February 2011
Recording a demo of a song to send to a bro.
January 2011
Going to see PIRATES!
Fuck yeah.
I worked extremely hard on revising today...
I can’t wait to get feedback from some folks.
I’m… I’m kind of spent, but I want to keep going. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO STOP?
Let’s go, motherfuckers. Let’s go.
God damn. I don’t ever want to stop. And when I stop I want to sleep. I don’t want to not keep stopping or anti-going.
Yes, Chick-fil-A Says, We Explicitly Do Not Like... →
-robotbears:
terra-tele:
sowideasea:
Of course, the President of Chick-fil-A wants gay people to share no hard feelings. The restaurant will gladly feed homosexuals gobs of chicken sandwiches, after all. But when it comes to marriage, Chick-fil-A believes strongly that same-sex couples just don’t deserve equal rights.
Okay, it may be delicious, but can we please boycott Chick-fil-A?
...
CELTICS TIP-OFF!
Shaq attaq!
(already two fouls in the first minute and a half… d’oh!)
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FRESH EYES!?!
I need someone to read my new comedy pilot and give me notes on it. In particular, it would help if you like writing and/or you work in TV.
Please let me know if I can send it to you for your fresh eyes. Also notes.
Special reminder: CRAZY FACE!
schwenk-deactivated20111211 asked: you're one of the few people on here i would want to hang out with. and not just drink, but like get really stoned and make up stories and practice bow and arrow shooting (my mom tried training me as a child. i think she wanted me to be a native american drag queen.)
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ARCHER Ep. 201 Dialogue from the Cold Open
Sterling Archer: Count me out. I'm not getting frostbite protecting some old German guy.
Malory Archer: Heir Schlotz isn't the intended victim, It's his daughter Anka.
Sterling Archer: Who obviously needs someone on her constantly... So I will be that someone who's constantly on her.
Malory Archer: For God's sake, Sterling - she's turning 17.
Sterling Archer: Oh, ooh. Uh. Sorry.
Lana Kane: Even for you, Archer.
Sterling Archer: Oh, c'mon - she doesn't look like she's JUST turning 17.
Lana Kane: No, She looks like she's just turning 18.
Sterling Archer: Exactly. Plus, Europeans use the metric system which --
Malory Archer: STERLING MALORY ARCHER - YOU WILL NOT TOUCH A SINGLE HAIR ON THAT GIRL.
Sterling Archer: Uh...
Pause
Sterling Archer: See? How I let that just go by? Look at me... I'm the perfect gentleman.