
Aug 16th
ewokonline: Yeah, like that. barelysnacks: Yeah, you...
Aug 16th
OMFG - Lily Allen likes to hang with dudes that are on...
Aug 16th
snowflakefarmer: delgrosso: “Look, all I’m saying is...
Aug 16th
This is art… Go ahead and put your links below this if...
Aug 16th
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junglejustine: Spice Girls - 2 Become 1 Srs Emotions. FTW
Aug 16th
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Bob Dylan & The Band - It Ain’t Me Babe I was just trying to find a Bob Dylan song that I...
Aug 16th
Some people call Boxing “The Sweet Science.” ...
Aug 16th
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lamebot: Pink Floyd | Wish You Were Here
Aug 16th
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ewokonline: msgrisgris:vela: “A Song For You” by Gram Parsons Oh my land is like a wild goose ...
Aug 16th
As a prank my friend Foz bedazzled my friend Harrison...
Aug 16th
I took a picture of this in the bathroom at the bar last...
Aug 16th
lamebot: Jakob Dylan! I like this guy.
Aug 16th
bestiesonice: nedhepburn: jim I ran into this dapper gent...
Aug 16th
“Why can I never be perfect? For one day I want to be...”
— Adam Malamut
Aug 15th

I was hungover all day.

I’m going to a flipcup tournament in 2 hours. I need to put my drinking face on so I can ...
Aug 15th
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Lucero | Sweet Little Thing This is whiskey and cigarettes.  This is a sweaty, drunky, smokey rock...
Aug 15th
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nedhepburn: Charlie Brown deals with insecurity and the concept of “failure”. hilarious. Gotta get...
Aug 15th
No one’s in the office right now and I’m on...
Aug 15th
I sometimes get threatening emails from Whiskey.  She tells...
Aug 15th

Outliers: 10,000 hours = Success

Malcolm Gladwell, author of “The Tipping Point” and “Blink”, has a new book out titled “Outliers:...
Aug 15th
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nedhepburn: The English Beat “Mirror In The Bathroom” I’m so glad we went to this show.
Aug 15th
Suck me, Tumblr.
Aug 14th
Warch Watch
Hakuna Matata - that’s how I’m doing it today.
Aug 14th
wheniwascruel: Monday! Sign me up.
Aug 14th
Ryan Gosling as Young Hercules singing "it...
Aug 14th
cute
Aug 14th
BagelySagspasm: I’m a virgin, I’ve never had...
Aug 14th
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ewokonline: culturedscene:youroldarchenemycatwoman: Twist and Shout The Beatles want to quit...
Aug 14th
mikeypizzle: Easily District 9 is the best movie of the...
Aug 14th

5 reasons you need to stop worrying...

junglejustine: Does this sound familiar: “I wanted to apply for that job but didn’t because...
Aug 14th

Dungy Casually Asked Vick if Dogfighting...

HAMPTON, VIRGINIA—During a preseason conditioning workout Tuesday, Michael Vick’s de facto...
Aug 14th
youroldarchenemycatwoman: letitride: Ryan at home on...
Aug 14th
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youroldarchenemycatwoman: David Vandervelde Nothin No gettin’ high out on the front porch ...
Aug 14th
Um… I know what Licky thinks (see below) but I think...
Aug 14th

When it comes down to it, I frankly...

I mean, I’m not even a parent yet and this shit weighs on my mind until the back of my left...
Aug 14th
theduty: typical. barelysuckasthma: Fuck this, I’m...
Aug 14th
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lamebot: Bruce Springsteen | I Want You (Dylan Cover) I like this jamb… I put it on a mixed...
Aug 14th
How to win at facebook…
Aug 14th
The ‘Mats. just doing my part.
Aug 14th
ewokonline: Posted this one before, but still worth...
Aug 14th
lamebot: Words of wisdom J$: I like to think that John...
Aug 14th
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Badfinger | Baby Blue Oh, you want a really good song that was written and recorded before 1975 but...
Aug 14th
(via ragetoons) This is one of the best ones ever…...
Aug 13th
If you’re in LA and looking for some fun and friendly...
Aug 13th
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tesslynch: The Libertines — Radio America I’m in a band now.  You can tell because...
Aug 13th
“WESTWOOD — A man accused of making threats against the White...”
— Police Standoff Forces...
Aug 13th
I never realized that I think Falcor is hot.  DRUNK DIAL ME,...
Aug 13th
Hey Boston - go to this show tonight.  It’s cheap,...
Aug 13th
nedhepburn:willzone:someecards
Aug 13th
Barelysarcasm: I don’t think that the little African...
Aug 13th
Um…  Really?  I don’t know, Paternal Maternal*...
Aug 13th
Jet Blue all you can fly pass for $599.
Aug 13th
winstonwolfe: Les Paul, New York, NY 1995 June 9, 1915 -...
Aug 13th
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tfail: Jimmy Eat World - Praise Chorus This is the jam. My favorite Part is when meningioma...
Aug 13th
synecdoche: pertoleum: i hate crackers.* *Hey, Pilot? ...
Aug 13th
Sometimes when I think that it’s my time to shine,...
Aug 13th

Yo Gurl... I want to do the wrong thing...

