Barely Sarcasm

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HEY!  Draft 2 of outline being sent… NOW!
Oct 2nd
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actioncamp: We should have been writing Halloween songs a long time ago… Candy Corn (The Best...
Oct 2nd
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actioncamp: Just a taste of new Action Camp: Candy Corn (the best poison of all). A song we’re...
Oct 2nd

Rough Draft of Outline for Episode...

About to be handed off for round 1 of notes.
Oct 2nd
86400: axinomancy: The Greatest Drunk on Earth “Sixteen...
Oct 2nd
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Oasis - The Fame (off the ALL AROUND THE WORLD UK SINGLE) Let’s hear it for Noel Gallagher,...
Oct 2nd
laurenzettler: I always wanted a thing on a lanyard. YOU...
Oct 2nd
Being an asshole, FTW!  (but srsly - people are fat).
Oct 1st
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Wings - Silly Love Songs Fuck you, everyone.  Fuck you. (it’s funny to yell this when this...
Oct 1st
ewokonline: stereoplaysjunk:letitride: RA at radio...
Oct 1st

I want a beer.

It’s 10:25am.
Oct 1st
titaniumbluesky: Ardi: Oldest Human Skeleton Discovered,...
Oct 1st

Apparently I just noticed something...

FML
Oct 1st
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theduty:jclutch: Patton Oswalt “The Douchiest T-Shirt Ever”
Oct 1st
cartoonpenis: People in Indonesia this week < People in Indonesia last week
Oct 1st
On the production refrigerator at work…  It looks like...
Oct 1st

pee pee caca moo moo shit.

Oct 1st

stunned skies

if you could see the stars tonight you’d know that i did it right. i didn’t do it all...
Oct 1st
synecdoche: ali larter should’ve quit acting after final...
Oct 1st
nedhepburn: hey what did you do today? oh really? you didnt...
Oct 1st
I don’t know that he’s really fingering that...
Oct 1st
I’d like a weiner, plz. peopleasplaces:ak47: (via...
Oct 1st
my guys! ...
Oct 1st
msbojangles: Steve Earle and Justin Townes Earle by Joshua...
Oct 1st
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sweetheartbeats: cake - short skirt, long jacket kthisvidis4rl.
Oct 1st
This is fan art for the HEROES: SLOW BURN sprint integration...
Oct 1st
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Electric Six - BODY SHOT This is why Dick Valentine is one of my favorite musicians and artists of...
Sep 30th
GPOYW - Glasses / ‘Burns / Stubble edition.  (or: I...
Sep 30th
r3d:maeby:(via geekwithswag) This is how I do it...
Sep 30th
Joe:  What do you mean part way gay? Jim:  I mean I like...
Sep 30th
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Blitzen Trapper | God & Suicide
Sep 30th
ihavetopeerealbad:(via misswallflower)
Sep 29th
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whiskeyandgoatsmilk: The Weakerthans- Everything Must Go! Garage Sale. Saturday.I need to pay  my...
Sep 29th
georgiaisyourfriend: (via iloveyumfood) I’ll admit it…I...
Sep 29th
Writing is tiring (from the Sprint Advertisements portion of...
Sep 29th
murraythenut: Yom Kippur
Sep 28th
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somuchsass: Matt Damon’s Matthew McConaughey Impression Spot-on. “Todays scene, I think, would...
Sep 28th
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Tim Tebow getting his clock cleaned by Tayler Wyndham from Saturday 9/26… It looks very...
Sep 28th
Free Appetizer when I’m watching Monday Night...
Sep 28th
In the 1979 draft, the Cowboys had an in-the-twilight Roger...
Sep 28th

I've almost gotten parking tickets the...

Why? Because I end up leaving at 8:05am.  And at the time of departure, my car is parked on a street...
Sep 28th

You can always recognize a caring...

Sep 28th
theduty: The Lee Harvey Oswalt Trio. at least on this...
Sep 28th
octa: “It seems we are in a universe where everything is...
Sep 28th
bonerparty: mandy moore gives you the kind of erections...
Sep 28th
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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I haven’t been to the olive garden in like FOREVER.
Sep 28th
I’m watchin’ THIS tonight.
Sep 27th
Hey you guys… I got a haircut.  Seriously though -...
Sep 27th
Dear friends, I love you and I hope you’re loving...
Sep 27th
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nedhepburn: Refused “New Noise” autonewnoisereblogforyourface.
Sep 27th
molls: Sucks about your dinner, James Martin. Yeah, I...
Sep 26th
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msbojangles: The Killers & Lou Reed / / Tranquilize Autoloureed!
Sep 26th
What do you mean you’re not hungry?  You’re...
Sep 26th
Facebook just informed me that my friend Katie was on a...
Sep 26th

I'm so sick of peoples' parents stealing...

