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How do you do? I think our relationship has started on the right foot. Do you like me back?
Miss you when you're gone,
J$

21
Dec
No Ma’am, That’s Al Bundy… Get fucked. (It IS Ed O’Neill, though) <3 Married With Children

No Ma’am,

That’s Al Bundy…

Get fucked.

(It IS Ed O’Neill, though)

<3 Married With Children
21
Dec
Bitches? (come and get some) Reggie & The Full Effect
21
Dec
(via supersonicelectronic) letmetellyasomethin&#8217;

(via supersonicelectronic)

letmetellyasomethin’
21
Dec
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

thewayoftheworld:

Starlite Diner - Ryan Adams (live)

“Have you ever slept it off to the bones
And woken up at night my love
Having dreamt you called them all
Every person you could never love

It’s a blow out
On a birthday cake
And I’m a birthday candle
Floating on the lake”
21
Dec
(via supersonicelectronic)&#8217; Remember that time I lived in a van down by the river? (*MATT FOLEY 4evz)

(via supersonicelectronic)’

Remember that time I lived in a van down by the river?

(*MATT FOLEY 4evz)
20
Dec
We&#8217;re trying to make applebutter and pralines but we&#8217;re out of sugar&#8230; we&#8217;re (i&#8217;m) going back to the local packy for the 3rd time in like 20 minutes. But also, look how ridiculously awesome this picture is. Also I&#8217;m listening to Bob Dylan on Vinyl.  From like when he was 22.

We’re trying to make applebutter and pralines but we’re out of sugar… we’re (i’m) going back to the local packy for the 3rd time in like 20 minutes.

But also, look how ridiculously awesome this picture is.

Also I’m listening to Bob Dylan on Vinyl.  From like when he was 22.
20
Dec
(via cartoonpenis) I am crying because I&#8217;m laughing so hard. What the shit.  So good.

(via cartoonpenis)

I am crying because I’m laughing so hard. What the shit.  So good.
20
Dec

hugh grant is charming

synecdoche:

i am drunk

You may be drunk, but you’re right.

20
Dec

Dwight Yoakam - This Drinkin’ Will Kill Me

(punkrockcountrymotherfucker)
20
Dec

watching: IRON CHEF AMERICA

verdict: Rachel Ray is a harlot.

20
Dec
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windycitygirl:

Baby It’s Cold Outside by Dean Martin and Martina McBride

I love this song, and as I was wrapping presents today and listening to Christmas music, I realized I didn’t have a version of it. So I went on iTunes to get it and found that of the 50 different versions that come up when you search it, none of them are really that great. They either too heavily feature the man or woman instead of letting it be a true duet, or they stray too much from the classic sound of the mythical original in my mind and try to be too country, too modern, too fast, or too slow.

What I’d really love to have is a version with Zooey Deschanel and Will Ferrell singing the whole thing since they sound so great together in Elf, but the movie soundtrack only has a version with her and Leon Redbone, who sounds like a bad caricature of a blues singer.

I realize I’m being oddly picky about a Christmas song, but every version I’ve listened to just has something about it that doesn’t quite feel right to me. Does anybody know where I could find a version that is/sounds like Zooey and Will Ferrell, both in vocal quality and pacing/tone of the song?

HEY - I LIKE THESE PARAGRAPHS.
20
Dec
HEY MOTHERFUCKERS, I&#8217;M LOVIN&#8217; IT.

HEY MOTHERFUCKERS, I’M LOVIN’ IT.
20
Dec
The McRib is back - did you hear about Brittany Murphy?

The McRib is back - did you hear about Brittany Murphy?
20
Dec
fuckyeahtheboss: Into the Night - Polyvore i has to get a tele then i&#8217;m good.  what if it was a les paul?  just sayin&#8217;&#8230; that&#8217;s what i has&#8230;

fuckyeahtheboss:

Into the Night - Polyvore

i has to get a tele then i’m good.  what if it was a les paul?  just sayin’… that’s what i has…
20
Dec
junglejustine: From Dusk Til’ Dawn (1996). I’m re-watching From Dusk Til’ Dawn. Back when George Clooney was a young babe. This movie is the boomtown goodness.  It&#8217;s like 2 awesome flicks that get JAMMED together in the middle and you&#8217;re all like &#8220;woah, this is intense and psycho-murdering-rapist-thief shit&#8230; OH NO IT&#8217;S ALSO CRAZY TRUCKER-VAMPIRE-HARVEY KEITEL WITH A GUN-SHIT!&#8221;

junglejustine:

From Dusk Til’ Dawn (1996). I’m re-watching From Dusk Til’ Dawn. Back when George Clooney was a young babe.

This movie is the boomtown goodness.  It’s like 2 awesome flicks that get JAMMED together in the middle and you’re all like “woah, this is intense and psycho-murdering-rapist-thief shit… OH NO IT’S ALSO CRAZY TRUCKER-VAMPIRE-HARVEY KEITEL WITH A GUN-SHIT!”
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