How do you do? I think our relationship has started on the right foot. Do you like me back? Miss you when you’re gone.Email J$Tumblr (3.0; @barelysarcasm)http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06a974a436ea3dc7f2eacedcf64d0d34/tumblr_mjsj31xp8A1s4rha3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fortunecookie.co/post/45565450838/goldfinger-1964-played-by-harold-sakata-oddjob" target="_blank">fortunecookied</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Goldfinger (1964)</p> <p>Played by Harold Sakata, Oddjob was Auric Goldfinger’s unnaturally strong Korean henchman. Here, he gives Bond a demonstration on how he uses his trademark derby to deadly effect.</p> </blockquote>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51280273491http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51280273491Fri, 24 May 2013 21:42:20 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb39270cbc0a6d38f4d1aec5d3a1685c/tumblr_mnbyi1N5z31qzptn3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why haven’t you listenened / subscribed to my new podcast yet?</p> <p><a href="http://badlistening.libsyn.com" target="_blank">BAD LISTENING</a> (click thru for “deets”)</p> <p>It’s perfect for Memorial Day weekend!</p>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51266610299http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51266610299Fri, 24 May 2013 18:22:49 -0700podcasthumorcomedybad listeningbarelysarcasm<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ad9c6a19eb5d50ac85626d161f10db8/tumblr_mnb1roor2X1qdajm7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yo, I think we gonna be cool old dudes, Ewok.</p>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51265858697http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51265858697Fri, 24 May 2013 18:11:43 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90ye4hEE91rt5chko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zigazig-ah.tumblr.com/post/29786907996/melissa-joan-hart-and-amanda-bynes-at-the-good" target="_blank">zigazig-ah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Melissa Joan Hart and Amanda Bynes at the Good Burger Premiere in 1997 </em></p> </blockquote>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51202556440http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51202556440Thu, 23 May 2013 20:58:03 -0700<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51187616283" src="http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51187616283/audio_player_iframe/barelysarcasm/tumblr_mn988mMlcJ1rm71l9?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbarelysarcasm%2F51187616283%2Ftumblr_mn988mMlcJ1rm71l9" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shorterexcerpts.tumblr.com/post/51186211116/thedasbracket-the-sweet-fox-on-the-run" target="_blank">shorterexcerpts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedasbracket.tumblr.com/post/51147780784/the-sweet-fox-on-the-run-original-1974-studio" target="_blank">thedasbracket</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><small>The Sweet ∟ Fox On The Run (Original 1974 Studio Version)</small></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>OK, who else hurt their throat trying to sing the (not present on this version) rising (and studio-aided) harmony before the chorus?</p> </blockquote> <p>I always hurt my throat trying to sing… because I’m a shoob.</p>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51187616283http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51187616283Thu, 23 May 2013 17:35:25 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e2f850cf1ce6e0b82749abdf9bc1ec8/tumblr_mn9rty3qUR1rvzbdgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://the-stig.tumblr.com/post/51174185340/birthmoviesdeath-if-you-want-to-see-a-picture" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-stig</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://birthmoviesdeath.com/post/51172239229/if-you-want-to-see-a-picture-of-creedence" target="_blank">birthmoviesdeath</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If you want to see a picture of Creedence Clearwater Revival dining at Taco Bell in 1969, here you go.  <em>–EH</em></p> </blockquote> <p>I didn’t know I wanted it, but I’m glad it’s here.</p></blockquote>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51174881709http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51174881709Thu, 23 May 2013 14:38:58 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m53hzni12C1r9f88ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arocketumbler.tumblr.com/post/51173294130/davealmost-american-ninja-the-deadliest-art" target="_blank">arocketumbler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://davealmost.tumblr.com/post/24401471979/american-ninja" target="_blank">davealmost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>American Ninja</p> </blockquote> <p><em>The deadliest art of the Orient is now in the hands of an American.</em></p> </blockquote>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51173562710http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51173562710Thu, 23 May 2013 14:21:21 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/670dd4b5173e35fcd603691f99d90c39/tumblr_mmkeir6mqT1rvzbdgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arocketumbler.tumblr.com/post/51172764732/birthmoviesdeath-american-ninja-toys-the-real" target="_blank">arocketumbler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://birthmoviesdeath.com/post/50068292156/american-ninja-toys-the-real-deal-eh" target="_blank">birthmoviesdeath</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>American Ninja </em>toys. The real deal.  <em>––EH</em></p> </blockquote> <p>woah hold up there…. suction cup shuriken?  yes!</p> </blockquote> <p>Dudikoff Woods!</p>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51173030333http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51173030333Thu, 23 May 2013 14:14:12 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1175axY2Vvw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rollingstonesofficial.tumblr.com/post/51170725927/well-i-never-kept-a-dollar-past-sunset-it-always" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">rollingstonesofficial</a>:</p> <blockquote><div>Well I never kept a dollar past sunset,</div> <div>It always burned a hole in my pants.