I DON’T CARE THAT YOUR PARENTS ARE FIGHTING IN THE KITCHEN, CAN WE PLEASE JUST GO ALREADY? THE...
Sep 26th
President Obama needs to cool down and start thinking about...
Sep 26th
themightyfoz: Fucking Hipster He-Man. thanks for ruining...
Sep 26th
So I put on someone elses glasses and the Rx was way high...
Sep 25th
Barelysarcasm:  Hey, Tom Oatmeal!  Looks like Eric got away...
Sep 25th
yellowhat:merlin:(via tofuttibreak) Oh, the HORROR! ...
Sep 25th
WILD LITTLE PEOPLE?  I LOVE CARNIVALS!
Sep 25th
Arbuckle’s got mad ups, take 2. (via...
Sep 25th
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nathanieljames: Move Your Feet | Junior Senior Yeah!  I’m wearin’ boots motherfucker!
Sep 25th
“all the sweethearts of the world are out dancing in the...”
— whiskeytown, avenues (via...
Sep 25th
Workin’ on HEROES on the reg…
Sep 25th
Oh, look at what I’m going to see on 10/18. OKAY!
Sep 25th
Yeah, I did it.
Sep 24th
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Warren Zevon | Excitable Boy Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best Excitable boy, they...
Sep 24th

I just ________ in a cup!

Want to fill in the blank, please?
Sep 24th

Knock 3 times on the ceiling

melissamayhem: if you want meat… twice on the boar… if the answer is no.
Sep 24th
I have friends that like it when I’m caught in the...
Sep 24th
OMFG - DID YOU KNOW FOZ & I ARE MENTIONED IN THE BOSTON...
Sep 24th
sweetheartbeats: Somehow my old college has earned the...
Sep 24th
“I look pretty good. I do. I look kinda buff.”
— My Dad (Jim Martin) He was...
Sep 24th
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My Friends at 5432films did a bad ass short film that’s TOTALLY FREE TO WATCH RIGHT ABOVE...
Sep 24th
spinlighted:ewokonline:(via prolificimagination)
Sep 24th
Born to FUN!  (picture emailed to me courtesy of Ned…...
Sep 24th
Sometimes Ray Park & I cross our arms on the set.
Sep 24th
themightyfoz: FUCKYACARNIVALEPISODESHOOTING! I’m...
Sep 24th
tim-ryan: Currently watching BASEketball. This movie...
Sep 24th
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… Video Dating is creepier than internet dating… Really.  It is.
Sep 24th
GPOYW -...
Sep 24th
I nominate this as the sexiest...
Sep 24th
“Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap...
Sep 24th
60 Springsteen Facts for Bruce’s 60th Birthday via...
Sep 23rd
idiotwind: Photos by Jerry Schatzberg - 1965-66 ...
Sep 23rd
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Lucero - I Can Get Us Outta Here Tonight… This song is epic to play when driving as the...
Sep 23rd
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lamebot: The Girl From Ipanema style I love me some elevator muzak and some foreign music.  And...
Sep 23rd
“Do ya like dagz?” (via...
Sep 23rd
shorterexcerpts: I wonder if Comedy Central will air that...
Sep 22nd
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nedhepburn: Patton Oswalt “The Gatekeepers Of Cool” ____ Patton totally nails growing up in a...
Sep 22nd
laurenzettler: Haha now you know. ...
Sep 22nd
melancholyjen: absolutely. Guitarsongs featuring JTE!
Sep 22nd
lamebot:carlovely: appropriate. i laughed harder than i...
Sep 22nd
theidiotking: I’m deleting them all as I go. Except for this...
Sep 21st
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Turns out this isn’t even how you actually “make babies…”  turns out.
Sep 21st

I always heard that "No matter what you...

