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Fox news is hilarious again.

ewokonline:

themightyfoz:

I checked in on these idiots last night to see how they were spinning the elections.

the Cyron read “The Republican Wave: Republicans take back America”

really?

there were 2 republican victories and 8 democratic.

lol. In Virginia, the democrat that was in office oppposed the public option in healthcare, and he was bumped out… why? because America wants a public option.

In New Jersey, Corzine lost because his office has been corrupt since day one. He deserved to go away.

Fox also misrepresented Bloomberg in NY as announcing he won and it was a republican victory. Bloomberg is an independant.

They also convienently left out the openly gay mayor that won and the mayor that is 100% for equal rights in a historically republican district.

also didnt mention the anti-discrimination laws that passed in Michigan giving more rights to gays and allowing them to own homes.

way to go fox…always a great measure of comedy for us.

Spread the word, people.

I’m gay for the truth.

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fuckyeahtheboss:

Washington DC, 11/1/09
via Backstreets.com

Look at that fucking inspiration - that unadulterated love  - that vision - that 60 year old man being held up by almost 40 years of rock and roll.

fuckyeahtheboss:

Washington DC, 11/1/09

via Backstreets.com

Look at that fucking inspiration - that unadulterated love  - that vision - that 60 year old man being held up by almost 40 years of rock and roll.

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Zephyr was a Racehorse for halloween.  We paraded him around Long Beach like the champions we are.

Zephyr was a Racehorse for halloween.  We paraded him around Long Beach like the champions we are.

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Pete Yorn | Never My Love [written by Donald and Richard Addrisi originally made famous by The Association]

If you want a beautiful song, and you want to tell someone how you love them in no uncertain terms, this will do.

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themightyfoz:

When you are a comdity (i.e. slave) nobody wants you to be sick and make them lose money.
This sign used to read “Mandatory Flu shots”
I hear that is illegal.
either way, i wont be doing it.

The thing that sucks is two weeks ago, Kring & I paid 20 bucks for these same GD shots!

themightyfoz:

When you are a comdity (i.e. slave) nobody wants you to be sick and make them lose money.

This sign used to read “Mandatory Flu shots”

I hear that is illegal.

either way, i wont be doing it.

The thing that sucks is two weeks ago, Kring & I paid 20 bucks for these same GD shots!

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(via synecdoche)
You guys!  Is that George Foreman?  I have his grill!

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You guys!  Is that George Foreman?  I have his grill!

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Can you guys believe that Zooey Deschanel is preggerz?  Ben Gibbard sperm FTW!

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Can you guys believe that Zooey Deschanel is preggerz?  Ben Gibbard sperm FTW!

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RE: HEROES / TIM KRING

Hi All,

There have been a lot of rumors going around the internets lately.  And I’ve read some hateful things on twitter… and even stuff about our show being canceled.  And actually even a full on article about HEROES and killing off members of the show, and about how people are told that they’re no longer on the show, and all that.  Let me address this in a few sentences here, because as a member of the HEROES family (and I’ve been here since midway through season 1) I can personally vouch for a lot of things and as THE assistant to Tim Kring, I want to say a few things.

1.) Tim is a great guy. He’s honest, hardworking, smart and really super nice. That’s all. I couldn’t ask for a kinder boss or a more talented and successful person to look up to.

2.) There has been one (1) death on this show that has been discovered by an actor by reading a script and not being told - and it was a limited VERY rough draft that was only given to department heads such that they could scout locations, get wardrobe, etc.  In a wardrobe fitting the actor found the script and saw it… And if you’re curious - that scene was later changed anyhow and so it was irrelevant and he got upset over nothing.

3.) Anyone who has a legitimately mean or angry thing to say about a TV show REALLY needs to reevaluate and think.  We’re not brain surgeons or miracle workers or murderers or thieves — we’re just a bunch of people (a family of almost 400 actually) who simply want to entertain and produce the best thing that we can.

4.) If you could see the scripts before they get notes - and I’m talking the Studio/Network notes… Generally they are much different from what ends up on the screen… so don’t lay all the blame on the writers — it takes a village.

5.) All we want is for people to enjoy themselves and think… If that’s not what good TV is about, then I’m wrong.

I don’t know.  I just don’t understand how people can be SO mean to someone who hasn’t done anything malevolent or evil since the day I’ve met him 4 years ago.

I hope HEROES gets back on your radar, and I hope you all check it out at some point in the next few months (like maybe when the episode I wrote airs in January)… Go ahead and take a look - it’s among 2 or 3 shows that look like movies every week (Lost, Heroes and Mad Men - in my humble opinion.)  We’re not trying to destroy your TV experience, just trying to tell a good story with some fun stuff that happens.

