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How do you do? I think our relationship has started on the right foot. Do you like me back?
Miss you when you're gone,
J$

20
Dec
brentwenttohollywood:(via:whiskeywednesday) Again, Connery knows.  I always say Connery knows… I always mean it.

brentwenttohollywood:(via:whiskeywednesday)

Again, Connery knows.  I always say Connery knows… I always mean it.
20
Dec
ewokonline: It’s a town fulla losers, and I’m pullin’ outta here to win. FUCK YEAH~!!!~~!!!!!!

ewokonline:

It’s a town fulla losers, and I’m pullin’ outta here to win.

FUCK YEAH~!!!~~!!!!!!
19
Dec
stonerparty: ☻ reblog if you’ve had this conversation.

stonerparty:

☻

reblog if you’ve had this conversation.
19
Dec
GET A TOWEL! (photo via:lisarations)

GET A TOWEL!

(photo via:lisarations)
19
Dec
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Katrina jokes ‘bout football are sooooo classless.
19
Dec
iammattjordan:thedailywhat:Photo of the Day: Boy Meets Shore.[via.] Cartoonpenis and I have like 2 hollywood feuds.  One of them is Ben Savage.  Adam doesn’t like him because he was drunk and Ben and his buddy was about to sit at the table that Adam was sitting at (at Swingers in WeHo) and Adam was drinking his Rocket Shake and yelling “NO - BOY MEETS NO TABLE! WE WAITED, BOY MEETS NO TABLE!” I simply hold a vendetta because Ben was talking about going to a Christening earlier in the day. He and my friend Steve (both Ben & Steve are Jewish) and after Steve introduced us and Ben and I exchanged pleasentries, Ben says “I mean - it’s just so bizarre and interesting to jam a baby’s head under the water and bless it - it’s cultlike, and to have that ritual…”  and I just chuckle along with Steve and I try to make everyone laugh and I say - “yeah, this coming from the guys who’ve been to Bris’s - I mean, Pee-pee cutting, amirite?!?”  And Savage just looks at me and goes “yeah, okay.” and looks away. Fuck him.

iammattjordan:thedailywhat:Photo of the Day: Boy Meets Shore.[via.]

Cartoonpenis and I have like 2 hollywood feuds.  One of them is Ben Savage.  Adam doesn’t like him because he was drunk and Ben and his buddy was about to sit at the table that Adam was sitting at (at Swingers in WeHo) and Adam was drinking his Rocket Shake and yelling “NO - BOY MEETS NO TABLE! WE WAITED, BOY MEETS NO TABLE!”

I simply hold a vendetta because Ben was talking about going to a Christening earlier in the day. He and my friend Steve (both Ben & Steve are Jewish) and after Steve introduced us and Ben and I exchanged pleasentries, Ben says “I mean - it’s just so bizarre and interesting to jam a baby’s head under the water and bless it - it’s cultlike, and to have that ritual…”  and I just chuckle along with Steve and I try to make everyone laugh and I say - “yeah, this coming from the guys who’ve been to Bris’s - I mean, Pee-pee cutting, amirite?!?”  And Savage just looks at me and goes “yeah, okay.” and looks away.

Fuck him.
19
Dec
synecdoche: i went through a phase when i was like, thirteen where i dressed like this a lot because i really wanted to be lauryn hill I WOULD HAVE TAKEN U OUTSIDE THE MIDDLESCHOOL AND GOTCHU PREGNANT!

synecdoche:

i went through a phase when i was like, thirteen where i dressed like this a lot because i really wanted to be lauryn hill

I WOULD HAVE TAKEN U OUTSIDE THE MIDDLESCHOOL AND GOTCHU PREGNANT!
19
Dec

Y'know how they say "write what you know?"

Well that’s why I write about winning. And fucking and fighting and throwing and catching and stabbing and dodging and lusting and grinning.  I am a winner and a fighter and a lover and god damn I will write about things that people want to read.

… Also jokes.

19
Dec
Where the fuck is Cajunboy?  srsly?  Katrina style. Dear Cowboys, How about a playoff win this year? Thx?  K, thx. J$

Where the fuck is Cajunboy?  srsly?  Katrina style.

Dear Cowboys,

How about a playoff win this year?

Thx?  K, thx.

J$
19
Dec
(via ragetoons) Hey Jude rage.

(via ragetoons)

Hey Jude rage.
19
Dec
kellyegan: In the words of J$, “This is art.” Don’t quote me all whimsical like… it’s dangerous.  (yo, i read some place that people like dangerous shit, so i strapped a firecracker to my xmas cards, so i hope you love it) Also, I fib. Super also:  I love that art.

kellyegan:

In the words of J$,

“This is art.”

Don’t quote me all whimsical like… it’s dangerous.  (yo, i read some place that people like dangerous shit, so i strapped a firecracker to my xmas cards, so i hope you love it)

Also, I fib.

Super also:  I love that art.
18
Dec

fat is the new emo

ewokonline:

(via barelysarcasm)

Then how does this explain fat emo kids?

Hybrids.

18
Dec

Look at the songbird (as reported by WILLIE NELSON!)

performed by WIllie Nelson & The Cardinals — produced by Ryan Adams.
18
Dec

fat is the new emo

18
Dec

Home, Nebraska on vinyl, drunk.

ewokonline:

Suck my fuckin’ dick.

If we aren’t brothers, we’re at least kindred assholes.

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