I call bullshit.
Sep 21st
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theduty: World’s fastest game of hide and seek. …if this doesn’t make you smile, sorry,...
Sep 21st
My brother talks trash on the reg.
Sep 21st
Herschel Walker Signs Mixed Martial Arts...
Sep 21st
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attnwh0re83: Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around Every Monday I listen to Johnny Cash. He makes...
Sep 21st
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sweaterjunkie: Superdrag - Keep it Close to Me I want rock and roll but I don’t wanna deal with...
Sep 21st
shorterexcerpts:hono-lulu:inothernews:(Photo: Ronald...
Sep 21st
msbojangles:nevver:Bukowski Prints, OMG
Sep 21st
“The Mathemagician nodded knowingly and stroked his chin...”
— The Phantom Tollbooth (via...
Sep 21st
ljr331: Okay, this is my dad (circa 1985). A story at his...
Sep 21st
whytheyrehot.tumblr.com
Sep 21st
junglejustine: Drugs & Depp. *this is how river phoenix...
Sep 21st
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ewokonline: vela: “Return of The Grievous Angel” by Gram Parsons And the man on the radio won’t...
Sep 21st
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Chris Collinsworth is ostensibly the exact same character as Matthew McConaughey in DAZED AND...
Sep 21st
winstonwolfe: Cowboys Stadium has it’s very own version of...
Sep 21st
My favorite team is such a giant bunch of assholes that even...
Sep 21st

Ravens win!!! 2-0!!!

(via alanfm78) Reblogging coz I hate the Chargers.
Sep 21st
Someone’s happy as fuck about how awesome STRONGHOLD...
Sep 21st
soupsoup:think4yourself:Capitalism vs. Communism | Daily...
Sep 20th

You never saw my best scene... the one...

WALLFLOWERS FTW!
Sep 20th
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thepilgrim-chapter32: Or some Kiss Black Diamond Kiss always helps.
Sep 20th
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Palisades Park - performed by Freddy “boom boom” Cannon (written by Chuck Barris)
Sep 20th
sade: I took smoking for granted. I haven’t smoked in 2...
Sep 20th
Bang Bang (my baby shot me down) (via syntheticpubes)
Sep 20th
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nedhepburn: The Undertones “Teenage Kicks” Love me the undertones.
Sep 20th
Bike rides are just accidents waiting to happen.
Sep 20th

I want to get like - Gerard Butler fat.

Sep 20th
nedhepburn: Golden State Cafe on Fairfax is so fucking good....
Sep 19th
yes… he… doesuhhhhh.
Sep 19th
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kurisutin: my old friend the blues - steve earle yep. The last time I saw Steve Earle I cried. ...
Sep 19th
Hey Ace!  Let’s get back in the New York Groove! (via...
Sep 19th
Hey, Friday… I’m fighting the power…...
Sep 19th
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“And that’s why I don’t like cricket.” Bob Fossil & The Mighty Boosh...
Sep 19th
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Murder By Death | I’m Comin’ Home I saw this band perform live last night - they were...
Sep 18th
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This is why I can’t be on TV. “keep fucking that chicken” doesn’t strike me...
Sep 18th

Long Player with D.R. Adams

thewayoftheworld: “You and I, we aren’t from here. I know I am not anyway and if this whole...
Sep 18th

Sigh

sinkships: I wish there were robot barelysarcasms. And one that lived locally and happened to find...
Sep 18th
Face Pixels Face Face Shadow Face Colors Face White Face
Sep 18th
harmonwashere: via www.shoeboxblog.com Bunnies are dicks.
Sep 18th
theduty: it’s hard to find good help these days… ...
Sep 18th
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synecdoche: THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD. Nine Days...
Sep 18th
C’est magnefique, oui?
Sep 18th
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harmonwashere: YSL: Parisienne Kate Moss Promo Daily dose of Moss?  Oui.  Video of awesome? ...
Sep 18th
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shorterexcerpts: Harold and the Purple Crayon (1969) Anyone else remember (and adore) this book...
Sep 17th
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Writing the Hits With Stupid by Ryan Adams “like Wilco in designer clothes.”
Sep 17th

Look out Honey 'cause I'm using...

Ain’t got time to make no apology.
Sep 17th
Gaslight Anthem - Tonight…  Henry Fonda...
Sep 17th
nedhepburn: Keith Richards. Keef Riffhard!
Sep 17th
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theduty: paperzach: Live and better than the original. Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers -...
Sep 17th
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nathanieljames: Say It Ain’t So | Weezer
Sep 17th

What if late was spelled "lait"?

Would I still be it… (not pregnant style, but like - to work I mean.)
Sep 17th
Wednesday nights.
Sep 17th
nathanieljames: GPOYW | “I chopped off a bunch of my hair...
Sep 17th

Started breaking my episode of HEROES...

