THE BARBIE CHANNEL FUN FACTS HOUR
Channel 99-00 is the Barbie Channel at my house.
At 12:23am on a Saturday night, it got turned on. They are currently running a blooper reel of “outtakes” and “behind the scenes” footage… Y’know - “candid” stuff. Things that were recorded after the take, or weren’t supposed to be caught on tape… But… The thing is — This whole fucking thing - IT’S CGI!!!
SO… Someone got paid to write “out takes” and “cut scenes” and “mistakes” and then it was ANIMATED by graphic artists… and… voiced-over and produced and then AIRED ON TV.
THIS IS THE ANTITHESIS OF “CANDID!” IT’S TOTALLY A SET OF “HOAX OUT TAKES!”
On a related note, it’s completely normal that I watch THE BARBIE CHANNEL on Saturday nights.
Just wrote a short half page rant about a new TV show…
It’s fucking brilliant.
Someone pay me.
The difference between watching Boxing and watching a show like High Society…
Is that… y’know - In Boxing sometimes there are people I REALLY want to see get punched in the face… And they do. But some I don’t. I mean, these are people that work REALLY hard to be at a level where they are on TV and performing an athletic feet…
And in High Society, I just - I want to see EVERYONE get punched in the face. A lot… And none of them do… And these people are doing nothing but spending money and trying to look a certain way to get on TV… And it’s hollow and shallow and boring and NONE OF THEM GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE!
I mean… For me, there’s a reason that Boxing is more appealing.
I’ve written 13 pages today
6.5 for a 1 hour drama pilot and 6.5 for a 1/2 hour comedy (possibly animated) pilot.
I haven’t felt this good about starting a new project in a while.
I’m 27 on Tuesday… That actually feels pretty good to say.
I want to have a seven figure income year before I’m 30… Here’s hoping.