/rant

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The guy I’m dating picked some WoW thing with his guild over helping me practice my deepthroating skills. Should he be replaced?

themenguide:

Submitted by: rascoagogo

The Answer

First off I have to say, WOW!

I know video games have become popular with men, but some definitely take it too far. This is one of those cases. If your man would rather play a video game then get a blow job, you MUST dump his ass. Dump him for you and for men everywhere who are given a bad name because of asshats like this. This man, or shall I say ‘boy’ most likely has fantasies of little furry medieval creatures fucking him in the ass while his friends watch. This is the type of ‘boy’ who jerks off to Laura Croft and is too tired for sex when you come home. This is a person that evolution missed, and should be prevented from breeding.

The verdict is in; this relationship will not end well.

Dump his ass.

-Pappalardo

«rolling on the floor laughing with glee»

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Doug Stanhope | On Jews…

(this is funny.)  The rant he goes on about his brother converting to Judaism is perfect.

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shorterexcerpts:aewsome:Halloween costume of the year! (via Charlsie Kate)

I hope Tim Tebow has a tragedy that makes him question his faith. (and then he dies)
*I’m aware of what I said ;)*

shorterexcerpts:aewsome:Halloween costume of the year! (via Charlsie Kate)

I hope Tim Tebow has a tragedy that makes him question his faith. (and then he dies)

*I’m aware of what I said ;)*

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nedhepburn:

Wayne Newton “Dänke Schoen”

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (the hook!)

(that’s what the reboot would be called)

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“A man without a mustache is no longer a man,” a woman in Guy de Maupassant’s 1883 epistolary short story “The Mustache” lamented. “The mustache is the spice.” Throughout most of the 20th century, the mustache was indeed the spice. Charlie Chaplin, Groucho Marx, Errol Flynn, and Clark Gable made the style suave in the earliest decades of the movies. Later, Burt Reynolds had one in the 1977 film “Smokey and the Bandit,” and Mr. Selleck sported a thick brush in the 1980-88 television show “Magnum, P.I.” (It also became a mark of villainy, thanks in part to the mustache-twirling cartoon character Snidely Whiplash - not to mention dictators from Hitler to Hussein). But its prominence didn’t last.
The executive editor of men.style.com, Tyler Thoreson, says that today, “Pop culture has been utterly de-mustachified.” No major movie stars have mustaches anymore, nor do teen heartthrobs or anchormen. As Mr. Della Valle sees it, the mustache is now generally thought of as the realm of “homosexuals, white trash, child molesters, cops, and uncles.” In perhaps the clearest sign that the ‘stache had fallen out of mainstream favor, the creators of Brawny paper towels “shaved” their iconic Brawny Man in 2003. The new image, a company executive, Michael Burandt, said at the time, “Signals to shoppers that these towels are completely updated and have moved into the new millennium.” Mustaches, in other words, are so last century.
(click the picture for the actual article entitled: Mustache Love By RUTH GRAHAM | December 13, 2005 )

“A man without a mustache is no longer a man,” a woman in Guy de Maupassant’s 1883 epistolary short story “The Mustache” lamented. “The mustache is the spice.” Throughout most of the 20th century, the mustache was indeed the spice. Charlie Chaplin, Groucho Marx, Errol Flynn, and Clark Gable made the style suave in the earliest decades of the movies. Later, Burt Reynolds had one in the 1977 film “Smokey and the Bandit,” and Mr. Selleck sported a thick brush in the 1980-88 television show “Magnum, P.I.” (It also became a mark of villainy, thanks in part to the mustache-twirling cartoon character Snidely Whiplash - not to mention dictators from Hitler to Hussein). But its prominence didn’t last.

The executive editor of men.style.com, Tyler Thoreson, says that today, “Pop culture has been utterly de-mustachified.” No major movie stars have mustaches anymore, nor do teen heartthrobs or anchormen. As Mr. Della Valle sees it, the mustache is now generally thought of as the realm of “homosexuals, white trash, child molesters, cops, and uncles.” In perhaps the clearest sign that the ‘stache had fallen out of mainstream favor, the creators of Brawny paper towels “shaved” their iconic Brawny Man in 2003. The new image, a company executive, Michael Burandt, said at the time, “Signals to shoppers that these towels are completely updated and have moved into the new millennium.” Mustaches, in other words, are so last century.

(click the picture for the actual article entitled: Mustache Love By RUTH GRAHAM | December 13, 2005 )

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Reminders on the way in to work…

Reminders on the way in to work…

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whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

SEEING LYLE LOVETT TONIGHT WITH MY COUSIN IN ALBANY
yes i’m a middle aged woman from kansas.

Gotta love the LL.

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

SEEING LYLE LOVETT TONIGHT WITH MY COUSIN IN ALBANY

yes i’m a middle aged woman from kansas.

Gotta love the LL.

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