Now I’m issuing pages for the sprint new media package I’m writing and I’m eating...
Sep 17th
GPOYW - Sweater Buddies Edition.
Sep 16th
The Traveling Wilburys = awesome. Nelson Wilbury - George...
Sep 16th
themightyfoz: REASONS TO HATE EDDIE #8 - He dresses...
Sep 16th

radiohead

yurztruly: ewokonline: youroldarchenemycatwoman: i just spent the day listening to Radiohead...
Sep 16th
ewokonline: (via themightyfoz) Win. Oh look, the...
Sep 16th
Sorry, but this one is awesome. socialistninja:(via...
Sep 16th
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titwillow: Better Off Alone by Weezer (demo) originally by Alice Deejay Psst, hey Dave - can...
Sep 16th
clarityunfiltered: Hey Jim. I’ll trade you the rest of the...
Sep 16th
nedhepburn: my mock-up (i have zero photoshop skills) for...
Sep 16th

This is why Baseketball is great...

themightyfoz: So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern...
Sep 16th
OMFG - My pineapple cake is upsidedown (and delicious!)
Sep 16th
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THE STRYDER - INTOXICATED www.emojambsonthestereowhileidosomewritingmotherfucker.com I LOVED...
Sep 16th
themightyfoz: So on Saturday here at the studio, there was...
Sep 15th
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themightyfoz: lamebot: bringtheruckuss: reel big fish - take on me <3 FOZ: LOOOOOVE this...
Sep 15th

When I die...

theidiotking: …I hope the internet makes unfunny and generally disrespectful jokes about it. Oh...
Sep 15th
ewokonline: itsalwayssunny: “Pertinent to another...
Sep 15th
You guys, I’m taking Yoga SUPER SERIAL!
Sep 15th
nedhepburn: oh my fucking god shut up about kanye west. Patrick Swayze
Sep 15th
themightyfoz: Me, Dawn Oliveri, 7 Madeline Zima…. new ladies...
Sep 15th

When Paul Rudd interviews Jon Hamm...

somuchsass: PR: Who’s your favorite cartoon potato-chip mascot? JH: The guy on the Pringles can....
Sep 15th
themightyfoz: Ross…the coolest, Hungriest, and most Cuddly...
Sep 15th
I know it seems like people in the office pick on...
Sep 15th

More reasons to Hate Eddie #6

Me: Hey ass-hat. I got a ticket this morning because you called me and I picked up the phone. You owe me 100.00. I need it by Thursdsay.
Eddie: You don't have a bluetooth. You shouldn't be driving and talking without a bluetooth.
Me: By Thursday Eddie.
Eddie: I don't think people should be driving without a bluetooth, you have had plenty of time to get a bluetooth.
Me: by Thursday Eddie.
Eddie: I am not paying it.
Me: By Thursday Eddie. I am getting that money.
Eddie: What are you gonna do? Take me to small claims court?
Me: I am from South Philly. We don't go to small claims court. I will be getting that money.
Sep 15th
kpurg: For Jim. This was taken in Boston as well. Hey...
Sep 15th
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: you have got to be fucking kidding me. ...
Sep 15th
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“getting it in the can” A new budlight commercial about “getting it the...
Sep 15th
“Rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony. Get clobbered...”
— The Weakerthans (via...
Sep 15th
lamebot: just sayin’ Just agreein’.
Sep 15th
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Patrick Swayze… Who is that? (never forget.)
Sep 15th

H&M texts me when they have sales!

I feel like I’m in a club or a secret society that has a few awesome perks but no real parking...
Sep 14th
sade: (via mykicks) I can’t stop fucking laughing at...
Sep 14th
“THE POWER OF CHRIST CUNTPELLS YOU”
— J$ (speaking of jesus existing...
Sep 14th
Pictures I didn’t know were taken?  This one.
Sep 14th
lamebot: meow. Barelysarcasm:  I just stared at this for...
Sep 14th
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This is hilariously confusing… I had this playing in a tab while I was also watching...
Sep 14th

At the Melrose Fleamarket today...