</div> <div>Never made a school mama happy,</div> <div>Never blew a second chance, oh no</div></blockquote> <p></p>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51172643634http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51172643634Thu, 23 May 2013 14:09:01 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30a56317fd75537b433e90abf4074631/tumblr_mn9mlnzVch1rpqhv5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pepperbroni.tumblr.com/post/51164163922/i-always-loved-the-idea-of-stanked-randy-but-my" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pepperbroni</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i always loved the idea of stanked-randy but my fav is stanked-ninja-randy and i wanted to make my own version. HAH, i suck at designing monsters, we all know that HAHA! </p> <p>I wanted something that’s lanky and really fast and as simple as his human version.</p> <p>I totally want an episode where Howard and the Nomicon awkwardly team-up to save him haha</p></blockquote>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51169506787http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51169506787Thu, 23 May 2013 13:26:52 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9d8fa122551e67720e6923627af302e/tumblr_mn8ockLegs1qzptn3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://classybastards.tumblr.com/post/51161185223/barelysarcasm-click-thru-to-go-check-out-my" target="_blank">classybastards</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51134126012/click-thru-to-go-check-out-my-podcast-or-click" target="_blank">barelysarcasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>CLICK THRU TO GO CHECK OUT MY PODCAST… OR <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-listening!/id646604127?mt=2" title="BAD LISTENING - THE PODCAST" target="_blank">CLICK HERE TO ITUNES IT</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Nothing classier than a good podcast.</p> </blockquote> <p>Why wouldn’t you want to subscribe? Then I can stop bothering you.</p>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51161277629http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51161277629Thu, 23 May 2013 11:23:12 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1fafe630740ecdeed70fe26bf87f1fa/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41811e363d564c6e5f9079fc9cdae5d5/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c5d4146550547e0d43d808737fda3dd/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f415a351ce3eeeb356ba4c79a2fc5ff/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a110535eae551789703124bb5f61add2/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/93332ebe33c2597bf4141febfaf08c2b/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3eef463dcdf371f99f85ff9fa2acdd9d/tumblr_mmtknq0QDP1qa45c1o7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://olenna-redwyne.tumblr.com/post/50470980512/sad-cat-diaries-x" target="_blank">olenna-redwyne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sad Cat Diaries (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk" target="_blank">x</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51160971642http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51160971642Thu, 23 May 2013 11:17:53 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/579d8061f5db3b1b87ddd17e67b5b3df/tumblr_mjj2zwWGZq1qh59n0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51160887157http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51160887157Thu, 23 May 2013 11:16:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59aad8c8470f85fdc1fea94c88ce5c9b/tumblr_mn7ub5KjE81r9lkoro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>PAUL!</p>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51134722784http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51134722784Thu, 23 May 2013 00:08:32 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/28b980546074a42ff68a1a6efd93c86d/tumblr_mn8k1s2osM1qkxv6vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://party-wok.tumblr.com/post/51130242874/i-left-the-bathroom-because-the-reflections" target="_blank">party-wok</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i left the bathroom because the reflections weren’t working on this song.</p> <p>bedroom works too.</p> <p>i wish i was in the garage, though.</p> </blockquote> <p>This guy!</p>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51134621360http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51134621360Thu, 23 May 2013 00:05:21 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7ef82d8c827d045ee29304f95230066/tumblr_mn4ncxbQtW1qzdza2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superseventies.tumblr.com/post/51132621471/lingerie-fashion-designer-shopping-sale-beauty-clothes-b" target="_blank">superseventies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>‘White Lightning’ - 1973 film poster, starring Burt Reynolds and Jennifer Billingsley</p> </blockquote> <p>WHITE LIGHTNING…</p> <p>Though Gator may in fact be the better film.</p>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51134521778http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51134521778Thu, 23 May 2013 00:02:15 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/976671eb2f517aafdce2f7f0786b28e9/tumblr_mn82bfwee91qbi2ulo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51134435638http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51134435638Wed, 22 May 2013 23:59:51 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9d8fa122551e67720e6923627af302e/tumblr_mn8ockLegs1qzptn3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>CLICK THRU TO GO CHECK OUT MY PODCAST… OR <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-listening!/id646604127?mt=2" title="BAD LISTENING - THE PODCAST" target="_blank">CLICK HERE TO ITUNES IT</a>. </p>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51134126012http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51134126012Wed, 22 May 2013 23:50:44 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf03f2c282130bb6a921d66576b5c489/tumblr_mn7tifu1R11r2sxwxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sugapieissofly.tumblr.com/post/51088280683" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sugapieissofly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Man this show is just the best, if you’re not watching it, go do it now ok?? And it provides the best excuse to draw characters in action poses.</p></blockquote>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51095450532http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51095450532Wed, 22 May 2013 14:20:02 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7cb5fd9af9f620f72edcce03575c7b7/tumblr_mn7wlyR8eb1qzptn3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was OG #budweiser from the beginning. Also, check out my dad’s guns. #jacked</p>http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51093266731http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51093266731Wed, 22 May 2013 13:51:33 -0700jackedbudweiser