Barely Sarcasm

Pratt Institute

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:16:35 -0800

lovelesswrists: Not only did I get in for the Spring 2010 semester, they liked my...

You be me for a while (and I’ll be you.) (via ewokonline)

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:59:45 -0800

You be me for a while (and I’ll be you.)

(via ewokonline)

A prank call that went awry

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:26:17 -0800

Me: Hey, douchebag! I want you to suck my -- Them: Excuse me? Me: Oh, sorry, I wasn't sure if you...

mybandruled: Zipper - Watch The World Melt Awayfrom James...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:04:54 -0800

mybandruled:

Zipper - Watch The World Melt Away

from James Martin

That’s true, I did send this.

grby: thewarindrew: Is JACKASS 3 in 3D Arriving in 2010? can...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:27:23 -0800

grby:

thewarindrew:

Is JACKASS 3 in 3D Arriving in 2010?

can we say YES!

Hey Mut… Mandate?

FUCK - I really want to go to this tonight but I have...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:14:09 -0800

FUCK - I really want to go to this tonight but I have plans…

WHY CAN I NOT CATCH A BREAK SPACEHOG? I MISS YOU!

Thank you for the suggestions, as of now here’s what...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:03:55 -0800

Thank you for the suggestions, as of now here’s what I’ve acquired today…

Any other suggestions welcome.

BUSINESS! P.S. - What albums should I download today? I want a...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:55:52 -0800

BUSINESS!

P.S. - What albums should I download today? I want a list of good albums that I don’t have. Any suggestions welcome - especially rock and roll. If you want to know about what I like, just guess. Please offer suggestions so I may get some good new Jambs. Yes?

This is what women should dress like on the reg. I think Babs...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:44:57 -0800

This is what women should dress like on the reg. I think Babs Gordon is perf.

melancholyjen:nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:libraryland:pikkutiikeri:

Today is a business day.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:26:00 -0800

So let’s get down to it.

My girlfriend is a babe. She did an excellent shoot for...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:13:07 -0800

My girlfriend is a babe. She did an excellent shoot for www.lavintage.com which was shot by paul everson.

Yep. Take notice. I win.

I forgot to change my defense away from Miami in fantasy...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:30:21 -0800

I forgot to change my defense away from Miami in fantasy football until the game was already in progress…

NOW I’M STUCK WITH MIAMI’S DEFENSE!!!

FUUUUUU!!!

paperchilton: jessicaannnielsen: about-today: Jason Segel...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:27:33 -0800

paperchilton:

jessicaannnielsen:

about-today:

Jason Segel feat. Swell Season, No Special Effects

Last night, Jason Segel got on stage during Swell Season’s LA show and performed a song he wrote himself. (If you’ll recall, Segel wrote actually wrote all the music for the Dracula puppet musical in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.) It’s nothing short of hilarious and the best thing you will see today. (via)

This is incredible.

no special effects.

Wow. Well done, Mr. Segel.

Fred The Baker… “For 15 years it’s been time...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:04:47 -0800

Fred The Baker… “For 15 years it’s been time to make the donuts… And now, it’s time to die.”

Just in case people wanted to know what the U.S. Demographic...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:03:35 -0800

Just in case people wanted to know what the U.S. Demographic breakdown of diversity looked like…

melancholyjen:likevannotjim: Ryan Adams - “Angelina” from 48...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:53:56 -0800

melancholyjen:likevannotjim:

Ryan Adams - “Angelina” from 48 Hours

Foz and I were just talking about this guy…

(via bestiesonice) … soooooooo good.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:51:53 -0800

(via bestiesonice)

… soooooooo good.

My friend Bengt (of Action Camp fame) informed me about this...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:01:57 -0800

My friend Bengt (of Action Camp fame) informed me about this video in which Paul Stanley (the starchild, from Kiss) answers questions from his fans.

This is brilliant.

spytap: spiegelman: I just shed a tear. A tear of joy. Are....

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:55:18 -0800

spytap:

spiegelman:

I just shed a tear. A tear of joy.

Are. You. SERIOUS?!

…there might be a God after all…

I’ve heard such good things about this place… if it starts showing up on Abbot Kinney I’m definitely going to go.

vela:kelseymcardle:dontcookbilly:amnesiacr:bibliotheque: Bru...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:19:25 -0800

vela:kelseymcardle:dontcookbilly:amnesiacr:bibliotheque:

Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run

facts:

1. i love the boss.
2. this song will always give me chills.

THE HIGHWAY’S JAMMED WITH BROKEN HEROES ON A LAST CHANCE POWER DRIVE!

Strap your hands ‘cross my engines.

Girls comb their hair in rearview mirrors, and the boys tried to look so HARD.

Oh, now I can start my day.

about time.