Jim: Wait a minute...
Lauren: Was that Brian Littrell?
Jim: From the Backstreet Boys, right?
Lauren: Yeah.
Jim: Yes, that absolutely was him... Weird.
Lauren: He was so short... We see a lot of weird celebrities.
Jim: Fabio was the best.
Sep 14th
allisonjenna: ace138: ljr331: Ordered by most...
Sep 14th
Dude… This is why you never friend your boss… ...
Sep 14th
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theidiotking: This is me preparing to cut my roommate and friend Charlyne’s hair. The video stopped...
Sep 14th
actioncamp: It’s here, Volume 3. Get it now! > > >...
Sep 14th
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nedhepburn: Bob Dylan “Last Thoughts On Woody Guthrie (Spoken Word)”
Sep 14th
nedhepburn: Woody Guthrie, New York. 1943. Dear Fascists, ...
Sep 14th
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SEAL | Kiss from a Rose Heidi Klum & Seal have unprotected sex.  WOAH.
Sep 14th
At 9am getting starbucks this morning, I couldn’t help...
Sep 14th
Wait… today was hilarious… Do you want CANNED...
Sep 14th
Oh hey Saturday!  This is what I’m going to do at you.
Sep 12th
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The Beatles | In My Life [original mono recording] Yeah - and what have you done with your life? ...
Sep 12th
theduty: that’s what friends are for. For that and for...
Sep 12th
“That sonic boom was nothing. What - is that like the first...”
— Some dickhead I work with who...
Sep 12th
“Dude, you have TWO roommates? Aren’t finals soon?”
— Joe Pokaski (one of our...
Sep 12th

Ewok

ewokonline: sinkships: I was listening to a version of Bartering Lines and thought of you. I don’t...
Sep 12th
VENTI SKINNY CINNAMON DOLCE LATTE… for the win? Si....
Sep 12th
a.) show up to work. 2.) get notes on scripts for production...
Sep 12th
themightyfoz: I like to draw the people who are in my...
Sep 12th
kpurg: Somehow this was weirdly oversaturated when scanned...
Sep 12th
I’m still waiting on that PAX AM digital single -...
Sep 11th
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Adam Sandler - Real Love [John Lennon / Beatles cover] From the “FUNNY PEOPLE” ...
Sep 11th
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit, you old hag!
Sep 11th
junglejustine: Penelope Cruz in W Magazine. There’s a...
Sep 11th
r3d: Weezer’s ‘Raditude’ Cover Is Doggone Awesome ...
Sep 11th

I'm sassy today.

Sep 11th
Say what you want about “happiness” and...
Sep 11th
frangry: Mickey Rourke gives good pic too. barflysarcasm:...
Sep 11th

Looking for a New Apartment

Hi All, I’m looking for an apartment on the westside of Los Angeles.  I’m in the market...
Sep 11th
Yo, did you see where he said the N word in there?  He said...
Sep 11th
mercurypdx: Poor George… he was a stud until the correction...
Sep 11th
themightyfoz: mY pAL dj…..COMIC CON IS AWESOME.
Sep 11th
Awarded the prize for most likely to fart out a hairball,...
Sep 11th
(via kpurg)
Sep 11th
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taramarie: You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling — The Righteous Brothers breakupsong ...
Sep 11th

Wow... for someone who fancies himself a...

youroldarchenemycatwoman: barelysarcasm: That is a rather pathetic word cloud. That being said…...
Sep 10th

Wow... for someone who fancies himself a...

That is a rather pathetic word cloud. That being said… Didn ?  WHAT!?  hahah.  How is...
Sep 10th
Ordered by most used:love shit people time fuck fucking look...
Sep 10th
Barely Sarcasm
Sep 10th
Courtesy of Zach Craley sassing DJ Doyle.
Sep 10th

I want a cigarette.

Haven’t had this urge in a couple weeks. Damnit.
Sep 10th
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themightyfoz: Kid From Kid ‘N’ Play Selling Suits Best line? You got a job interview, a...
Sep 10th
New Pills Make Semen Taste Like Apple Pie
Sep 10th
Robber returns to ask victim on a date
Sep 10th
misanthropic-byproduct: 86400: divination: It’s so...
Sep 10th
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lieslieslies: Billy Bragg, A New England BravelySargasso: Just went and found this simply for the...
Sep 10th

Why do you have a job?

a.) So I can afford my $160 online shopping sprees on Levis.com… that’s right folks -...
Sep 10th
Geocentrism…  The belief that - in spite of all the...
Sep 9th

Hey - let's go on facebook and set a...

