THE BARBIE CHANNEL FUN FACTS HOUR

Channel 99-00 is the Barbie Channel at my house.

At 12:23am on a Saturday night, it got turned on.  They are currently running a blooper reel of “outtakes” and “behind the scenes” footage… Y’know - “candid” stuff.  Things that were recorded after the take, or weren’t supposed to be caught on tape… But… The thing is — This whole fucking thing - IT’S CGI!!!

SO… Someone got paid to write “out takes” and “cut scenes” and “mistakes” and then it was ANIMATED by graphic artists… and… voiced-over and produced and then AIRED ON TV. 

THIS IS THE ANTITHESIS OF “CANDID!”  IT’S TOTALLY A SET OF “HOAX OUT TAKES!”

On a related note, it’s completely normal that I watch THE BARBIE CHANNEL on Saturday nights.