How do you do? I think our relationship has started on the right foot. Do you like me back? Miss you when you're gone.
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I’m reblogging this as a Mike Ness fan. I really enjoy Social Distortion. Yeah. That’s why.
(via rachell)
I'm not good with people in real life...
- (While standing at the front of the line at the Bank of America, I saw movement in front of me. It was the security camera showing me myself. I checked to make sure my hair wasn't too out of place, then a female teller down the way called me over. She looked like a Mallrats era Joey Lauren Adams.)
- CLERK: Hello, how are you today?
- ME: Magical.
- CLERK: Oh. Good. How can I help you?
- ME: I would like to exchange this twenty dollar bill for two rolls of quarters.
- CLERK: Two rolls?
- ME: Yes.
- (At this point, she turns and leans down to grab the quarters.)
- ME: I just couldn't wait any longer.
- (She turns back, confused as can be.)
- CLERK: Excuse me?
- ME: Laundry.
- CLERK: Oh...
- (She's clearly relieved)
- CLERK: Have a good day.
- ME: I absolutely will. You too.
“Those are some FUNKY glasses, Dude!” Said the bespectacled Black Man on Lincoln Blvd. He was wearing a track suit, but I think it was cotton. He looked a good deal like a thicker Herm Edwards.
“Oh, thank you, Man!” I smiled and laughed, walking on down the street, carrying my plastic bag of Walgreens goodness. “Funky?” I thought and I looked in the reflection from a tinted shop-window. “Sweet.”
