How do you douche? #nfl #cowboys #whitewine

How do you douche? #nfl #cowboys #whitewine

Cowboys & Red Sox… I’m overwhelmed. #nfl #mlb #fan

Cowboys & Red Sox… I’m overwhelmed. #nfl #mlb #fan

Someone at Fox Sports forgot to change the surnames on the stat scroller. #Griffin

Death to all but metal… And football! #nfl #feelsgood

Death to all but metal… And football! #nfl #feelsgood

nfloffseason:

HATE U. HATE U SO HARD!

So good.

nfloffseason:

HATE U. HATE U SO HARD!

So good.

nfloffseason:

Sad Romo or sad Romo doing a quick party pump?

As a fan of this team and a fan of this man, I was gutted yesterday, but luckily I was so hungover that my frustration was allayed.  Honestly, I thought they were going to lose anyhow.  I did.  I looked at the Detroit Offense and our secondary and assumed it would happen.
If you told me after week 1 that we’d go into our bye-week 2-2 and Romo had his ribs broken and lung punctured in week two and Miles Austin would be out for weeks 3 and 4 and Dez for week 2, I’d say “okay, that’s fair.” 
All I’m saying is, I still love those Cowboys and I think that an early bye-week for us will be a good thing, and hopefully when week 6 shows up, Mr. Romo can exploit the New England secondary and Demarcus Ware shatters Tom Brady’s patella.

nfloffseason:

Sad Romo or sad Romo doing a quick party pump?

As a fan of this team and a fan of this man, I was gutted yesterday, but luckily I was so hungover that my frustration was allayed.  Honestly, I thought they were going to lose anyhow.  I did.  I looked at the Detroit Offense and our secondary and assumed it would happen.

If you told me after week 1 that we’d go into our bye-week 2-2 and Romo had his ribs broken and lung punctured in week two and Miles Austin would be out for weeks 3 and 4 and Dez for week 2, I’d say “okay, that’s fair.” 

All I’m saying is, I still love those Cowboys and I think that an early bye-week for us will be a good thing, and hopefully when week 6 shows up, Mr. Romo can exploit the New England secondary and Demarcus Ware shatters Tom Brady’s patella.

nfloffseason:

Hank Williams Jr, probably hammered, talks politics on Fox News, compares Obama to Hitler and gets booted from Monday Night Football by ESPN. 

via National Confidential

h/t @michaeltillery 

Amazing.

operationfailure:

hoarr:

wellthatsjustgreat:

“Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor!”

Nice try, Rob Ryan! You can’t hide from me in Dallas, Son of Odin!

Ag

By Odin’s Beard! Crom!! Cor Blimey!!!

Great Caesar’s Ghost!

*I also know nothing of sports.

ROB RYAN DELIVERED TRUTH VIA VALHALLA!

43 years ago was the Heidi game…

nfloffseason:

3-0 bitches!
(Photo by Rick Stewart/Getty Images)

I’m rooting for a rematch of Superbowl 27 & 28.

nfloffseason:

3-0 bitches!

(Photo by Rick Stewart/Getty Images)

I’m rooting for a rematch of Superbowl 27 & 28.

nfloffseason:

Well, it looks like the Kenny Powers of the NFL, Jeff George, just won’t give up on a comeback. Here’s the scoop from profootballtalk.com via Sam Farmer:

Sam Farmer of the Los Angeles Times reports via Twitter that Jeff George said he could pick up the Colts offense “in a matter of days.”

This is awesome. Do I think Jeff George can still play? Fuck no. But how can you not get excited about a Jeff George comeback after watching this: /span>
I rest my case.
- Julien of Hot Wings & Beer

The sad thing is - I believe, looking at the Colts’ offense - that he’s right.

nfloffseason:

Well, it looks like the Kenny Powers of the NFL, Jeff George, just won’t give up on a comeback. Here’s the scoop from profootballtalk.com via Sam Farmer:

Sam Farmer of the Los Angeles Times reports via Twitter that Jeff George said he could pick up the Colts offense in a matter of days.”

This is awesome. Do I think Jeff George can still play? Fuck no. But how can you not get excited about a Jeff George comeback after watching this: /span>

I rest my case.

- Julien of Hot Wings & Beer

The sad thing is - I believe, looking at the Colts’ offense - that he’s right.

nfloffseason:

Get Well Soon Peyton!

He is one of my favorite people in the NFL.  I hope he recovers soon.  That said, I don’t like his brother, Eli. Cooper’s okay though.

nfloffseason:

Get Well Soon Peyton!

He is one of my favorite people in the NFL.  I hope he recovers soon.  That said, I don’t like his brother, Eli. Cooper’s okay though.

(via nfloffseason)

nfloffseason:

There is plenty of discouraging news going around the NFL today, as more than 800 players were cut, placed on Injured Reserve(out for the year), or put on the PUP list(must miss a minimum of 6 games). That’s the bad news.
The good news? The inspirational story of New York Giants rookie, Mark Herzlich.
The 24 year old rookie linebacker was an All-American & the Defensive Player of the Year in 2008. He was a top 50 NFL prospect & potential 1st round pick. Despite a bright looking future,   he decided to come back for another season of college ball, Then, in the Spring of ‘09, tragedy struck. Herzlich was diagnosed with a rare form of bone cancer called Ewing’s sarcoma. He then battled through the treatments & returned to play last year.
Despite his illness, it was thought that Herzlich would still get selected in the ‘11 NFL Draft. It didn’t happen. Then, because of the offseason lockout, he remained without a team for months. Finally the NFL returned, the Giants signed him, giving him a shot to make the club in Training Camp.
The N.Y. Giants finalized their 53-man roster, today, with Mark Herzlich a member of it. He beat yet another challenge put before him in life. Of course he did. That’s what he does. 

Awesome.

nfloffseason:

There is plenty of discouraging news going around the NFL today, as more than 800 players were cut, placed on Injured Reserve(out for the year), or put on the PUP list(must miss a minimum of 6 games). That’s the bad news.

The good news? The inspirational story of New York Giants rookie, Mark Herzlich.

The 24 year old rookie linebacker was an All-American & the Defensive Player of the Year in 2008. He was a top 50 NFL prospect & potential 1st round pick. Despite a bright looking future, he decided to come back for another season of college ball, Then, in the Spring of ‘09, tragedy struck. Herzlich was diagnosed with a rare form of bone cancer called Ewing’s sarcoma. He then battled through the treatments & returned to play last year.

Despite his illness, it was thought that Herzlich would still get selected in the ‘11 NFL Draft. It didn’t happen. Then, because of the offseason lockout, he remained without a team for months. Finally the NFL returned, the Giants signed him, giving him a shot to make the club in Training Camp.

The N.Y. Giants finalized their 53-man roster, today, with Mark Herzlich a member of it. He beat yet another challenge put before him in life. Of course he did. That’s what he does.

Awesome.

breadpeople:

What if Michael Vick was white bread?

Would he still have been toast when he was caught doing all those dog things?

breadpeople:

What if Michael Vick was white bread?

Would he still have been toast when he was caught doing all those dog things?

getawayday:

This was my favorite “What if Michael Vick were white?” reaction from yesterday. No idea whom to credit for the image.

I think you should credit “D’arcy Hyde” who did the illustration for ESPN the magazine.  READ THE FUCKING PHOTO CAPTION!

getawayday:

This was my favorite “What if Michael Vick were white?” reaction from yesterday. No idea whom to credit for the image.

I think you should credit “D’arcy Hyde” who did the illustration for ESPN the magazine.  READ THE FUCKING PHOTO CAPTION!

(via nfloffseason)