Sep 9th
This is super exciting!  Pre-ordered for digital delivery on...
Sep 9th
nedhepburn: The Beatles. Miami Beach, FL. February 1964. ...
Sep 9th
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buongiorno: “I’m Only Sleeping (Anthology 2 version)” - The Beatles The first recording of the...
Sep 9th
GPOYW - Unenthusiastic Revisions Edition!
Sep 9th
C’mon ‘wok - I’m not STEALING from you -...
Sep 9th

J$!

ewokonline: How DARE you (take something that I found on the internet and post it also!)!!!! I...
Sep 9th
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thewayoftheworld:the-amphigory: Undertow by Mark Lanegan This song is true love. Reblog...
Sep 9th
About time they stepped up, Kids are usually such wusses. ...
Sep 9th
lawful:rocketjumper: (via thatguychad) Gah! Welcome...
Sep 9th
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malty: “Beer” Live- Reel Big Fish If I get drunk well, Ill pass out On the floor now baby You...
Sep 9th

My Wife Loves J$

EXT: Saturday Afternoon- Glendale, Ca.
Wife: What is his wife like?
Foz: I have only met her like 3 times, but she seems great.
Wife: I sure am meeting a lot of people lately, tomorrow too!
Foz: well she is a writer so ya' know...oh and I guess her family is rich...like old money type o' shit...richer than a muddafucka
Wife: Oh great, I am wearing jeans.
Foz: I am wearing fucking shorts nobody cares.
Wife: Ya, but she is rich, so she is probably all judgmental and snobby.
Foz: you know Matt, do you think he would be with a bitch like that?
Wife: Well, I guess not.
Foz: Besides she is a writer, so ya' know they are like super laid back. And I doubt she is wearing armani this afternoon. Writers are super casz...no worries.
Wife: what?
Foz: What??
Wife: What did you say?...cash?
Foz: casZ...Casual..its what the kids say.
Wife: Did you say "No Worries"? What kids? Who talks like that? (laughing)
Foz: Jim....Jim Martin. I was talking like Jim.
Wife (laughing) Don't talk like Jim Martin.... Talk like a man.
Sep 9th
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5432films: puppies 4 life - NK This one’s for the folks out there in cute-ville.
Sep 9th
It’s getting to be the time of year when it’s...
Sep 9th
Bat-Jew… Yep… Foz is a genius even when...
Sep 9th
synecdoche: giddyographer: SO GOOGLE MAPS IS THROWING A...
Sep 9th

I spend most of my car ride to work in...

Try it.  It’s the bee’s knees.
Sep 9th
theduty: naysayer. This is what I’m saying!
Sep 9th
junglejustine: American Apparel, you sure know how to...
Sep 9th
synecdoche: i like to pretend this is the sequel to...
Sep 9th
In the event that your day is becoming questionable,...
Sep 9th

I think 80's movies would be funnier if...

Like - make it REALLY geriatric and REALLY literal.
Sep 9th
Need to watch this again in the next 10-16 days. I try to...
Sep 9th
Didn’t I teach it anything?  Of course it is.
Sep 8th
I got some colour this weekend because I was at the...
Sep 8th

NOW ON TO COELECANTHS VS. DODOS.

(via inothernews) Talkin’ Trash!
Sep 8th
Oh you stupid Aliens - get out of the sky already and get...
Sep 8th
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: i hang out with only hoodrats ...
Sep 8th
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Electric Six - Jimmy Carter Like any self-respecting multibillionaire… This song has one of...
Sep 8th

Barack Obama

What do you want him to do?  Be a lazy half-assed unemployed drug-recovering stereotype? ...
Sep 8th
Above is a visual representation of Barelysarcasm’s...
Sep 8th
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shorterexcerpts: Exclusive video from the speech to the nation’s schoolchildren. Eh, it’s...
Sep 8th
Kevin Nealon’s Showtime comedy special is probably one...
Sep 6th
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mandyjanerose: Elvis Costello - Everyday I Write the Book Discussing the title of my...
Sep 6th
IN THE FAAAAAAAAACE!
Sep 6th
lamebot: DealMAKER! GIRLS LIKE DANNY DEVITO BECAUSE HE CAN...
Sep 6th
This is going to be RICK’S new cars.
Sep 6th
D-A-CCC-F#-G-A
Sep 6th
I woke up at 5:42am, after falling asleep at 1:23am…...
Sep 4th
“Naw. It makes you a winner. I was just trying on my new...”
— EWOK. Dude - i don’t know...
Sep 4th
“Naw. It makes you a winner. I was just trying on my new...”
— EWOK. Dude - i don’t...
Sep 4th
lamebot: sparo: Sorry. MY CHILDHOOD! I have the one...
Sep 4th
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