Barely Sarcasm

How do you do? I think our relationship has started on the right foot. Do you like me back?

Miss you when you're gone,
J$

Someone posted this on tw@t. What the FUCK? How do guys support their penis?

Wait - the real question is - WHY DON’T YOU JUST HAVE A GUY PUT HIS PENIS BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS WHILE YOU SLEEP?

amirite? (I know, I know - I’M TOTALLY RIGHT!)