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Hey there, beautiful. I can’t help but notice that you’ve come by to check out my new podcast. Every week it gets better and better. It’s a lot like the way I make love… Repetitive and slightly disappointing, but with a lot of effort. That’s right - this week has tons of fun stuff coming (cumming) your way. I know what you’re thinking… “Don’t get it in my hair!” So don’t worry. I aim to please.
What kind of pleasings are there this week?
1.) Introduction and the like. It’s like clockwork at this point.
2.) A JOKE FROM TV SHOWS (Getalaughs, Jib Jabs, Merle-bangs & Funny Hahas)… (“What’s the difference between a cinematographer and god?”)
3.) In which I pay respect and honor to Japan in their time of need. (Trying to add some levity to the horror!) Don’t forget if you have a chance and you’ve yet to donate go to RED CROSS and donate or text RED CROSS to 90999 from your cellular device to donate $10.
4.) Toddlers In Tiara’s: America’s training ground for getting knocked up in the back of a pick up truck.
5.) An impression of the time that I try to convince my Dad to be a guest on the podcast and he sasses me.
6.) LIES ABOUT MY BONERS! (Fallacies about my Phallus) Week 2!
7.) THE INTERVIEW OF INTERVIEWS WITH WILL MOSHER! We talk baseball, sex, Georgia, race relations, gas stations, nudity, karaoke and mostly amazing stuff. Follow Will on twitter here and visit his blog at Shorter-Excerpts.Tumbler.Com.
8.) Hugs/Kisses/Goodbyes Self promotion!
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