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Tomorrow I'll blog more of MATRICULATING → matriculating.tumblr.com

Go catch up now, it’s just starting to get real.

Sep 1, 2010
What Sin Replaces Love Ryan Adams

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Ryan Adams - What Sin Replaces Love

I want to kick love right in it’s guts
Beat it, and leave it for dead
Go and wash my hands in the river
Lie down and die in your bed. 

Tell me, what sin… replaces love?  I want to know. Riiiiiight now.

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August 2010

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“The Emmy’s? There’s nothing on the TV, how can people be getting awards for this shit?” —My girlfriend is dead set on making me laugh… and she is good at it.
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Matriculating: A Novella By a Younger Me: Chapter 13: A Short Chapter About Elmer Chabot & Science → matriculating.tumblr.com

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Rankin Lab 231 is alive with students. The building itself appears to be a living organism. “It sure is busy in here!” says one student. “It’s like the building is a living organism or something of the like.” Says another. In the corner of the first floor lab Elmer begins the…

This is a good chapter with some intense back story about Elmer’s grandmother, how she died and divulging the fact that she was a Nazi?

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BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m → craigslist.org

Uh… it’s the perfect ad… This dude wants to knife-fight with another dude in a warehouse while Jerking Off and listening to Michael Jackson’s “Beat It.”

Touche, internet.  Touche.

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My gf was looking @ Bloom county on her phone.
  • Me: hey ... is that... do you have a bloom county app?
  • Her: yeah. Bloom county is awesome!
  • (I then proceed to laugh my face off)
Aug 28, 2010
Matriculating: A Novella By a Younger Me: Chapter 12: In which Jerome is pushed in the Fountain and has at least 4 things on his mind → matriculating.tumblr.com

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It is currently 6:29 pm and Meghan’s door is locked, it is currently being barraged with knocks. RAT-TAT-THUD-THUD. I hope she’s home. Jerome doesn’t know if she’s home or not. Maybe she was kidnapped. He begins to get nervous. Maybe she’s ignoring me. He knocks again.

“Hold on,…

ANOTHER SWEET EXCERPT FROM THIS CHAPTER: She began to say “Phil” one more time, but he couldn’t take it anymore, instead he fell sideways into her lips. Falling sideways is an awful lot like leaning, only with more lip action. They embraced one another’s lips in a way that would have made Hollywood actors blush. The two were whisked away to a land of no worries, lolli-pops, glee, love, happy puppies, and smooches - Figuratively of course. The mood here on earth is much more somber, after all, Jerome is going to be murderized by Nail, or so it seems.

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Paul Westerberg - Knockin’ On Mine

“They teach you to fix what needs to be broke. I say ‘He who laughs first… didn’t get the joke…’

An English teacher from Vancouver, she asked me to write somethin’ for her students…

I wrote ‘Knowledge adds, Wisdom lets slide…’”

So many great lyrics in this song. 

Niiiiiice.

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