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Barely Sarcasm

How do you do? I think our relationship has started on the right foot. Do you like me back?
Miss you when you're gone,
J$

21
Dec

I'm a fire breathing dragon.

STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I’LL FIRE YOUR VILLAGE WITH MY BREATH!

21
Dec
stonerparty: the dangers of marijuana Yeah right, as if…

stonerparty:

the dangers of marijuana

Yeah right, as if…
21
Dec

You know how Moms are girls and Dads are boys?

And you know how a boy/girl is called a hermaphrodite?

If your Mom was also your Dad could you call it a Hermomphrodad?

21
Dec
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

stonerparty:

Oasis: Champagne Supernova

«slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball»
21
Dec
twothirty:(via theyahooanswers)

twothirty:(via theyahooanswers)
21
Dec
(via sade) Wait… is that?  I’m pretty sure that’s racist…  But then again, maybe I’m just guessing the wrong 4…

(via sade)

Wait… is that?  I’m pretty sure that’s racist…  But then again, maybe I’m just guessing the wrong 4…
21
Dec
It’s a good thing I have that moustache comb…

It’s a good thing I have that moustache comb…
21
Dec
LADY GAGA IS ALL ABOUT GETTING BONED.

LADY GAGA IS ALL ABOUT GETTING BONED.
21
Dec
(via supersonicelectronic) toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight i’m a rock&roll stah.

(via supersonicelectronic)

toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight i’m a rock&roll stah.
21
Dec

Ryan Adams and the Pink Heart Society

youroldarchenemycatwoman:

nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:

youroldarchenemycatwoman:

omg.

i

am

overwhelmed.

and i’m only at disc 3, track 46!!

Hey Cat, is there a link to this download somewhere?

it was a gift actually. i’m gonna email you…

But also maybe email me?

21
Dec
football!

football!
21
Dec
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: My friend Eric and his Fiance, Amy Ryans had a baby girl a few weeks back. Congrats guys! Wait… but - how did they have a baby if they aren’t married yet?  This doesn’t make ANY sense. Also, is the baby in the bag?

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

My friend Eric and his Fiance, Amy Ryans had a baby girl a few weeks back. Congrats guys!

Wait… but - how did they have a baby if they aren’t married yet?  This doesn’t make ANY sense.

Also, is the baby in the bag?
21
Dec

molls:

alexbalk:

This will never not make me laugh.

holy shit - this was like the m.0. of my band.  THANKS MAX WEINBERG! :)
21
Dec
Zephyr the wonderpup and his fearless (and luckily not inhaling because Zeph has gas) human-friend, J$.

Zephyr the wonderpup and his fearless (and luckily not inhaling because Zeph has gas) human-friend, J$.
21
Dec

Blood

There will be it…

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