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You guys - We officially are up in the real world. We’ll have an episode up once a week or so and we have ALL THE CHAT! Not to mention the fact that we’re full of twit… and Jim’s Gin Facts are all the rage.
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Hey there friends and fans!
We’re back in full effect this week with a NEW and INSANE edition of the Barely Sarcasm podcast. I’m in the bathroom practicing my jokes, playing some jambs and talking about life, love and the challenges that face us all… and about weed and choose your own adventure jokes. And if you’re wondering about Lies About My Boner? Don’t. I have plenty of them for you. NOTE: My sleeves tore on this shirt so I cut them off and then I was the sassiest of all. (is there vodka in that lemon-lime soft drink? YEP!)
Keep your earballs peeled for a guest spot from Eddy T. Oriole the main bird with the word who does our editorials!
And listen up the soundtrack and tell me what video game the choose your own adventure tune is from and you can win a spot on the next ‘cast.
Click thru the link up top to visit on podbean, click thru the image to go to iTunes (but it’s not up there yet to my knowledge)… And that’s all for right now folks! Enjoy!
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“Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor!”
Nice try, Rob Ryan! You can’t hide from me in Dallas, Son of Odin!
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By Odin’s Beard! Crom!! Cor Blimey!!!
Great Caesar’s Ghost!
*I also know nothing of sports.
ROB RYAN DELIVERED TRUTH VIA VALHALLA!
Hey there, beautiful. I can’t help but notice that you’ve come by to check out my new podcast. Every week it gets better and better. It’s a lot like the way I make love… Repetitive and slightly disappointing, but with a lot of effort. That’s right - this week has tons of fun stuff coming (cumming) your way. I know what you’re thinking… “Don’t get it in my hair!” So don’t worry. I aim to please.
What kind of pleasings are there this week?
1.) Introduction and the like. It’s like clockwork at this point.
2.) A JOKE FROM TV SHOWS (Getalaughs, Jib Jabs, Merle-bangs & Funny Hahas)… (“What’s the difference between a cinematographer and god?”)
3.) In which I pay respect and honor to Japan in their time of need. (Trying to add some levity to the horror!) Don’t forget if you have a chance and you’ve yet to donate go to RED CROSS and donate or text RED CROSS to 90999 from your cellular device to donate $10.
4.) Toddlers In Tiara’s: America’s training ground for getting knocked up in the back of a pick up truck.
5.) An impression of the time that I try to convince my Dad to be a guest on the podcast and he sasses me.
6.) LIES ABOUT MY BONERS! (Fallacies about my Phallus) Week 2!
7.) THE INTERVIEW OF INTERVIEWS WITH WILL MOSHER! We talk baseball, sex, Georgia, race relations, gas stations, nudity, karaoke and mostly amazing stuff. Follow Will on twitter here and visit his blog at Shorter-Excerpts.Tumbler.Com.
8.) Hugs/Kisses/Goodbyes Self promotion!
*If you have any questions or anything that you want me to know about email me here: barelysarcasm (at) gmail.com*If you want to subscribe to the podcast on iTunes click here! *If you want to check out THE NEW ZIPPER RECORD click here! My Twitter is @barelysarcasm! My Blog is www.barelysarcasm.com!
Jay Leno has been on Twitter since last May, has sent 500 tweets, and has 30,000 followers.
Conan has been on Twitter for six hours, sent one tweet, and has 190,000 followers.
Draw your own conclusions.
Whenever he’s back on the air his first episode is going to have REALLY good ratings (I mean, what’s considered good ratings six months from now… Like maybe 2 million viewers…)
