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THE NEWEST EPISODE OF BAD LISTENING IS LIVE AND TERRIBLE!
Fleshlight talk, good tunes, stupid conversations and an exclusive interview with Howie’s brother.
Plus we have an original song about Howie’s Jizz here: HOWIE YEAH! HOWIE WOW! (LET’S TALK ABOUT YOUR JIZZ)
Do you want to listen to me get stumbling drunk on Gin while doing a podcast with Adam and Howie?
If you don’t want to listen might I suggest just downloading.
Why haven’t you listenened / subscribed to my new podcast yet?
BAD LISTENING (click thru for “deets”)
It’s perfect for Memorial Day weekend!
Don’t forget to subscribe to my new podcast and rate it and leave a review… lord knows I did.
Preview and download the podcast BAD LISTENING! on iTunes. Read episode descriptions and customer reviews.
You guys - We officially are up in the real world. We’ll have an episode up once a week or so and we have ALL THE CHAT! Not to mention the fact that we’re full of twit… and Jim’s Gin Facts are all the rage.
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THE PLAYERS COURT
When an Advanced Dungeons & Dragons game grinds to a halt due to feuding players, they bring their dispute to a Peoples’ Court type television show that exists exclusively in game.
Written by Ryan Martin & Jim Martin
Directed by Ryan Martin
Hey there friends and fans!
We’re back in full effect this week with a NEW and INSANE edition of the Barely Sarcasm podcast. I’m in the bathroom practicing my jokes, playing some jambs and talking about life, love and the challenges that face us all… and about weed and choose your own adventure jokes. And if you’re wondering about Lies About My Boner? Don’t. I have plenty of them for you. NOTE: My sleeves tore on this shirt so I cut them off and then I was the sassiest of all. (is there vodka in that lemon-lime soft drink? YEP!)
Keep your earballs peeled for a guest spot from Eddy T. Oriole the main bird with the word who does our editorials!
And listen up the soundtrack and tell me what video game the choose your own adventure tune is from and you can win a spot on the next ‘cast.
Click thru the link up top to visit on podbean, click thru the image to go to iTunes (but it’s not up there yet to my knowledge)… And that’s all for right now folks! Enjoy!
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Doug Stanhope - Strong Target (explicit)
Off of his OSLO: BURNING THE BRIDGE TO NOWHERE album.
It’s fucking amazing. And brutal. The track before this one is called “Stinkless Pussy.”
BARELY SARCASM PODCAST SEASON 2 EPISODE 2
Practicing Stand-Up Comedy Alone in my Bathroom in Front of the Mirror…
Special guest? Check.
News Jokes? Check.
Lies about my boner? Check.
You love it?
WELCOME TO SEASON 2: ELECTRIC NEW GALOO!
That’s right. I have fungeons and comedies and loves and musics and what not. I encourage you to go listen to the HALLOWEEN PODCAST from last week. It’s avail just below this one. And then… Oh - I got something new!
1.) A new SONGIFY SONG by Adam Malamut as written by me, J$ and produced on Steve Pomerantz’s phone in Rick Caplan’s apartment!
2.) QUICK LAUGHS! (that’s right, real jokes by a real jokester!)
3.) A COMMERCIAL FOR DRAGON SPEECH RECOGNITION TYPING SOFTWARE. (Darren shows up)
4.) A couple jokes with varying results.
5.) A half-assed movie review for THE CHANGELING (2008) Starring Angelina Jolie and the guy from BURN NOTICE.
6.) I tell an extremely quiet joke.
7.) BAD ASS OF THE WEEK: The gay black guy that works at the market across the street from my house.
8.) LIES ABOUT MY BONER (AKA FALLACIES ABOUT MY PHALLUS)
9.) Finally, I wrap up by making a Michael Hutchence reference, playing some SPACEHOG and giving insight to what’s happening next week… Then I beg for correspondence:
Did you know I’m a maven of music, correspondence and flavor? get involved and do something to get in touch with me! Here’s how:
Email me, BUY THE NEW ZIPPER RECORD, fax me (206-888-6787), twitter at me, check out the blog and subscribe on itunes!
