I did it you guys. I made it to week 15, and I don’t even feel sad about anything yet. Want to know why? WE HAVE AN AWESOME SHOW THIS WEEK! Want some proof?
1.) Introduction by the master of disaster himself, J$ in which he pays humble tribute to some of our lost listeners.
2.) QUICK LAUGHS! (that’s right, real jokes by a real jokester!)
3.) A COMMERCIAL FOR THE BEST MEAT PRODUCT EVER! BUY IT TODAY (not a real commercial)
4.) Questions that can’t be answered… (Who knows!?)
5.) LIES ABOUT MY BONER (AKA FALLACIES ABOUT MY PHALLUS)
6.) There’s a guest in the bathroom! The Highly Sophisticated and Remarkably Astute Kimmi Page! Note: She was skyping us from a long time ago in a galaxy far far away (Indiana), so her audio is a bit galactic and every once in a while it would cut out (maybe due to Gremlins). We talk about Star Trek, Shatner, Her Dad, Fox Mulder, Video Games, Moving, THE OFFICIAL FOOD OF THE WEEK PIEROGIS! And per usual, Darren helps out with music, research and tech support… and Ewok gets shouted out again.
7.) Finally, I wrap up by taking some fucking responsibility and doing my duty as an online personality and begging you for stuff and help…
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