Barely Sarcasm

Holy poon-cop!  We have a show of shows this week.  It’s pompously preening and sexually deviant. It’s jokes and laughs and guests and gaffes!  Want proof?

1.) Intro - like it or hate it, learn to love it because it’s the best thing going today. (I’m drunk)

2.) NEWS JOKE:  The Assassination of Osama Bin Laden wasn’t the USA’s first attempt!

3.) DOMESTIC NEWS! (the humble brag)

4.) The tale about the houseboy and the local Mexican gardeners.

5.) THE ASK BOX! Starring Mason (email me or fax or message me to get your question answered!)

6.) BAD ASS(ES) OF THE WEEK!  RICK CAPLAN and ROBIN ZIBELLI

7.) A TRUE STORY ABOUT AN OLD LADY AND HER GROCERY BOY! (I think)

8.) LIES ABOUT MY BONER (aka Fallacies about my phallus)

9.) GUEST IN THE BATHROOM!  Part 2 of my drunk and fucked up interview with Josh Androsky: @shutupandrosky on twitter.  By the way - we talk NAME DROPPING AND CELEBZ SPOTTING! Yep! JOHN DIMAGGIO (Bender from Futurama), Andy Dick, Karaoke and MAYBE Andrew Dice Clay.

10.) POD CATS: PART I (this is the first installment of a new Sci-Fi mini-series radioshow)

And that’s all guys.  Fuck it.  I don’t care.  It was fun for me. Do everything at the bottom of this page and I love you. x0x0x, thanks!

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