nfloffseason:

Sad Romo or sad Romo doing a quick party pump?

As a fan of this team and a fan of this man, I was gutted yesterday, but luckily I was so hungover that my frustration was allayed.  Honestly, I thought they were going to lose anyhow.  I did.  I looked at the Detroit Offense and our secondary and assumed it would happen.
If you told me after week 1 that we’d go into our bye-week 2-2 and Romo had his ribs broken and lung punctured in week two and Miles Austin would be out for weeks 3 and 4 and Dez for week 2, I’d say “okay, that’s fair.” 
All I’m saying is, I still love those Cowboys and I think that an early bye-week for us will be a good thing, and hopefully when week 6 shows up, Mr. Romo can exploit the New England secondary and Demarcus Ware shatters Tom Brady’s patella.

nfloffseason:

Sad Romo or sad Romo doing a quick party pump?

As a fan of this team and a fan of this man, I was gutted yesterday, but luckily I was so hungover that my frustration was allayed.  Honestly, I thought they were going to lose anyhow.  I did.  I looked at the Detroit Offense and our secondary and assumed it would happen.

If you told me after week 1 that we’d go into our bye-week 2-2 and Romo had his ribs broken and lung punctured in week two and Miles Austin would be out for weeks 3 and 4 and Dez for week 2, I’d say “okay, that’s fair.” 

All I’m saying is, I still love those Cowboys and I think that an early bye-week for us will be a good thing, and hopefully when week 6 shows up, Mr. Romo can exploit the New England secondary and Demarcus Ware shatters Tom Brady’s patella.

nfloffseason:

Hank Williams Jr, probably hammered, talks politics on Fox News, compares Obama to Hitler and gets booted from Monday Night Football by ESPN. 

via National Confidential

h/t @michaeltillery 

Amazing.

operationfailure:

hoarr:

wellthatsjustgreat:

“Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor!”

Nice try, Rob Ryan! You can’t hide from me in Dallas, Son of Odin!

Ag

By Odin’s Beard! Crom!! Cor Blimey!!!

Great Caesar’s Ghost!

*I also know nothing of sports.

ROB RYAN DELIVERED TRUTH VIA VALHALLA!

nfloffseason:

3-0 bitches!
(Photo by Rick Stewart/Getty Images)

I’m rooting for a rematch of Superbowl 27 & 28.

nfloffseason:

3-0 bitches!

(Photo by Rick Stewart/Getty Images)

I’m rooting for a rematch of Superbowl 27 & 28.

nfloffseason:

Well, it looks like the Kenny Powers of the NFL, Jeff George, just won’t give up on a comeback. Here’s the scoop from profootballtalk.com via Sam Farmer:

Sam Farmer of the Los Angeles Times reports via Twitter that Jeff George said he could pick up the Colts offense “in a matter of days.”

This is awesome. Do I think Jeff George can still play? Fuck no. But how can you not get excited about a Jeff George comeback after watching this: /span>
I rest my case.
- Julien of Hot Wings & Beer

The sad thing is - I believe, looking at the Colts’ offense - that he’s right.

nfloffseason:

Well, it looks like the Kenny Powers of the NFL, Jeff George, just won’t give up on a comeback. Here’s the scoop from profootballtalk.com via Sam Farmer:

Sam Farmer of the Los Angeles Times reports via Twitter that Jeff George said he could pick up the Colts offense in a matter of days.”

This is awesome. Do I think Jeff George can still play? Fuck no. But how can you not get excited about a Jeff George comeback after watching this: /span>

I rest my case.

- Julien of Hot Wings & Beer

The sad thing is - I believe, looking at the Colts’ offense - that he’s right.

nfloffseason:

Get Well Soon Peyton!

He is one of my favorite people in the NFL.  I hope he recovers soon.  That said, I don’t like his brother, Eli. Cooper’s okay though.

nfloffseason:

Get Well Soon Peyton!

He is one of my favorite people in the NFL.  I hope he recovers soon.  That said, I don’t like his brother, Eli. Cooper’s okay though.

(via nfloffseason)

breadpeople:

What if Michael Vick was white bread?

Would he still have been toast when he was caught doing all those dog things?

breadpeople:

What if Michael Vick was white bread?

Would he still have been toast when he was caught doing all those dog things?

getawayday:

This was my favorite “What if Michael Vick were white?” reaction from yesterday. No idea whom to credit for the image.

I think you should credit “D’arcy Hyde” who did the illustration for ESPN the magazine.  READ THE FUCKING PHOTO CAPTION!

getawayday:

This was my favorite “What if Michael Vick were white?” reaction from yesterday. No idea whom to credit for the image.

I think you should credit “D’arcy Hyde” who did the illustration for ESPN the magazine.  READ THE FUCKING PHOTO CAPTION!

(via nfloffseason)

walex:

constantpopchaos:

ilovecharts:

Click through to find out!

“…and you sir, are no John Elway”
Also, Alex, check out how quickly you come up.

Seems reasonable.

BOOM!

walex:

constantpopchaos:

ilovecharts:

Click through to find out!

“…and you sir, are no John Elway”

Also, Alex, check out how quickly you come up.

Seems reasonable.

BOOM!

(via walex)

sportspage:

It appears that Terrelle Pryor was drafted by the Raiders in the 3rd round of the supplemental draft.

In the upstanding tradition of Todd Marinovich, JaMarcus Russell and Jeff George and following in the heralded Ohio State tradition of Art Schlichter comes… Terrelle Pryor.
Yeah… Good luck with that one.

sportspage:

It appears that Terrelle Pryor was drafted by the Raiders in the 3rd round of the supplemental draft.

In the upstanding tradition of Todd Marinovich, JaMarcus Russell and Jeff George and following in the heralded Ohio State tradition of Art Schlichter comes… Terrelle Pryor.

Yeah… Good luck with that one.