An Excerpt from my Romance Novel
With my nude, floral-painted body pressed firmly against the wall, I could only stand still and hope that it would blend seamlessly with the floral wallpaper, hiding me completely.
“She can’t divorce me if she can’t see me,” I thought.
DON’T GET AN ERECTION BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE WEIRD AND SHE MIGHT NOTICE THE BUMP IN THE WALL (THE PENIS SHAPED BUMP).