You see what I’m saying?
Aug 13th
junglejustine: Parker Posey is better than you. I would let...
Aug 13th
This is what I’m going to look like in 5 years. (post...
Aug 13th
ewokonline: Fuckyeahtheboss. F.T.W.
Aug 13th
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junglejustine: Bob Dylan - Like A Rolling Stone Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people...
Aug 13th
FUCK IT.
Aug 13th
GPOYW#2. 1.) You have a filthy mouth, you clean it out with...
Aug 13th
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mayafish: christopherattle: BLOSSOM INTRO (via matiulita) Never forget. I’m going to say...
Aug 13th
Facebook took away my vanity URL. Didn’t they say once...
Aug 13th
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lamebot: The Traveling Wilburys [Bob Dylan, Ray Orbison, George Harrison, Tom Petty, and Jeff...
Aug 13th
GPOYW - oh. my. god… what is this alien device and get...
Aug 13th
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vela: “Sweet Jane” by The Velvet Underground mhmmm, totally, that’s what I’m saying,...
Aug 13th
“Wow, finally a man can convey his emotions…...
Aug 12th
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lamebot:The Wallflowers | Asleep At the Wheel Lamebot… Brand new avatar but same great taste!...
Aug 12th
Barely sarcasm confession time: FACT:  I used to only like...
Aug 12th
My roommate is ALL OVER the internet.
Aug 12th
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msbojangles: Conway Twitty / / It’s Only Make Believe Ultimate Twitty reblog.
Aug 12th

Does Facebook Translate to Tumblr? No,...

Adam Malamut Suck it other Adam Malamuts, Hollywood Adam Malamut pwns you guys in a google search...
Aug 12th

Remember when disagreeing with the...

Well fuck it, get a gun and threaten the President (Barack Obama) because now everything is...
Aug 12th
J$ thinks that this is a bad picture because there’s...
Aug 12th
I went to college with Marc… This picture is...
Aug 12th
nedhepburn:(via pitchfork) DeadlySargasso: I didn’t...
Aug 12th
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thehandshake:cameronr: Jay Reatard - “It Ain’t Gonna Save Me” yep!  dude’s bodacious.
Aug 12th
Fact: Pouring Natty Ice into a Fat Tire glass makes it taste...
Aug 12th
Um… I gotta say it here… Robert Rodriguez is one...
Aug 12th

A plan in the making...

ewokonline: barelysarcasm: Hey you, Yeah you!  Get the fuck outta my yard unless you’re going to...
Aug 12th
Hey you, Yeah you!  Get the fuck outta my yard unless...
Aug 12th
mandyjanerose: I made vegan oatmeal chocolate chip cookies...
Aug 12th

Talkin' to myself...

Jim: I don't know if I want another beer, I feel bloated.
J$: Dude, there's whiskey!
Jim: Oh... I feel foolish.
J$: You look sober.
Jim: I'll fix that.
J$: No, WE will.
Aug 12th

Boner Party is being made into a book?

jgh: anniegee: bonerparty: jgh: Kill me now Jesus said the same thing about The Bible and...
Aug 12th
Warch Watch
shorterexcerpts: Youkilis does not enjoy getting plunked on back-to-back nights by Detroit...
Aug 12th
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tim-ryan: The Hold Steady — Stay Positive barelysarcasm: With the ghost of saint joe...
Aug 12th

Getting a new pair of socks is like...

“why’s that?” Umm… guess?
Aug 12th
synecdoche: OH, COME ON. barelysarcasm: No no no,...
Aug 12th
cartoonpenis: They grow up so fast.  It’s amazing how much...
Aug 12th
winstonwolfe: Fiiiiiiight!!! I just had my roommate tivo...
Aug 12th
I’m not very politically active… I do read...
Aug 12th
Fox News sues for right to lie to public,...
Aug 12th
“Well, when you look at yourself in the mirror at...”
— Thanks for the heads up, Noel...
Aug 12th
Listen Listen
lamebot: Dead Man’s Bones | My Body’s A Zombie For You Thanks to J$ for this gem, I’ve listened...
Aug 12th
“You & Ewok should be British actually. You drink in pint...”
— Julescave Well fuck,...
Aug 12th
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lamebot: Oasis | She is Love In an Oasis kinda mood.
Aug 12th
kelela: What a craptacular photo. and then I say:...
Aug 12th
My officemate just brought this to my attention… Who...
Aug 12th