I did it you guys. I made it to week 15, and I don’t even feel sad about anything yet. Want to know why? WE HAVE AN AWESOME SHOW THIS WEEK! Want some proof?
1.) Introduction by the master of disaster himself, J$ in which he pays humble tribute to some of our lost listeners.
2.) QUICK LAUGHS! (that’s right, real jokes by a real jokester!)
3.) A COMMERCIAL FOR THE BEST MEAT PRODUCT EVER! BUY IT TODAY (not a real commercial)
4.) Questions that can’t be answered… (Who knows!?)
5.) LIES ABOUT MY BONER (AKA FALLACIES ABOUT MY PHALLUS)
6.) There’s a guest in the bathroom! The Highly Sophisticated and Remarkably Astute Kimmi Page! Note: She was skyping us from a long time ago in a galaxy far far away (Indiana), so her audio is a bit galactic and every once in a while it would cut out (maybe due to Gremlins). We talk about Star Trek, Shatner, Her Dad, Fox Mulder, Video Games, Moving, THE OFFICIAL FOOD OF THE WEEK PIEROGIS! And per usual, Darren helps out with music, research and tech support… and Ewok gets shouted out again.
7.) Finally, I wrap up by taking some fucking responsibility and doing my duty as an online personality and begging you for stuff and help…
Listen to the Last Podcaster Standing and/or follow them on twitter @lastpodstanding
Last but not least - TORNADOES… Brimfield, donate, etc.
Text REDCROSS to 90999 to make a $10 donation Call 1-800-RED CROSS or Donate online HERE.
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Hey there, beautiful. I can’t help but notice that you’ve come by to check out my new podcast. Every week it gets better and better. It’s a lot like the way I make love… Repetitive and slightly disappointing, but with a lot of effort. That’s right - this week has tons of fun stuff coming (cumming) your way. I know what you’re thinking… “Don’t get it in my hair!” So don’t worry. I aim to please.
What kind of pleasings are there this week?
1.) Introduction and the like. It’s like clockwork at this point.
2.) A JOKE FROM TV SHOWS (Getalaughs, Jib Jabs, Merle-bangs & Funny Hahas)… (“What’s the difference between a cinematographer and god?”)
3.) In which I pay respect and honor to Japan in their time of need. (Trying to add some levity to the horror!) Don’t forget if you have a chance and you’ve yet to donate go to RED CROSS and donate or text RED CROSS to 90999 from your cellular device to donate $10.
4.) Toddlers In Tiara’s: America’s training ground for getting knocked up in the back of a pick up truck.
5.) An impression of the time that I try to convince my Dad to be a guest on the podcast and he sasses me.
6.) LIES ABOUT MY BONERS! (Fallacies about my Phallus) Week 2!
7.) THE INTERVIEW OF INTERVIEWS WITH WILL MOSHER! We talk baseball, sex, Georgia, race relations, gas stations, nudity, karaoke and mostly amazing stuff. Follow Will on twitter here and visit his blog at Shorter-Excerpts.Tumbler.Com.
8.) Hugs/Kisses/Goodbyes Self promotion!
*If you have any questions or anything that you want me to know about email me here: barelysarcasm (at) gmail.com*If you want to subscribe to the podcast on iTunes click here! *If you want to check out THE NEW ZIPPER RECORD click here! My Twitter is @barelysarcasm! My Blog is www.barelysarcasm.com!
If you didn’t see Norm MacDonald’s stand up special on Saturday entitled, “ME DOING STAND UP.” (Which is hilarious and on point) then you failed at Saturday… But now you can win today! Watch it (it’s on youtube!) This is one of my favorite pieces from the performance in which he starts off by dissecting the news.
