Barely Sarcasm

July 2011

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a high school teacher added me on facebook

synecdoche:

his activities include “taking care of my two kids” but his bio says “three kids!” which makes me believe that he just doesn’t give a fuck about one of them.

“Don’t feel sad, coz 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.” - That’s MEATLOAF… as written by Jim Steinman

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Play

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Dancing in the dark Bruce Springsteen

jenfunkygin:

Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark

I love.

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I don't think you understand how much I like truffle oil.

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June 2011

Ikea

ryanpurtill:

Just went to the bathroom at Ikea, even their toilets are weird and Sweedish. It looked like a vacume.

Update: Turns out it wasn’t the bathroom. It was just the janitor’s closet. I am being escorted out.

Sometimes life can be so unfair.

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Time Consumer Coheed & Cambria

Coheed & Cambria - Time Consumer

I remember Freshman year of college very well.  This album dominated my face. 

Since I just played D&D as a character last night for the first time in a long time, it reminded me of that… and this…

And awesome.

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