How do you do? I think our relationship has started on the right foot. Do you like me back? Miss you when you're gone.
Email J$
Doug Stanhope - Strong Target (explicit)
Off of his OSLO: BURNING THE BRIDGE TO NOWHERE album.
It’s fucking amazing. And brutal. The track before this one is called “Stinkless Pussy.”
For more Dentist Humor click through and follow the Mark Marc Mark Family Dentistry twitter feed.
(via lower)
“Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor!”
Nice try, Rob Ryan! You can’t hide from me in Dallas, Son of Odin!
Ag
By Odin’s Beard! Crom!! Cor Blimey!!!
Great Caesar’s Ghost!
*I also know nothing of sports.
ROB RYAN DELIVERED TRUTH VIA VALHALLA!
THAT AIN’T NO FRENCH SCHOOLGIRL, THAT’S THE LOCH NESS MONSTER RIGHT THERE!
(via chrissiegee)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This picture makes me happy.
I guess he finally realized how fucking lame he is.
Faster than a speeding bullet? Me thinks not.
You guys… Show some respect. George Reeves, you guys.
(via eviljason)
You guys, this little kid is racist.
(via politikait)
J$ (me!) - CARELESS WHISPER (WHAM!)
SO, I spent today writing a sample for a book I am trying to write… and dicking around on Piano… and reading and doing work… So I decided to “wind down” by dicking around more… ON MY GUITAR AND SINGING…
And don’t worry - there’s a saxophone in there…
Is this a joke?
When I reminded the girl about Jersey Shore being on tonight, she sent me this email reply.
Jay Leno has been on Twitter since last May, has sent 500 tweets, and has 30,000 followers.
Conan has been on Twitter for six hours, sent one tweet, and has 190,000 followers.
Draw your own conclusions.
Whenever he’s back on the air his first episode is going to have REALLY good ratings (I mean, what’s considered good ratings six months from now… Like maybe 2 million viewers…)
